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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":959289,"song":"The Hot Dog Man","artist":"Tripod (Australia)","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/959289-the-hot-dog-man-chords-by-tripod-australia/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/959289?type=chord","rating":4.75363,"votes":3,"content":"The Hot Dog Man by Tripod\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThe hot dog man is packing up[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                             [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHe's putting all his sauces away[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                            [ch]B[/ch]\r\nScrapes the onion grease into a cup[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nTo use again another day[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                            [ch]B[/ch]\r\nOther hot dog men might re-use their cheese[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                      [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut never this hot dog man[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHe whistles a tune and bobs his head[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                                 [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWhile sweeping out the floor of his van[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Same for all the verses)\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man once tried a line\r\nIn gelati and soft-serve treats\r\nBut they didn't last long in the bain-marie\r\nIn amongst the steaming meats\r\n\r\nThe sauce bottle nozzles clog up every day\r\nHe always is surprised by how much\r\nA friend once suggested the sachets\r\nBut he prefers the personal touch\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]____________[ch]B[/ch]________[ch]A[/ch]_________[ch]B[/ch]\r\nThe hot dog man...[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]____________[ch]B[/ch]________[ch]A[/ch]_________[ch]B[/ch]\r\nThe hot dog man...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man attends the normal events\r\nSuch as concerts and football games\r\nHas his regulars at the stadium,\r\nHe takes the time to learn all their names\r\n\r\nWhilst he knows it's a professional relationship\r\nHe always asks about their lives\r\nSays, \"How are the kids? Is your Mum still well?\r\nHey, tell me when the baby arrives.\"\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man maintains his van\r\nHe works on it meticulously\r\nHe'd have it done by a mechanic,\r\nBut who would take as much care as he?\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man drops his daughter off\r\nAt ballet practice three times a week\r\nHe jokingly asks, \"Am I a taxi?\"\r\nShe laughs and smiles and kisses his cheek\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man...\r\nThe hot dog man...\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man earns a modest amount\r\nHis overheads are more than you'd think\r\nWhen you add up the cost of his hobby\r\nPlus the wholesale price of the drinks\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man has certain needs\r\nNot all of which his wife can fulfil\r\nHe also has his favourite TV shows\r\nThe one he likes the most is \"The Bill\"\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man knows his hardware\r\nHas certain brands he tends to prefer\r\nHe's been fitting out his cellar\r\nBut he's not at all the wine connoisseur\r\n\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man drives his hot dog van\r\nIn circuits 'round the local reserve\r\nHe drives slowly, but not too slowly\r\nAnd casual, so as not to unnerve\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man...\r\nThe hot dog man...\r\nThe hot dog man has a coolroom\r\nWith independent power supply\r\nHas a table on wheels and a light source\r\nHe performs his operations by\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man's identity\r\nChanges every now and again\r\nFor a time, he was a woman\r\nOr at least he wore a woman's skin\r\n\r\nIf you listen hard in the dead of night\r\nIs that a scratching sound you can hear?\r\nWe use the word \"evil\" so liberally...\r\n\r\n[Gatesy: STOP... STOP THE F******* SONG! Stop... just stop it.\r\nScod: What?\r\nGatesy: What are you doing to the hot dog...\r\nScod: What?\r\nGatesy: What have you done to him?\r\nScod: What do you mean, \"done to him\"?\r\nGatesy: You've...\r\nScod: There's a whole range of factors, it wasn't just us.\r\nGatesy: No!\r\nYon: Yeah!\r\nGatesy: No!\r\nYon: I mean, you know, it's a whole \"nature versus nurture\" issue, really.\r\nScod: It is!\r\nGatesy: It's just... no!\r\nScod: He might have parental problems, who knows? Maybe he's just evil. We just don't know.\r\nGatesy: He doesn't! He doesn't have to be evil, though!\r\nScod: What are you talking about?\r\nGatesy: No, he doesn't. Why can't... here's an idea... ooh, Gatesy! Why don't \r\nwe... why don't we make the hot dog man a nice hot dog man again, eh?\r\nYon: All right.\r\nGatesy: You know, remember? Aha! Remember...]\r\n\r\nThe hot dog man is packing up\r\nHe's... twisting all the ties on the bun bags\r\nUmm... puts the ice bucket back in the freezer\r\n\r\n... where he also keeps the human heads.\r\n\r\n[Gatesy: NOOOOOO!\r\nYon: I like that!\r\nGatesy: Ohhhh...\r\nScod: Come on... he's a multi-dimensional character, that's all.\r\nYon: Come on, Gatesy - don't you think we're all the hot dog man deep down inside?\r\nGatesy: Noooo...\r\nScod: It's about the complexity of human relationships... and knives.]","plain_text":"The Hot Dog Man by Tripod\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Same for all the verses)\n\nThe hot dog man once tried a line\nIn gelati and soft-serve treats\nBut they didn't last long in the bain-marie\nIn amongst the steaming meats\n\nThe sauce bottle nozzles clog up every day\nHe always is surprised by how much\nA friend once suggested the sachets\nBut he prefers the personal touch\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe hot dog man attends the normal events\nSuch as concerts and football games\nHas his regulars at the stadium,\nHe takes the time to learn all their names\n\nWhilst he knows it's a professional relationship\nHe always asks about their lives\nSays, \"How are the kids? Is your Mum still well?\nHey, tell me when the baby arrives.\"\n\nThe hot dog man maintains his van\nHe works on it meticulously\nHe'd have it done by a mechanic,\nBut who would take as much care as he?\n\nThe hot dog man drops his daughter off\nAt ballet practice three times a week\nHe jokingly asks, \"Am I a taxi?\"\nShe laughs and smiles and kisses his cheek\n\nThe hot dog man...\nThe hot dog man...\n\nThe hot dog man earns a modest amount\nHis overheads are more than you'd think\nWhen you add up the cost of his hobby\nPlus the wholesale price of the drinks\n\nThe hot dog man has certain needs\nNot all of which his wife can fulfil\nHe also has his favourite TV shows\nThe one he likes the most is \"The Bill\"\n\nThe hot dog man knows his hardware\nHas certain brands he tends to prefer\nHe's been fitting out his cellar\nBut he's not at all the wine connoisseur\n\n\nThe hot dog man drives his hot dog van\nIn circuits 'round the local reserve\nHe drives slowly, but not too slowly\nAnd casual, so as not to unnerve\n\nThe hot dog man...\nThe hot dog man...\nThe hot dog man has a coolroom\nWith independent power supply\nHas a table on wheels and a light source\nHe performs his operations by\n\nThe hot dog man's identity\nChanges every now and again\nFor a time, he was a woman\nOr at least he wore a woman's skin\n\nIf you listen hard in the dead of night\nIs that a scratching sound you can hear?\nWe use the word \"evil\" so liberally...\n\n[Gatesy: STOP... STOP THE F******* SONG! Stop... just stop it.\nScod: What?\nGatesy: What are you doing to the hot dog...\nScod: What?\nGatesy: What have you done to him?\nScod: What do you mean, \"done to him\"?\nGatesy: You've...\nScod: There's a whole range of factors, it wasn't just us.\nGatesy: No!\nYon: Yeah!\nGatesy: No!\nYon: I mean, you know, it's a whole \"nature versus nurture\" issue, really.\nScod: It is!\nGatesy: It's just... no!\nScod: He might have parental problems, who knows? Maybe he's just evil. We just don't know.\nGatesy: He doesn't! He doesn't have to be evil, though!\nScod: What are you talking about?\nGatesy: No, he doesn't. Why can't... here's an idea... ooh, Gatesy! Why don't \nwe... why don't we make the hot dog man a nice hot dog man again, eh?\nYon: All right.\nGatesy: You know, remember? Aha! Remember...]\n\nThe hot dog man is packing up\nHe's... twisting all the ties on the bun bags\nUmm... puts the ice bucket back in the freezer\n\n... where he also keeps the human heads.\n\n[Gatesy: NOOOOOO!\nYon: I like that!\nGatesy: Ohhhh...\nScod: Come on... he's a multi-dimensional character, that's all.\nYon: Come on, Gatesy - don't you think we're all the hot dog man deep down inside?\nGatesy: Noooo...\nScod: It's about the complexity of human relationships... and knives.]","chords":["E","B","F#","A","Am","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}