{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":882694,"song":"Hello","artist":"Tim Minchin","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/882694-hello-chords-by-tim-minchin/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/882694?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"Author: Sanger (Tom Hodge)\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHello[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]B/D#[/ch]\r\nWelcome to my show[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]Dsus2[/ch]\r\nI'm glad that you could come[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWe're gonna have a hoot[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]B/D#[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe're gonna have some fun[/tab]\r\n\r\n[notes – [ch]A3[/ch] [ch]B3[/ch] [ch]D3[/ch] [ch]G3[/ch] [ch]B3[/ch] [ch]D3[/ch]]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSit back[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]E/D#[/ch]\r\nPut your feet up and relax[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Dsus2[/ch]\r\nI hope you've had a drink or three[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThe more you've drunk[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]B/D#[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThe better I’ll ever be[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd if you have a mobile phone[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nPlease turn it off[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThank you[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd if you have Tourette's syndrome[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]                            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nJust do whatever it is you people do[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd if you are offended by strong language or blasphemy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMaybe you should chuff off home[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nCos it's only gonna get worse[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOnly gonna get worse[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nOnly gonna get worse[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nFrom now on……………c**t[/tab]\r\n\r\n[notes – [ch]E2[/ch] [ch]F#2[/ch] [ch]G#2[/ch]]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nMy name is Tim[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI write funny songs and sing[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nAnd if you don't think funny songs are funny[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWell I respect your right[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTo think exactly what you like[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]E7[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBut you're sure as shit not getting back your money[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]                        [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E/G#[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]   [ch]F#m[/ch]/[ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd if you write for a newspaper I'd just like to say[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]E/G#[/ch]    [ch]F#m[/ch]   [ch]F#m[/ch]/[ch]E[/ch]\r\nThat I read your publication every single day[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]ø       [ch]C#7[/ch]             [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd I agree with absolutely everything you say[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Dmaj9[/ch]                         [ch]B[/ch]ø/[ch]D[/ch]\r\nI think you're the most perspicacious and delightful, eloquent, insightful writer[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]G/A[/ch]            [ch]D/A[/ch]   [ch]Dm[/ch]/[ch]A[/ch]\r\nWriting on the subject of the arts[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dmaj9[/ch]\r\nBut if you write a bad review[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]B[/ch]ø/[ch]D[/ch]\r\nI promise you I'll come round to your house[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]G/A[/ch]               [ch]D/A[/ch]           Bmb5/[ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd lay turds in all your potted indoor plants[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B11[/ch]\r\nI'll lay turds![/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C11[/ch]\r\nIn all your plants![/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C#11[/ch]\r\nYour indoor plants![/tab]\r\n\r\nYour potted indoor plants!\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHello[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#[/ch]/E#\r\nWelcome to my show[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]Esus2[/ch]\r\nI'm glad you all could come[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]C#[/ch]/E#   [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nIt's time for a little audience participation[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nSing, \"Yeah!\"      (Yeah!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSing, \"Yeah!\"      (Yeah!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSing, \"Yeah yeah yeah!\"   (Yeah yeah yeah!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nSing, \"Ooo yeah!\"   (Ooo yeah!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nSing, \"I am an audience member!\"      (I am an audience member!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\n\"Why are you making me sing?\"      (Why are you making me sing?)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\n\"You self indulgent wanker!\"      (You self indulgent wanker!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n\"Just get on with the fucking show!\"   (Just get on with the fucking show!)[/tab]\r\n\r\n......","plain_text":"Author: Sanger (Tom Hodge)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[notes – A3 B3 D3 G3 B3 D3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[notes – E2 F#2 G#2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYour potted indoor plants!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n......","chords":["E","B/D#","D","Dsus2","A","A3","B3","D3","G3","E/D#","Am","F#","B","E2","F#2","G#2","E7","Dmaj7","E/G#","F#m","C#7","Dmaj9","G/A","D/A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"Dmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,1,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,2,2]},"Dsus2":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,2,0],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,0]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]}}}