{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2905976,"song":"Groundhog Day - One Day","artist":"Misc Musicals","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/2905976-groundhog-day-one-day-chords-by-misc-musicals/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2905976?type=chord","rating":4.94525,"votes":12,"content":"RITA:\r\n[tab][ch]C/G[/ch]\r\nI was brought up in taffeta dresses[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G7sus4[/ch]\r\nAnd taught to be pretty and precious[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G5[/ch]\r\nSpending my playtimes with plastic princesses[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E7/G#[/ch]\r\nWho all had bodies just utterly ludicrous[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nMinuscule waists and huge boobs[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am/G[/ch]    [ch]Am/F#[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]Dm9[/ch]\r\nAnd it's all nipples and no pubes and no creases[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D#[/ch]                   [ch]C/E[/ch]\r\nI mean Jesus it's pretty confusing[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nEspecially at 6.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C/G[/ch]\r\nIn that fairytale world all the girls end up happy ever after.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F/G[/ch]\r\nWooing their knights in shining armour.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut some nights down the track[/tab]\r\nYou can bet they'll be trapped\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nSpending nights 'n shining armour.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]Am/G[/ch]             [ch]Am/F#[/ch]\r\nWhile their knights spend their nights at the bar[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am/F[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nOr at a ball with some harlot[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am/G[/ch]             [ch]Am/F#[/ch]\r\nI'm not bitter it's just better[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F6[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nThat I don't fall for all that romantic bullshit[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C/G[/ch]          [ch]D7/F#[/ch]\r\nNow that I'm older.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm9[/ch]                                    [ch]C/E[/ch]\r\nThough I don't mind the thought of being tossed over a shoulder[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]D7/F#[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd trotted off to a mansion by some ruggedly handsome man in a fireman helmet[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E/G#[/ch]                     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]Am/G[/ch]\r\nAnd have him just use me for sex.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm7[/ch]          [ch]F/G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAs I say - it's a little complex.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]        [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nOne day, some day[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nmy prince may come[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nBut it doesn't seem likely[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm7[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut even if he came and he liked me[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D7[/ch]             [ch]G#5[/ch]\r\nIt's likely he'd be not quite my type.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nSome day, they say[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nHe'll come ridin' up on the back of a horse[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm7[/ch]\r\nBut of course[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm allergic to horses[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D7[/ch]\r\nHow will I tell him[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G7#5[/ch]\r\nHe'll just have to sell him.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]D/A[/ch]\r\nI went to school with a girl[/tab]\r\nI remember her well\r\n[tab]        [ch]G/A[/ch]\r\nShe was pretty smart - and pretty as hell[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHer folks had a farm[/tab]\r\nBut she wouldn't stay of course\r\n[tab]                  [ch]F#7/A#[/ch]\r\nShe wanted prince charming[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nSo she went to LA of course[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F#7b9[/ch]\r\nManaged to seduce a[/tab]\r\nFamous actor or producer\r\n[tab]                [ch]Bm9[/ch]\r\nShacked up in a house in the hills[/tab]\r\nWith a cat and a juicer\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#7b9[/ch]\r\n- and a fancy car[/tab]\r\n- and a tennis court.\r\n[tab]           [ch]Bm9[/ch]\r\nBut the guy wasn't quite[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G#7b9[/ch]\r\nThe catch she'd thought she caught.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C#m9[/ch]\r\nHe treats her like trash[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThen you know the drill[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nTakes his cat and his cash[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd finds some younger girl[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]                     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSo she's left with a stupid corvette[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd an empty swimming pool[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G#7/B#[/ch]           [ch]G#7[/ch]\r\nWhich she fills with regret[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]        [ch]C#m/B[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSmart girl but kinda dumb...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m7[/ch]\r\nAnd I'd rather be lonely[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F#7[/ch]\r\nThan sit on my fanny[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                        [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nWaiting for my prince to come-[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]        [ch]G#7[/ch]\r\nOne day, some day[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nHe'll come sweeping in[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd sweep me off my feet[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd spend the next 4 decades[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWanting to cheat on me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#9[/ch]\r\nGetting less handsome[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd fighting his dragons.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nHe'd know what to wear[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nHe'd have a full head of hair[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd his eyes would be brown[/tab]\r\nOr blue.\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nOr green.[/tab]\r\nWell, I don't care.\r\n[tab]        [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd his body would be toned with those[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                   [ch]Bbsus4[/ch]\r\nPecks you get at the gym[/tab]\r\nBut he won't spend all of his time at the gym.\r\n[tab]          [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nAnd he'll love reading books,[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nHe'll be an excellent cook,[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Eb[/ch]                    [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nHe'll be good looking but not to aware of his looks.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nHe'll be tender but tough[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nAnd smart but not smug[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd attentive but not fawning[/tab]\r\nAnd he'll smell good in the morning\r\n[tab]           [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nAnd he'll dance,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\n-and like hiking and baking[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd biking I'm not picky[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI just ask that he likes me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd I like him and I'd rather be alone[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nIf the only other option[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nIs to succumb and settle down[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G7/B[/ch]\r\nWith some condescending clown[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Cm[/ch]               [ch]Cm9/Bb[/ch]\r\nWith a great rating from some dating service[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Cm6/A[/ch]           [ch]Abm[/ch]\r\nSome self professing Mr. Perfect[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Cm[/ch]           [ch]Cm9/Bb[/ch]\r\nAnother narcissistic legend[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Cm6/A[/ch]          [ch]Ab6[/ch]\r\nMade a million out of hedge funds[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Cm7[/ch]      [ch]Cm7/Bb[/ch]\r\nAnother sexually ineffectual[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm/A[/ch]           [ch]Abm[/ch]\r\nSelf-obsessing metrosexual[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm7[/ch]         [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nPseudo-intellectual[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Cm/Bb[/ch]        [ch]Cm/A[/ch]\r\nGetting drunk and existential.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]                             [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nEvery time the Steelers lose a game[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fm7[/ch]             [ch]Bb7#5[/ch]             [ch]Bb7[/ch]\r\nThanks - but perhaps another day.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOne day, some day[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nMy prince may come[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut I won't hold my breath[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nThere's only divorcees[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd weirdos left[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F9[/ch]\r\nAnd weird is fine[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab/Bb[/ch]\r\nBut not all the time[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOne day,some day[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Cm7[/ch]\r\nMy prince will come[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F9[/ch]\r\nSo the fairytale said[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fm[/ch]                  [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\n30 years later it's still in my head[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F7[/ch]\r\nThat if I screw a frog[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Ab/Bb[/ch]                        [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI will wake up in a four-poster bed.[/tab]","plain_text":"RITA:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou can bet they'll be trapped\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI remember her well\n\n\nBut she wouldn't stay of course\n\n\n\nFamous actor or producer\n\nWith a cat and a juicer\n\n- and a tennis court.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOr blue.\n\nWell, I don't care.\n\n\nBut he won't spend all of his time at the gym.\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd he'll smell good in the 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