{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":540874,"song":"Ugly Men With Beautiful Women","artist":"Tripod (Australia)","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/540874-ugly-men-with-beautiful-women-chords-by-tripod-australia/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/540874?type=chord","rating":0.01311,"votes":0,"content":"Ugly Men With Beautiful Women - Tripod\r\n\r\nIntro:\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]    F#min    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nUgly men with beautiful women,[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch].\r\nYou see it...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAll the time in the world today.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch].\r\nWhy is it...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]    [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nUgly men are so attractive?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nWomen must look...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch].\r\n...deep inside.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nThey know we're all ugly inside.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch] quickly then mute                  [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n'Cause we're all guts and stuff.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd bile ducts.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd pancreatic juice.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nYeah.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]    F#min    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nUgly men with beautiful women,[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch].\r\nWomen can...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSee right past, the ugly men's looks[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch].\r\nIsn't it...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nGood to know women are morally superior?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch].\r\nWouldn't it be...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nGood if men were morally superior as well?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                          F#min\r\nMen and women are different,[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIn many varied ways.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]    F#min\r\nWomen wear dresses,[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nMen wear dresses,[/tab]\r\n\r\n   C#min    F#min\r\nWe all wear dresses,\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd that's where babies come from.[/tab]\r\n\r\nDIALOGUE:\r\nNo, stop, stop, stop! Sorry to be \"Mr Stoppity-the-Songs\", copy?\r\nWhy did you stoppity the song?\r\nI just stoppitied the song because that's not where babies come from.\r\nOooh, look at me. I'm the one in the stripes. I know where babies come from.\r\nI do!\r\nOooh, I do!\r\nYou know, everyone knows where babies come from. Umm... when Mummy and Daddy love each\r\nvery much...\r\nIt's a miracle!\r\nIt's... a little miracle if they do love each other very much.\r\nWe don't do that kind of comedy.\r\nWhen Mummy and Daddy love each other... when they love each other very much, you know,\r\nknow... umm... Daddy organises a special harness and fits it to the ceiling, Mummy wears\r\npig mask, Daddy wears scuba gear, they put their favourite H.R. Puff'n'Stuff record on \r\nit's on for young and old!\r\nOr young and/or old, depending on the local laws.\r\nTHAT'S where babies come from! Uhhhh!\r\n\r\nSong Again:\r\n\r\n[tab]N.[ch]C[/ch].\r\nUgly men with beautiful women (are),[/tab]\r\n\r\nBeautiful men with ugly women.\r\n\r\nYeah.\r\n\r\nBeautiful men with beautiful women,\r\n\r\nBeautiful women with beautiful girls.\r\n\r\nYEAH! (Very enthusiastically)\r\n\r\nGorgeous girls with beautiful ladies!\r\n\r\nHot young chicks who can't get enough!\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nI don't approve of Internet porn,[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nIt's so wrong, it's reprehensible.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\n         And it wastes your whole day[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nIt wastes your whole day...[/tab]","plain_text":"Ugly Men With Beautiful Women - Tripod\n\nIntro:\nA F#m D E\nA F#m E A\nA F#m D E A\nA F#m D E\nA F#m E A\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA F#m D E\nA F#m E A\nA F#m D E A\nA F#m D E\nA F#m E A\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n   C#min    F#min\nWe all wear dresses,\n\n\n\nDIALOGUE:\nNo, stop, stop, stop! Sorry to be \"Mr Stoppity-the-Songs\", copy?\nWhy did you stoppity the song?\nI just stoppitied the song because that's not where babies come from.\nOooh, look at me. I'm the one in the stripes. I know where babies come from.\nI do!\nOooh, I do!\nYou know, everyone knows where babies come from. Umm... when Mummy and Daddy love each\nvery much...\nIt's a miracle!\nIt's... a little miracle if they do love each other very much.\nWe don't do that kind of comedy.\nWhen Mummy and Daddy love each other... when they love each other very much, you know,\nknow... umm... Daddy organises a special harness and fits it to the ceiling, Mummy wears\npig mask, Daddy wears scuba gear, they put their favourite H.R. Puff'n'Stuff record on \nit's on for young and old!\nOr young and/or old, depending on the local laws.\nTHAT'S where babies come from! Uhhhh!\n\nSong Again:\n\n\n\nBeautiful men with ugly women.\n\nYeah.\n\nBeautiful men with beautiful women,\n\nBeautiful women with beautiful girls.\n\nYEAH! (Very enthusiastically)\n\nGorgeous girls with beautiful ladies!\n\nHot young chicks who can't get enough!","chords":["A","F#m","D","E","F#min","C","C#min","B","G#m","F#"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}