{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2656524,"song":"Commentary - Better Than Neil","artist":"Misc Musicals","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/2656524-commentary-better-than-neil-chords-by-misc-musicals/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2656524?type=chord","rating":0.1531,"votes":0,"content":"Better Than Neil\r\nMusic by Jed Whedon\r\nLyrics by Joss Whedon and Jed Whedon\r\nPerformed by Nathan Fillion\r\nBacking Vocals by Maurissa Tancharoen\r\nHorn Arrangements by Maurissa Tancharoen\r\nhttps://youtu.be/70hW8S7VqK4\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nHey Ladies, Sit down, relax[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI got a story to tell...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nEvery night I lie awake[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nWith sorrow in my chest[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nI think of NPH and wonder[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nIs he getting rest?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nDoes he know each second[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nHe’s only second best?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nTossing in his bed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nWhat’s he wearing? Dread?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI’m better[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBetter than Neil[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nIn so many ways[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nIt’s almost unreal[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nOh sure he can sing[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nAnd piggies can squeal[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt’s not a big deal[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI’m better[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nSo he was on Broadway[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nWhile I was on the soaps[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nWho’s got the high score[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\non \"Ninja Ropes\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWho’s got a bullet-proof[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nCar like the Pope’s?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nLook at Neil mackin’[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo sad he’s so lackin’[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nHe makes seven figures[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd get Emmy nods[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nI make seven layer[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nBean dip of the gods[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nI’m also in Halo 3[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nWhat are the odds?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nNow my ears are ringin’[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\n‘Cause all the girls are singin’[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI’m better[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBetter than Neil[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAt so many things[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nIt’s hard to conceal[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nOh sure he does magic[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nMagic’s not real[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nHow dumb do you feel?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI’m better[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nNeil played a kid doctor[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nWell, so did I, dude[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nBut I was much younger[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd totally nude[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nNeil kept that white coat on[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nGreat Doctor Prude[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nLook there Felicia goes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAnother deal you couldn’t close, yeah[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nI wink at a woman[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nShe needs a drink - Stat![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nShe knows I get everything[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI’m aiming at[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nExcept for the Pope car[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nI lied about that[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAt least I’m not prone[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nTo singing alone[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nLook at his smallness[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nCompared to my tallness[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nMy porcelain doll-ness[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]\r\nMy port-in-a-squallness[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nMy kids-in-the-Hallness[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nMy Pink-Floyd’s \"The Wall\"-ness[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nMy three parts of gaulness[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nMy just all-in-allness[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nMy wonderful me-ness[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nMy hammer - the people can tell[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]               [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nThat I’m awfully swell[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]                     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhile Neil has a weird smell[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI’m just saying: Purell[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI’m better[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nBetter than Neil[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAt - where do I start?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nRomantic appeal[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nWe both went for Penny[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nAnd who copped a feel?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nThe true man of steel[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI’m better than Neil[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nYeah yeah yeah[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nI’m better than Neil[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nJust jumped off a moving[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAutomobile[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nHe plays with his phone[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWhile tires they squeal[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt’s my scene to steal[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nI' m better than Neil[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outtro]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]Gm[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Eb[/ch]  \r\nOo oo oo oo... improv, repeat until tired[/tab]","plain_text":"Better Than Neil\nMusic by Jed Whedon\nLyrics by Joss Whedon and Jed Whedon\nPerformed by Nathan Fillion\nBacking Vocals by Maurissa Tancharoen\nHorn Arrangements by Maurissa Tancharoen\nhttps://youtu.be/70hW8S7VqK4\n\n[Intro]\n\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outtro]","chords":["Gm","Cm","Bb","Eb","F","Dm"],"chord_diagrams":{"Cm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,3,5,5,4,3]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]}}}