{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2704854,"song":"The Real Slim Shady","artist":"Eminem","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/2704854-the-real-slim-shady-chords-by-eminem/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2704854?type=chord","rating":4.44452,"votes":4,"content":"Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Acoustic Version)\r\n\r\nCapo 4.  G-D-Em-C\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nY'all act like you never seen a white person before[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand started whoopin her ass worse than before[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nthey first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's the return of the... \"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nhe didn't just say what I think he did, did he?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nFeminist women love Eminem[/tab]\r\n\r\nchigga chigga chigga\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\n\"Slim Shady, I'm sick of him look at him,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWalkin' around grabbin' his you-know-what[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nFlippin the you-know-who,\" \"Yeah, but he's so cute though!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nYeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't[/tab]\r\n\r\nbut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\n\"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kids[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOf course they gonna know what intercourse is[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBy the time they hit fourth grade[/tab]\r\n\r\nThey got the Discovery Channel don't they?\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\"We ain't nothing but mammals..\" Well, some of us cannibals[/tab]\r\n\r\nwho cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nthen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n[*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus: Eminem] (x2)\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitating[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nplease stand up, please stand up?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nWill Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nwell I do, so fuck him and fuck you too![/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou think I give a damn about a Grammy?[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHalf of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy? So you guys could just lie to get me here?[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nShit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nso I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou little bitch, put me on blast on MTV[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI should download her audio on MP3[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!][/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                                                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me[/tab]\r\n\r\nso I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd there's a million of us just like me[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwho cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nwho dress like me; walk, talk and act like me[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nand just might be the next best thing but not quite me![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nthings you joke about with your friends inside your living room[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe only difference is I got the balls to say it[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nin front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI just get on the mic and spit it[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nand whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nbetter than ninety percent of you rappers out can[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nPinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHe could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings[/tab]\r\n         Em,\r\n[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling\r\n[tab]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nScreaming \"I don't give a fuck!\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nwith his windows down and his system up\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo, will the real Shady please stand up?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd put one of those fingers on each hand up?[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd be proud to be outta your mind and outta control[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nand one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus] (x4)\r\n\r\nHa ha\r\nGuess there's a Slim Shady in all of us\r\nFuck it, let's all stand up","plain_text":"Eminem - The Real Slim Shady (Acoustic Version)\n\nCapo 4.  G-D-Em-C\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nchigga chigga chigga\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nbut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThey got the Discovery Channel don't they?\n\n\nwho cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus: Eminem] (x2)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nso I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n         Em,\n[*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling\n\n\nwith his windows down and his system up\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus] (x4)\n\nHa ha\nGuess there's a Slim Shady in all of us\nFuck it, let's all stand up","chords":["G","D","Em","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}