{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":318375,"song":"Astronaut","artist":"Tripod (Australia)","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/318375-astronaut-chords-by-tripod-australia/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/318375?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"Tripod - Astronaut\r\n\r\nTranscribed by Rob\r\nrebowman@utas.edu.au\r\n\r\nIntro:\r\n[ch]Gm[/ch]  [ch]D#[/ch] twice\r\n \r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]                            [ch]D#[/ch]\r\n  I know what you're all wondering[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Gm[/ch]        [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nHave Tripod ever been to Japan[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nBut you're ignoring a much bigger question[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nWhy don't the Japanese have a space program[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nWhy aren't there any Japanese astronauts[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A#[/ch]                              [ch]F#[/ch]        [ch]G#[/ch]\r\n  Have you ever seen a Japanese astronau________t[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'll tell you why you haven't seen one[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D#[/ch]\r\n  I'll tell you why[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]A#[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]D#[/ch]                  [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nYou can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt's those damn fat gloves[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A#[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]D#[/ch]                  [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nAnd you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nCos the tea goes everywhere[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nThe tea goes everywhere[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]                                [ch]D#[/ch]\r\n  Japanese culture's always fanscinated me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                             [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nFrom their traditions to their modern way of life[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nBut all their elegance and rich history[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nDoesn't sit well with my interest in space[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n[tab]            [ch]A#[/ch]                                   [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]D#[/ch]                 [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBecause you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt's the luminous fabric (you're too visible)[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A#[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]D#[/ch]                  [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nAnd they don't let you use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nYou might puncture the suit[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n[tab]            [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nYou might depressurize[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Gm[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n Like a gremlin in a microwa_____ve[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#[/ch]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\n  But it's those damn fat gloves[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThey're the main problem[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#[/ch]                     [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nYou can't nurture your tamagotchi[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nYou can't make an origami swan[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G#[/ch]                       [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]A#M[/ch]               [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nHave you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D#[/ch]                        [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nWell I've tried and they don't let you[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nFucking NASA red tape[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nInterlude:\r\n[ch]Gm[/ch]  [ch]D#[/ch]   [ch]Gm[/ch]  [ch]D#[/ch]   [ch]A#[/ch]   [ch]D#[/ch]   [ch]A#[/ch]   [ch]D#[/ch] \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]                                          [ch]D#[/ch]\r\n I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nSo I threw away my dreams of outer space[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nI had to find myself a whole new job[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                         [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nMaybe in the sports arena I would find a place[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n[tab]        [ch]A#[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]D#[/ch]                   [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBut you can't do a Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're a boxing champ[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt's those damned fat gloves again[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A#[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]D#[/ch]             [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nThose confounded puffy mitts loom in front of my face every night in bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI'm haunted by fat gloves[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nYou can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOr ride a Kawasaki[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D#[/ch]                  [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nWhen you're an astronaut[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F#[/ch](let ring)                              [ch]G#[/ch](let ring)\r\nAnd they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele [/tab]\r\n                                A#(let ring)\r\nCos you're not enough of a red herring\r\n\r\n\r\n  \r\n***************************************************************************\r\n\r\n\r\nCapo 3rd fret version\r\n\r\n\r\nIntro:\r\n[ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch] twice\r\n \r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I know what you're all wondering[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHave Tripod ever been to Japan[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut you're ignoring a much bigger question[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhy don't the Japanese have a space program[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhy aren't there any Japanese astronauts[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]D#[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  Have you ever seen a Japanese astronau________t[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI'll tell you why you haven't seen one[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I'll tell you why[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're an astronaut[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's those damn fat gloves[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd you can't do the Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're in zero grav[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nCos the tea goes everywhere[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe tea goes everywhere[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nBack to verse \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Japanese culture's always fanscinated me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nFrom their traditions to their modern way of life[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut all their elegance and rich history[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDoesn't sit well with my interest in space[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                                    [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBecause you can't carry out a ninja style assassination dressed as an astronaut[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's the luminous fabric (you're too visible)[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd they don't let you(Ooooh) use a samurai sword when you're an astronaut[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou might puncture the suit[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n[tab]            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou might depressurize[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]D#[/ch]\r\n Like a gremlin in a microwa_____ve[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]A#[/ch]\r\n  But it's those damn fat gloves[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThey're the main problem[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D#[/ch]                     [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nYou can't nurture your tamagotchi[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nYou can't make an origami swan[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]F#[/ch]               [ch]Gm[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHave you ever tried to get a used panty vending machine into a space shuttle[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nWell I've tried and they don't let you[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nFucking NASA red tape[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nInterlude:\r\n[ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch] \r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\n I couldn't reconcile the two things that I loved[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo I threw away my dreams of outer space[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI had to find myself a whole new job[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMaybe in the sports arena I would find a place[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut you can't do a Japanese Tea Ceremony when you're a boxing champ[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's those damned fat gloves again[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThose confounded putty mitts loom in front of my face every night in bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm haunted by fat gloves[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou can't drink sake, you can't do bukkake[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nOr ride a Kawasaki[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nWhen you're an astronaut[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A#[/ch](let ring)                              [ch]C[/ch](let ring)\r\nAnd they don't let you be an astronaut on Japanese tele [/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]G[/ch](let ring)\r\nCos you're not enough of a red herri [/tab]","plain_text":"Tripod - Astronaut\n\nTranscribed by Rob\nrebowman@utas.edu.au\n\nIntro:\nGm  D# twice\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nInterlude:\nGm  D#   Gm  D#   A#   D#   A#   D# \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n                                A#(let ring)\nCos you're not enough of a red herring\n\n\n  \n***************************************************************************\n\n\nCapo 3rd fret version\n\n\nIntro:\nEm  C twice\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBack to verse \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nInterlude:\nEm   C   Em   C   G   C   G   C","chords":["Gm","D#","A#","F#","G#","C","F","C#","A","A#M","Em","G","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]}}}