{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":892030,"song":"10 Foot Cock And A Few Hundred Virgins","artist":"Tim Minchin","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/892030-10-foot-cock-and-a-few-hundred-virgins-chords-by-tim-minchin/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/892030?type=chord","rating":4.60556,"votes":5,"content":"[tab](4/4) [ch]Em[/ch] | [ch]Em[/ch]   | [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch] | [ch]B7[/ch]   |\r\n|(4/4) So you're gonna | live in paradise |  with a | ten-foot cock and a few hundred vir |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Em[/ch]   | [ch]Em[/ch]   | [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch] | [ch]B7[/ch]   |\r\n| gins. So you're gonna | sacrifice your | life for a | ride on a UFO. |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]C[/ch]   | C#o7   | [ch]D[/ch]   | [ch]E7[/ch] (bass movement: [ch]E[/ch] - [ch]F#[/ch] - [ch]G[/ch] - [ch]G#[/ch] )|\r\n| And when the Lord | comes down with his | shimmering chariot of sal | vation |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Am7[/ch]   | [ch]D13[/ch]   | [ch]G[/ch]   | [ch]B[/ch] - [ch]B[/ch] - [ch]B[/ch] - [ch]B[/ch]-[ch]C[/ch] |\r\n|   Your gonna be | the first to | know.  |    |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]B[/ch]   |(2/4) [ch]C[/ch] - [ch]B[/ch] |\r\n|     And so if... |(2/4)   |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]|(3+2+2/4) [ch]Em[/ch]   | [ch]C[/ch]   |\r\n|(3+2+2/4) God was there from the very | beginning. He invented men and |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]D[/ch]   | [ch]B7[/ch]   |\r\n| women. Then He also invented | wanking. Then He said wanking was |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Em[/ch]   | [ch]C[/ch]   |\r\n| sinning. So now if I'm feeling | randy I'm not allowed a hand |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]D[/ch]   |(6/4) [ch]B7[/ch]   |\r\n| shandy, but having sex with my |(6/4) family, that is just fucking |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]C[/ch]   | [ch]B[/ch]   | [ch]Em7[/ch]   | [ch]E7[/ch]   |\r\n| Great.  It's | all there in Ezekiel | 8   just be | fore he opens up His big pearly |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]-maj7/[ch]G#[/ch] | [ch]Am7/G[/ch]  [ch]Am6[/ch]/[ch]F#[/ch] | [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]-maj7/[ch]D#[/ch] | [ch]Em7/D[/ch]  [ch]Em6[/ch]/[ch]C#[/ch] |\r\n| Gates and says that it's a | sin to take it up the | date. Even if it's | great, even with your |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]C[/ch]   | [ch]B7[/ch]   | [ch]B7[/ch]   |(2/4) [ch]B7[/ch]    |\r\n|mate   |   |   |(2/4) B7   |[/tab]\r\n      (note run over the third and fourth measures: | [ch]E[/ch] - [ch]D[/ch] - [ch]C[/ch] - [ch]B[/ch]-[ch]A[/ch]-[ch]B[/ch]-[ch]C[/ch]-[ch]B[/ch]-[ch]A[/ch]-[ch]G[/ch] -| [ch]F#[/ch] - [ch]E[/ch]|)\r\n\r\n\r\nSo you're gonna live in paradise\r\nWith a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins\r\nSo you're gonna sacrifice your life\r\nFor a shot at the greener grass\r\nAnd when the Lord comes down with his shiny rod of judgement\r\nHe's gonna kick my heathen ass\r\n\r\nSo if you\r\nCover the bodies of your women\r\nEverybody is grinning\r\nBecause black is so slimming\r\nThough it's not great for swimming\r\nBut it gives you an erection\r\nWith the increased sexual tension\r\nWhat with the UV protection\r\nThat is second to none\r\nYou'll find it all in the Koran\r\nJust next to the bit that justifies guns\r\nAnd says that it's a sin\r\nTo take it up the bum\r\nEven if it's fun\r\nEven with permission from your mum\r\n\r\nSo you're gonna live in paradise\r\nWith a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins\r\nSo you're gonna sacrifice your life\r\nFor a shot at eternity\r\nAnd when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance\r\nHe's gonna disembowel me\r\n\r\nYou say that\r\nIf I\r\nStumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker\r\nThat a muffin presupposes a baker\r\nSo we must agree sooner or later\r\nThis proves there's a creator\r\nSo if I put your foot in a stinker\r\nYou'd assume the existence of a sphincter\r\nThus you don't need to be a great thinker\r\nTo conclude that God's a bum\r\nWhich negates the words of Genesis 1\r\nWhich make him out to be so much fun\r\nUntil Adam succumbed\r\nTo temptation\r\nAnd then his only son\r\nGot nailed to a\r\n\r\n| [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]-maj7/[ch]G#[/ch] | [ch]Am7/G[/ch]  [ch]Am6[/ch]/[ch]F#[/ch] | [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]-maj7/[ch]D#[/ch] | [ch]Em7/D[/ch]  [ch]Em6[/ch]/[ch]C#[/ch] |\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]-maj7/[ch]G#[/ch] | [ch]Am7/G[/ch]  [ch]Am6[/ch]/[ch]F#[/ch] |\r\n| gum or the Middle Eastern e | quivalent which suggest that God's om |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]-maj7/[ch]D#[/ch] | [ch]Em7/D[/ch]  [ch]Em6[/ch]/[ch]C#[/ch] |\r\n| niscience is nullified by his am | bivalence. Unless it turns out that he's |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]-maj7/[ch]G#[/ch] | [ch]Am7/G[/ch]  [ch]Am6[/ch]/[ch]F#[/ch] |\r\n| impotent and if God can't get a | boner I guess that euxplains the ple |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]-maj7/[ch]D#[/ch] | [ch]Em7/D[/ch]  [ch]Em6[/ch]/[ch]C#[/ch] |\r\n| thora of huge erections in His | honour. Cos we all know a steeple is just a |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]-maj7/[ch]G#[/ch] | [ch]Am7/G[/ch]  [ch]Am6[/ch]/[ch]F#[/ch] |\r\n| subconscious, compensatory | manifestation of a huge, stiff |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]-maj7/[ch]D#[/ch] | [ch]Em7/D[/ch]  [ch]Em6[/ch]/[ch]C#[/ch] |\r\n| penis. And still He tell us that it's | heinous to stick a penis up your a |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]-maj7/[ch]D#[/ch] | [ch]Em7/D[/ch]  [ch]Em6[/ch]/[ch]C#[/ch] |\r\n| nus, even if you're | famous even if you like |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]C[/ch]   | [ch]B7[/ch]   | [ch]B7[/ch]   |(2/4) [ch]B7[/ch]    |\r\n| tennis   |   |   |(2/4) B7   |[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(Double Time)\r\n[tab]|(4/4) [ch]Em[/ch]   | [ch]Em[/ch]   | [ch]C[/ch]   | [ch]B7[/ch]   |\r\n| So you're gonna | live in paradise |  with a | ten-foot cock and a few hundred vir |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Em[/ch]   | [ch]Em[/ch]   | [ch]B7[/ch]   | [ch]B7[/ch]   |\r\n| gins. So you're gonna | sacrifice your | life for a | ride on a UFO |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]C[/ch]   | C#o7   | [ch]D7[/ch]   | [ch]E7[/ch]   |\r\n| And when the Lord | comes down with his | big, stiff, slimy | rod of judgment |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]|(6/4) [ch]Am7[/ch]   | [ch]D13[/ch]   | [ch]Bm7[/ch]   | [ch]E7[/ch]   |\r\n|(6/4) I'm gonna | be the first to | go, he's gonna | send me down be |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]| [ch]Am7[/ch]   | [ch]D13[/ch]   | [ch]G[/ch]   | [ch]E7[/ch]   |\r\n| low, he's gonna | whip me like a | ho. D'ya really think | so? |[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]|(4/4) [ch]Am7[/ch]   | [ch]D13[/ch]   | [ch]G[/ch] blues thing    | [ch]G[/ch]   |\r\n|(4/4) I’m gonna | be the first to | go   |   |[/tab]","plain_text":"(note run over the third and fourth measures: | E - D - C - B-A-B-C-B-A-G -| F# - E|)\n\n\nSo you're gonna live in paradise\nWith a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins\nSo you're gonna sacrifice your life\nFor a shot at the greener grass\nAnd when the Lord comes down with his shiny rod of judgement\nHe's gonna kick my heathen ass\n\nSo if you\nCover the bodies of your women\nEverybody is grinning\nBecause black is so slimming\nThough it's not great for swimming\nBut it gives you an erection\nWith the increased sexual tension\nWhat with the UV protection\nThat is second to none\nYou'll find it all in the Koran\nJust next to the bit that justifies guns\nAnd says that it's a sin\nTo take it up the bum\nEven if it's fun\nEven with permission from your mum\n\nSo you're gonna live in paradise\nWith a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins\nSo you're gonna sacrifice your life\nFor a shot at eternity\nAnd when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance\nHe's gonna disembowel me\n\nYou say that\nIf I\nStumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker\nThat a muffin presupposes a baker\nSo we must agree sooner or later\nThis proves there's a creator\nSo if I put your foot in a stinker\nYou'd assume the existence of a sphincter\nThus you don't need to be a great thinker\nTo conclude that God's a bum\nWhich negates the words of Genesis 1\nWhich make him out to be so much fun\nUntil Adam succumbed\nTo temptation\nAnd then his only son\nGot nailed to a\n\n| Am  Am-maj7/G# | Am7/G  Am6/F# | Em  Em-maj7/D# | Em7/D  Em6/C# |\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Double Time)","chords":["Em","B","C","B7","C#","D","E7","E","F#","G","G#","Am7","D13","Em7","Am","Am7/G","Am6","D#","Em7/D","Em6","A","D7","Bm7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Am7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,0,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"Bm7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,0,2,0,3],"frets":[-1,2,0,2,0,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"Em7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,0,3,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,3,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}