{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":495850,"song":"Piano Has Been Drinking","artist":"Tom Waits","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/495850-piano-has-been-drinking-chords-by-tom-waits/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/495850?type=chord","rating":4.65642,"votes":85,"content":"[ch]E[/ch]  [ch]C#m7[/ch]  [ch]F#m7[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch] [ch]B7[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nThe piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#m[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nMy necktie is asleep[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd the combo went back to New York[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#m[/ch]             [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nThe jukebox has to take a leak[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd the carpet needs a haircut[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]                    [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd the spotlight looks like a prison break[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nCause the telephone's out of cigarettes[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd the balcony's on the make[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd the piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nThe piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd the menus are all freezing[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]                  [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd the light man's blind in one eye[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd he can't see out of the other[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]                 [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd he showed up with his mother[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd the piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nThe piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]F#m[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nCause the bouncer is a sumo wrestler[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nCream puff Casper milk toast[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd the owner is a mental midget[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nWith the I.Q. of a fencepost[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nCause the piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nThe piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]                 [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd you can't find your waitress[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nWith a geiger counter[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]                [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd she hates you and your friends[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd you just can't get served without her[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd the box-office is drooling[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd the bar stools are on fire[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nAnd the newspapers were fooling[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd the ash-trays have retired[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F#m[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nCause the piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nThe piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]             [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nThe piano has been drinking[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]C#m[/ch]     [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]B7[/ch]   \r\nNot me, not me, not me, not me,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nnot me.[/tab]","plain_text":"E  C#m7  F#m7  B B7","chords":["E","C#m7","F#m7","B","B7","C#m","F#m"],"chord_diagrams":{"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}