{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":318372,"song":"Army Recruitment Song","artist":"Tripod (Australia)","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/318372-army-recruitment-song-chords-by-tripod-australia/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/318372?type=chord","rating":0.12849,"votes":0,"content":"Tripod - Army Recruitment Song\r\n\r\nTranscribed by Rob\r\nrebowman@utas.edu.au\r\n\r\nAm(palm muted.  Got that same beat as on the real adds)\r\nSpoken:\r\nJoining today's modern defense force is hard enough.  First you have to choose:\r\nNavy, Airfoce, Army, Kiss Army, Salvation Army, Army of Darkness, but even when \r\nyou've chosen, you have to make the grade.\r\n\r\n(All chords palm muted for first verse)\r\nVerse:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\t\t\t  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI'm way too skinny for the Army?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\t\t\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\nWay too slender for the job?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\t\t    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhat can I do if my country doesn't want me cause[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]\t\t\t\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy talents only stretch to mini golf?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\t\t\t   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI'm way too uncool for the Army[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\t\t\t     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAll that running through car tyres[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\t\t\t   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI guess that would come in handy if you invaded [/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]\t\t\t\t    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA country whose terrain was all car tyres.[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:(clean)\r\n[tab]\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut I'm skinny and unclever[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMaybe now more than ever[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]F[/ch]\t\t\t  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe technology has caught up with me[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf wars have gone all electronic[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nI could fight them with my joystick[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]\t\t\t\t[ch]G[/ch]\r\nAs long as they bring pizza to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t\t [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThen I could be in the Army.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 2:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\t\t    [ch]F[/ch]\t   \r\nIt's not tricky to imagine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\t\t    [ch]G[/ch]\t   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMe in a bunker at a screen[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t\t [ch]F[/ch]\r\nControlling reconaisance robots[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nMaybe mine detecting robots[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t\t    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nEven robots who run through tyres[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n[tab]\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut I'm skinny and unclever[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMaybe now more than ever[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]F[/ch]\t\t\t  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe technology has caught up with me[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf wars have gone all electronic[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nI could fight them with my joystick[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\t\t\t\t      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhile watching McLeod's Daughters on TV[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t\t[ch]A#[/ch]\r\nThen I could be in the Army.[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 3:\r\n[tab]\t\t    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI was never good at Pacman[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\t\t\t\t [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nBut at Defender I'd light up the skies[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI was never good at Frogger[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\t\t\t\t\t[ch]A#[/ch]\r\nIt's much to much like hopping all the tyres[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t\t  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnd if I don't get in the Army[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\t\t\t     [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nI could become an evil mastermind[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nLive in an underwater tower[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\t\t\t\t   [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nAnd wearing shiny skivvies all the time[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat would be fine[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nSkinny and unclever[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nMaybe now more than ever[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]F[/ch]\t\t\t  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe technology has caught up with me, (If I could make up my mind)[/tab]\r\n[tab]   \t     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf wars have gone all electronic[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nI could fight them with my joystick[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]\t\t\t       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAs long as they bring pizza to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t\t[ch]C[/ch]\r\nThen I could be in the Army____.[/tab]","plain_text":"Tripod - Army Recruitment Song\n\nTranscribed by Rob\nrebowman@utas.edu.au\n\nAm(palm muted.  Got that same beat as on the real adds)\nSpoken:\nJoining today's modern defense force is hard enough.  First you have to choose:\nNavy, Airfoce, Army, Kiss Army, Salvation Army, Army of Darkness, but even when \nyou've chosen, you have to make the grade.\n\n(All chords palm muted for first verse)\nVerse:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:(clean)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:","chords":["Am","F","G","A","C","A#"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}