{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":917961,"song":"Lunchlady Land","artist":"Adam Sandler","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/917961-lunchlady-land-chords-by-adam-sandler/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/917961?type=chord","rating":4.66153,"votes":31,"content":"Original key is half step down (Absus2 / Db / Eb are the chords)\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nWoke up in the morning.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nPut on my new plastic glove.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nServed some re-heated salsbury steak[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWith a little slice of love[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGot no clue what the chicken pot pie[/tab]\r\n\r\nIs made of.\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nJust know everything's doing fine[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nDown here in Lunch Lady Land.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]Asus2[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nWell, I wear this net on my head[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\n'Cause my red hair is fallin' out.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nI wear these brown orthopedic shoes[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\n'Cause I got a bad case of the gout.[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nI know you want seconds on the corn dogs,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut there's no reason to shout.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nEverybody gets enough food[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nDown here in Lunch Lady Land.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]Asus2[/ch]      [ch]A7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWell, yesterday's meatloaf[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIs today's sloppy joes[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd my breath reaks of tuna[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd there's lots of black hairs comin' out of my nose.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nIn Lunchlady Land your dreams come true[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nClouds made of carrots and peas[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nMountains built of shepherds pie[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd rivers made of macaroni and cheese[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nBut don't forget to return your trays[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd try to ignore my gum disease[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]                                        [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nNo student can escape the magic of Lunchlady Land   (ohhhhh ohhhh)[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nHoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nNavy beans, navy beans, navy beans[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nHoagies and grinder, hoagies and grinders[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nNavy beans, navy beans[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nMeatloaf sandwich[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nWell I dreamt one morning that I woke up to see[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll the pepperoni pizza was a-looking at me[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nIt screamed, why do you burn me and serve me up cold[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI said I got the spatula just do what you're told[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nThen the liver and onions started joining the fight[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd the chocolate pudding pushed me with all its might[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nAnd the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\n\"It's called revenge Lunchlady\" said the garlic bread[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nI said what did I do to make you all so mad[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThey said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nThen the green beans said you better run and hide[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut then my friend sloppy joe came and joined my side[/tab]\r\n          \r\n[tab]          [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nHe said if it wasn't for the Lunchlady the kids wouldn't eatcha[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou should be shakin' her hand and sayin' please to meet ya[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nShe gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou should be kissin' her feet and kissin' her mole[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nNow all the angry foods just leave me alone[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd we all live together in a happy home[/tab]\r\n\r\nThanks to\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Asus2[/ch]\r\nSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSloppy joe, slop, sloppy joe[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWell me and sloppy joe got married[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nWe got six kids and we're doin' just fine[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nDown in Lunchlady Land[/tab]","plain_text":"Original key is half step down (Absus2 / Db / Eb are the chords)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIs made of.\n\n\n\n\nAsus2         D\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAsus2      A7\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n          \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThanks to","chords":["Absus2","Db","Eb","Asus2","D","E","A7","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Asus2":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,0,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,0,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}