{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2492406,"song":"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw","artist":"Misc Television","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/2492406-crazy-ex-girlfriend-first-penis-i-saw-chords-by-misc-television/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2492406?type=chord","rating":4.69052,"votes":5,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]Eb[/ch] [ch]Ab[/ch] [ch]Eb[/ch] [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]                 [ch]Gm7[/ch]              [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n   I've thought about him for so long[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Fm7[/ch]         [ch]Bb[/ch]      [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nThose memories are crystal clear[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Gm7[/ch]                      [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI was so young, he was so big and strong[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Fm7[/ch]                [ch]Bb[/ch]           [ch]Gm7[/ch]\r\nI can't believe that he's right here[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Ab[/ch]             [ch]Gm7[/ch]\r\nI was such an innocent girl[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nWhen we first met[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Fm7[/ch]                           [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nHe opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Ab[/ch]                  [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSo how could I ever forget[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nThe first penis I saw[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Ebaug[/ch]            [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nFirst penis, very first penis[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Fm7[/ch]       [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nFirst penis, very first penis I saw[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Ebaug[/ch]                   [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nFirst penis, very first penis, penis[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Fm7[/ch]       [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nFirst penis, very first penis I saw[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]               [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nAnd of all the penises I've seen[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nHis had the biggest impact[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Abm[/ch]\r\nAnd by that what I mean[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Eb[/ch]                      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nIs it really made me drop my jaw[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Fm7[/ch]       [ch]Bb[/ch]         [ch]Eb[/ch]  [ch]Ab[/ch]  [ch]Eb[/ch]  [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n'Cause it was the very first penis I saw[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]                [ch]Gm7[/ch]                         [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\n  A few times before, I'd felt it through his pants[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Fm7[/ch]       [ch]Bb[/ch]        [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd just gently kinda rubbed it[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Gm7[/ch]                    [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nBut that night I decided to take a chance[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Fm7[/ch]             [ch]Bb[/ch]       [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nI took it out, and he really seemed to love it[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Eaug[/ch]\r\nI didn't know what to do next[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Gm7[/ch]                     [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI didn't have that part planned[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Fm7[/ch]                 [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nHe said, \"Let me show you some basic moves,\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ab[/ch]              [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd then he took my hand[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd taught me all about the[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Ebaug[/ch]            [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nFirst penis, very first penis[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Fm7[/ch]       [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nFirst penis, very first penis I saw[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Ebaug[/ch]                   [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nFirst penis, very first penis, penis[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Fm7[/ch]       [ch]Bb[/ch]          [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nFirst penis, very first penis I saw[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Db[/ch]                 [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nNot the dirtiest, also not the cleanest[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Abm[/ch]\r\nIn terms of penis, I was really the greenest[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]              [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI was in total awe[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Fm7[/ch]       [ch]Bb[/ch]           [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nOf the very first penis I saw[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Instrumental] \r\n[ch]F[/ch] [ch]Faug[/ch] [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]Gm7[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] x2\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]F/Eb[/ch]\r\n  I was so eager, I couldn't hide my keenness[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                  [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nEverything about it seemed quite ingenious[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI couldn't find a single flaw[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Gm[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Gm[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIn the first penis, very first penis[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nVery first penis I saw[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nEb Ab Eb Ab\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental] \nF Faug Bb Gm7 C x2\n\n[Outro]","chords":["Eb","Ab","Gm7","Fm7","Bb","Ebaug","Db","Abm","A","Cm","Eaug","F","Faug","C","F/Eb","Bbm","Gm"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Cm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,3,5,5,4,3]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]},"Gm7":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,1,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,3,3,3,3]}}}