{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2700333,"song":"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Tapped That Ass","artist":"Misc Television","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/2700333-crazy-ex-girlfriend-we-tapped-that-ass-chords-by-misc-television/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2700333?type=chord","rating":4.11516,"votes":4,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI banged you here[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nI nailed you there[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F7[/ch]\r\nAnd on this couch[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd in this chair[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nIn the doorway, the hallway, on every stair[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]C7[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWe tapped that ass all over this house[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSometimes him[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C7[/ch]\r\nSometimes me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F7[/ch]             [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThough never simultaneously[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBut one of us was hittin' it usually[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]C7[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWe tapped that ass all over this house[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nYou'll never escape us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D7[/ch]\r\n'Cause we live in your head[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]\r\nJust two swell dudes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]\r\nThat you screwed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nHere[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]\r\nAnd here[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd there[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]\r\nAnd here[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G7[/ch]                [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nAnd even occasionally in your bed[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nThat bed is really uncomfortable\r\nRight? It's like a prison cot\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOn the stove[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nOver the sink[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]F7[/ch]    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nAnd sort of in the fridge one time, I think[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd then we hit the back patio[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nThat's where we hit your back pati...Oh![/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]C7[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWe tapped that ass all over this house[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nHow many times did we tap that behind?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D7[/ch]\r\nWell, let's estimate[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]\r\nOn an average day[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI would have to say[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]D7[/ch] [ch]G7[/ch] [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nMmm, 5, 6, 7, 8[/tab]\r\n\r\nN.C.\r\nWhat, too cheeky?\r\nHey, does this ring a bell?\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nA little to the left[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh, oh, okay now, a little to the right[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nOh, oh, oh, wait, wait[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nBack to the left[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nRight there, right there[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nWait, no[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nYou're doing it wrong\r\nI'll do it myself\r\nN.C.\r\nBarkeep, what's on tap?\r\nIt's me, and my ass\r\nN.C.\r\nOoh, sounds refreshing\r\n\r\n[Verse 6]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]\r\nOn the table you were[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B7[/ch]\r\nWilling and able[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E7[/ch]\r\nOn the ottoman[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E7[/ch]\r\nYou took a lot of man[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nAnd on the safe in the closet[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nI made a deposit[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI also tapped that ass all over this house[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nLet's wrap this up with a big finish[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D7[/ch]\r\nBut where should we finish?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E7[/ch]\r\nPlease, not on my chest[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E7[/ch]\r\nNo, you'll scratch it[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 7]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nOn the accent wall[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E7[/ch]\r\nOn the bathroom floor[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]\r\nYou didn't care where[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou just wanted more[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]             [ch]Aaug[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]Aaug[/ch]\r\nHow much more tapping could one ass endure?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nTapped that ass (Tapped that ass)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe tapped that ass[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]A[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAll over this house[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nN.C.\nThat bed is really uncomfortable\nRight? It's like a prison cot\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nN.C.\nWhat, too cheeky?\nHey, does this ring a bell?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nN.C.\nYou're doing it wrong\nI'll do it myself\nN.C.\nBarkeep, what's on tap?\nIt's me, and my ass\nN.C.\nOoh, sounds refreshing\n\n[Verse 6]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 7]","chords":["F","C7","F7","Bb","A","Dm","C","A7","D7","G7","C#","D","G","Cm","B7","E7","Aaug","F#m","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"C7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,4,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,3,1,0]},"Cm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,3,5,5,4,3]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]}}}