{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2909309,"song":"Ho Ho Ho Whod Be A Turkey At Christmas","artist":"Elton John","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/2909309-ho-ho-ho-whod-be-a-turkey-at-christmas-chords-by-elton-john/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2909309?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"Author's Note - B-Side of \"Step Into Christmas\" 1973 - https://youtu.be/FaRWGmWUjPs\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C/E[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]C/E[/ch]        [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSitting here on Christmas Eve, with a brandy in my hand[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nOh, I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C/E[/ch]      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI keep hearing noises, from my fireplace[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C/E[/ch]  [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race. And I keep hearing[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G/B[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C/E[/ch]         [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOn my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nMy vision's blurred with color, and all he sees is red[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G/B[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C/E[/ch]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nThere's a pair of large sized wellies, coming down my flue[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]G/B[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C/E[/ch]  [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room. I keep hearing[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n[ch]C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C/E[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n[ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n[ch]C[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C/E[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]G/B[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]C/E[/ch]  [ch]Dm[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n             And we keep hearing[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Hee! Hee! Hee! Watford is the team for me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded weirdy's just arrived[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Guess who's here? Your fat and jolly friend draws near[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHo! Ho! Ho! Surprise, surprise. The bearded wierdy's just arrived...[/tab]","plain_text":"Author's Note - B-Side of \"Step Into Christmas\" 1973 - https://youtu.be/FaRWGmWUjPs\n\n[Intro]\nC G/B Am G F C/E Dm G\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\nC G/B Am G F C/E Dm\nG C F G\nC G/B Am G F C/E Dm\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["B","C","G/B","Am","G","F","C/E","Dm","G7"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G/B":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,0,0,0,2],"frets":[-1,2,0,0,0,3]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]}}}