{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":953343,"song":"Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet","artist":"Panic! At the Disco","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/953343-theres-a-good-reason-these-tables-are-numbered-honey-you-just-havent-thought-of-it-yet-chords-by-panic-at-the-disco/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/953343?type=chord","rating":4.74695,"votes":358,"content":"\"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought \r\nOf It Yet\" by Panic! At The Disco\r\nTabbed by: Paisley\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nRuining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd from that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nRuining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Pre-chorus 1]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWhen you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white[/tab]\r\n\r\nxx5557 xx5555 xx5557 xx5555\r\npinstripes      whoa-oh\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nEverything goes according to plan[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI'm the new cancer, never looked better[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd you can't stand it[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI know because you say so under your breath[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nYou're reading lips, \"When did he get all confident?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]B7[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nNever looked better[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd you can't stand it[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNext is a trip to the ladies room in vain[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]B[/ch]\r\nTonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                  [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI bet to them, your name is \"Cheap\", I bet to them you look like shhh[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTalk to the mirror, choke back tears[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd keep telling yourself that, \"I'm a diva.\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Pre-chorus 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                         [ch]B[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nOh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThey just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI'm the new cancer, never looked better[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd you can't stand it[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI know because you say so under your breath[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nYou're reading lips, \"When did he get all confident?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]           [ch]B7[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nNever looked better[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B7[/ch]                [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd you can't stand it[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n[ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n[ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI've never looked better and you can't stand it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHaven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI've never looked better and you can't stand it[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd I know, and I know[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI've never been so surreptitious[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd I know, and I know[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI've never been so surreptitious[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd I know, and I know[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI've never been so surreptitious[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]Em[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch[/tab]","plain_text":"\"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought \nOf It Yet\" by Panic! At The Disco\nTabbed by: Paisley\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-chorus 1]\n\n\nxx5557 xx5555 xx5557 xx5555\npinstripes      whoa-oh\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nB B    C C    B B    C  C  C C B Am G\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\nEm  D  G  C   Am  B  Em\n\nEm  D  G  C   Am  B  Em\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]","chords":["A","Em","C","Am","B","B7","D","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}