{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":999671,"song":"Puff The Magic Tampon","artist":"John Valby","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/999671-puff-the-magic-tampon-chords-by-john-valby/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/999671?type=chord","rating":4.47358,"votes":4,"content":"\"Puff The Magic Tampon\" - Written by John Valby\r\nParody of \"Puff the Magic Dragon\"\r\nhttp://www.johnvalbynation.com/\r\nChords by Maniac1075\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]C#9[/ch] \r\nPUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON  [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch] \r\nLIVED BETWEEN HER KNEE'S [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]F#9[/ch]     [ch]B9[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch] \r\nAND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]C#9[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch] \r\nPUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WHEN HE FIRST TOOK THE PLUNGE [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]F#9[/ch]         [ch]B9[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch] \r\nMADE A SPLASH INSIDE HER GASH AND SWELLED UP LIKE A SPONGE [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]             [ch]C#9[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch] \r\nLITTLE JACKY'S PECKER HE LOVED THAT RASCAL PUFF [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch] \r\nHE FUCKED TILL HIS LITTLE HEAD GOT RED [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#[/ch]       [ch]B9[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch] \r\nHE COULDN'T GET ENOUGH  [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]               [ch]C#9[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch] \r\nTHEN ONE DAY IT HAPPENED PUFFY SPRANG A LEAK [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch] \r\nBUT DON'T COMPLAIN YOU SLEAZY BITCH  [/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F#9[/ch]      [ch]B9[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch] \r\nHE'S BEEN IN YOUR BOX A WEEK [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]C#m[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch] \r\nPUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON LIVED BETWEEN HER KNEES [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]F#[/ch]      [ch]B9[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch] \r\nAND FROLICKED IN THAT AWFUL MIST OF THE LAND OF YEAST AND CHEESE [/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]C#9[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch] \r\nPUFF THE MAGIC TAMPON WAS THROWN IN A GARBAGE CAN [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch] \r\nAND GOT RECYCLED AS FIBER IN  [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#9[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nKELLOGG'S RAISIN BRAN [/tab]","plain_text":"\"Puff The Magic Tampon\" - Written by John Valby\nParody of \"Puff the Magic Dragon\"\nhttp://www.johnvalbynation.com/\nChords by Maniac1075","chords":["A","C#9","D","F#9","B9","E","F#","C#m"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}