{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2312289,"song":"Whatever People Say I Am Thats What Im Not","artist":"Arctic Monkeys","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/2312289-whatever-people-say-i-am-thats-what-im-not-chords-by-arctic-monkeys/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2312289?type=chord","rating":4.61342,"votes":3,"content":"Whatever People Say I Am Thats What Im Not 2006 by Arctic Monkeys\r\n\r\nSongs:\r\n1. The View From The Afternoon - James_CFC\r\n2. I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Mr.Mieppie\r\n3. Fake Tales Of San Francisco - selkayann\r\n4. Dancing Shoes - 1Lazar1\r\n5. You Probably Couldnt See For The Lights But You Were Looking Straight At Me - cooper30 (ME)\r\n6. Still Take You Home - Chris12345\r\n7. Riot Van - joey7\r\n8. Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured - cooper30\r\n9. Mardy Bum - evfidripiy, Pelusteriano\r\n10. Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But... - cooper30\r\n11. When The Sun Goes Down - keesvds, mandelstamdavid\r\n12. From The Ritz To The Rubble - JPLegrand\r\n13. A Certain Romance - gazgazgaz\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 1: The View From The Afternoon\r\nNo Capo\r\n\r\n-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n\r\n[Section 1]\r\nA5 -> Eb5  (listen to the song to figure out the timing)\r\n             Repeat 3 times then)\r\n\r\n[Section 2]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]    [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]F5[/ch]      [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]E5[/ch]     [ch]B5[/ch]\r\n  Anticipation has the ha-bit to set you up[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]    [ch]G5[/ch]      [ch]C5[/ch]   [ch]F5[/ch]      [ch]A5[/ch]       [ch]E5[/ch]     [ch]B5[/ch]\r\n  for disappointment in evening entertainment but[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]             [ch]C5[/ch] [ch]F5[/ch]    [ch]A5[/ch]        [ch]E5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch] [ch]D5[/ch]\r\n  to-night there'll be some love.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E5[/ch] [ch]A5[/ch]             [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]F5[/ch]       [ch]A5[/ch]        [ch]E5[/ch]      [ch]D5[/ch]      [ch]C5[/ch]\r\nto-night there'll be a raw-kus yeah, re-gard-less of what's gone before[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Section 3]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]F5[/ch]     [ch]A5[/ch]          [ch]E5[/ch]     [ch]B5[/ch]    [ch]E5[/ch]\r\n  I want to see all of the things that we've al-rea-dy seen[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]G5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch]        [ch]F5[/ch]       [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]E5[/ch]     [ch]B5[/ch]    [ch]E5[/ch]\r\n  The lai-ry girls hung out the win-dow of the li-mo-zine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]       [ch]G5[/ch]          [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]F5[/ch] [ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]E5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch] [ch]D5[/ch]\r\n  And of course it's fancy dress.[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E5[/ch]  [ch]A5[/ch]          [ch]G5[/ch]       [ch]C5[/ch]         [ch]F5[/ch]\r\n  And they're all looking quite full on in[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]        [ch]E5[/ch]      [ch]D5[/ch]         [ch]C5[/ch]    [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]G5[/ch]    [ch]E5[/ch]*\r\n  bun-ny ears and devil horns and how[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Repeat section 1, one guitar to each chord)\r\nGtr 1: A5\r\nGtr 2: G5\r\nGtr 1: C5\r\nGtr 2: F5 etc etc.\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]F5[/ch]     [ch]A5[/ch]          [ch]E5[/ch]     [ch]B5[/ch]    [ch]E5[/ch]\r\n  I want to see all of the things that we've already seen[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]    [ch]G5[/ch]    [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]F5[/ch]       [ch]A5[/ch]       [ch]E5[/ch]      [ch]B5[/ch]     [ch]E5[/ch]\r\n  I want to see you take the jackpot out the fruit machine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]G5[/ch]       [ch]C5[/ch]     [ch]F5[/ch]  [ch]A5[/ch]    [ch]E5[/ch]    [ch]C5[/ch] [ch]D5[/ch]\r\n    and put it all back in[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E5[/ch]     [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]G5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch]       [ch]F5[/ch]      [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]E5[/ch]       [ch]D5[/ch]     [ch]C5[/ch]\r\nYou've got to under-stand it you can never beat the bandit, no[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Section 4]\r\nA5 (repeat, listen to the song to get timing & rhythm right)\r\nAnd she won't be surprised, and she won't be shocked, when she's\r\n[tab][ch]D5[/ch]\r\npressed the start after she's pressed unlock.  And there's[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nVerse and chapter sat in her in-box, and all[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D5[/ch]*\r\nthat its says is that you drank a lot[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nAnd you should bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind. Yeah you should[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D5[/ch]*\r\nbear that in mind tonight. And you can pour your[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]*\r\nheart out, but her reasoning will block[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D5[/ch]*\r\nowt you send her after nine o'clock[/tab]\r\n[ch]A5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]E5[/ch]*  [ch]A5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]E5[/ch]* [ch]A5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]E5[/ch]*\r\n[ch]A5[/ch]    [ch]G5[/ch]    [ch]E5[/ch]*      [ch]E5[/ch]  [ch]D5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]\r\n\r\n[break]\r\n(The chord - each rhythm comes in again)\r\n1 = gtr 1\r\n2 = gtr 2\r\n\r\n1. A5\r\n2. G5\r\n1. C5\r\n2. F5*\r\n1. A5\r\n2. E5\r\n1. Bsus4\r\n2. E5\r\n1. A5\r\n2. G5\r\n1. C5\r\n2. F5*\r\n1. A5\r\n2. E5\r\n1. Bsus4\r\n2. E5\r\n(drums & bass come back in)\r\n1. A5\r\n2. E5\r\n1. D5\r\n2. C5\r\n\r\n[Repeat Section 2]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]\r\nAnd she won't be sur-prised, and she won't be shocked, when she's[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D5[/ch]\r\npressed the start af-ter she's pressed unlock.  And there's[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nVerse and chap-ter sat in her in-box, and all[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D5[/ch]*\r\nthat its says is that you drank a lot[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]\r\nAnd you should bear that in mind tonight, bear that in mind. Yeah you should[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D5[/ch]*\r\nbear that in mind to-night, and you can pour your[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]*\r\nheart out, a-round three o-clock. When the[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D5[/ch]*\r\ntwo for one's un-done the writers block.[/tab]\r\nA5 -> Eb5 (follows the same pattern as Section 1)Song 2:\r\n[ch]A5[/ch] -> [ch]Eb5[/ch]\r\n[ch]A5[/ch] -> [ch]G#[/ch]\r\n[ch]Amaj7[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 2: I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor\r\nNo capo\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n\r\n[ch]F#5[/ch]\r\n\r\n[ch]C#5[/ch]   [ch]B5[/ch]   [ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]F#5[/ch]   ( x 4 )\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]   [ch]C#5[/ch]        [ch]B5[/ch]         [ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nStop making the eyes at me, I'll stop making the eyes at you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]   [ch]C#5[/ch]        [ch]B5[/ch]         [ch]A5[/ch]          [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nAnd what it is that suprises me, is that I don't really want you to[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nAnd your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nOh but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]   [ch]C#5[/ch]        [ch]B5[/ch]         [ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nYour name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]   [ch]C#5[/ch]        [ch]B5[/ch]         [ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nLighting the fuse might result in a bang, with a bang-go![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                               [ch]A5[/ch]\r\nI bet that you look good on the dancefloor[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nI don't know if your looking for romance or...[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nI don't know what ya looking for[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                                   [ch]A5[/ch]\r\nWell I bet that you look good on the dancefloor[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]E5[/ch]                     [ch]C#5[/ch]\r\nDancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 ... from 1984![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]   [ch]C#5[/ch]        [ch]B5[/ch]         [ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nI wish you'd stop ignoring me, because you're sending me to despair[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]   [ch]C#5[/ch]        [ch]B5[/ch]         [ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nWithout a sound yeah you're calling me, and I don't think it's very fair[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nThat your shoulders are frozen (cold as the night)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nOh but you're an explosion (you're dynamite)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]   [ch]C#5[/ch]        [ch]B5[/ch]         [ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nYour name isn't Rio, but I don't care for sand[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#5[/ch]    [ch]B5[/ch]        [ch]A5[/ch]     [ch]F#5[/ch]   [ch]C#5[/ch]        [ch]B5[/ch]         [ch]A5[/ch]      [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nLighting the fuse might result in a bang, with a bang-go![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                               [ch]A5[/ch]\r\nI bet that you look good on the dancefloor[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nI don't know if your looking for romance or...[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nI don't know what you're looking for[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                                   [ch]A5[/ch]\r\nWell I bet that you look good on the dancefloor[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]E5[/ch]                     [ch]C#5[/ch]\r\nDancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 ... from 1984![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]                        [ch]E5[/ch]                 [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nOh there ain't no love no, Montagues or Capulets[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                   [ch]A5[/ch]\r\nJust banging tunes 'n' DJ sets 'n'[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]E5[/ch]                     [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nDirty dancefloors and dreams of naughtiness![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                               [ch]A5[/ch]\r\nI bet that you look good on the dancefloor[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nI don't know if your looking for romance or...[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F#5[/ch]\r\nI don't know what you're looking for[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                                   [ch]A5[/ch]\r\nWell I bet that you look good on the dancefloor[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]E5[/ch]                     [ch]C#5[/ch]\r\nDancing to electro-pop like a robot from 1984 ... from 1984![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 3: Fake Tales Of San Francisco\r\nNo Capo\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n\r\n[ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nFake Tales of San Francisco[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Bm[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nEcho through the room[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nMore point to a wedding disco[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]Bm[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWithout a bride or groom[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThere's a super cool band yeah[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWith their trilbies and their glasses of white wine[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd all the weekend rock stars in the toilets[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]Bm[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nPracticing their lines[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI don't want to hear you[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI don't want to hear you no[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI don't want to hear you no[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI don't want to hear you[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nI don't want to hear you\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nFake Tales of San Francisco[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nEcho through the air[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Bm[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd there's a few bored faces in the back[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAll wishing they weren't there[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd as the microphone squeaks[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Bm[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nA young girl's telephone beeps[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nYeah she's dashing for the exit[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Bm[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nOh, she's running to the streets outside[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\"Oh you've saved me,\" she screams down the line[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\"The band were fucking wank[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm not having a nice time\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI don't want to hear you[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI don't want to hear you no[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nYeah but his bird thinks it's amazing, though[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nSo all that's left\r\nN.C.\r\nIs the proof that love's not only blind but deaf\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n\r\n[ch]B[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]D5[/ch] [ch]D#5[/ch] [ch]E5[/ch]\r\n\r\n[C-Part]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI don't quite know the distance[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut I'm sure that's far[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]D5[/ch] [ch]D#5[/ch] [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nYeah, I'm sure that's pretty far[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   Yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nGet off the bandwagon and put down the handbook[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nGet off the bandwagon and put down the handbook[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nGet off the bandwagon and put down the handbook[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nGet off the bandwagon and put down the handbook[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n\r\n[ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\n[ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 4: Dancing Shoes\r\nNo Capo\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G#5[/ch]\r\nGet on your dancing shoes[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C#5[/ch]   [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nThere's one thing on your mind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#5[/ch]\r\nHoping they're looking for you[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]C#5[/ch]         [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nSure you'll be rummaging' through[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G#5[/ch]\r\nAnd the shit, shock, horror[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C#5[/ch]   [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nYou've seen your future bride[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#5[/ch]\r\nOh, but it's oh so absurd[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]C#5[/ch]\r\nFor you to say the first word[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nSo you're waiting and waiting[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[ch]G#5[/ch] [ch]F#5[/ch] [ch]C#5[/ch] [ch]B5[/ch] [ch]G#5[/ch]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]G#5[/ch] [ch]F#5[/ch] [ch]C#5[/ch] [ch]B5[/ch] [ch]G#5[/ch]\r\nThe only reason that you came[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]G#5[/ch] [ch]F#5[/ch] [ch]C#5[/ch] [ch]B5[/ch] [ch]G#5[/ch]\r\nSo what you scared for?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]G#5[/ch] [ch]F#5[/ch] [ch]C#5[/ch] [ch]B5[/ch] [ch]G#5[/ch]\r\ndon't you always do the same[/tab]\r\n\r\nIt's what you there for, don't you know\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G#5[/ch]\r\n...the lights are flashing[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C#5[/ch]  [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nDown in here tonight[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#5[/ch]\r\nAnd some might exchange a glance[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C#5[/ch]            [ch]E5[/ch]\r\nBut keep pretending to dance[/tab]\r\n\r\n(same chords 'till the end)\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 5: You Probably Couldn't See  For The Lights But Uou Were Staring Straight At Me\r\nCapo 2\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]  (X3)\r\n[ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOne look sends it coursing through the veins[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOh, how the feeling races[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBack up to their brains[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nTo form expressions on their stupid faces[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nThey don't want to say hello[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nLike I want to say hello[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]                           [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWell, the heartbeat's at its peak[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWhen you're coming up to speak[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A5[/ch] [ch]C5[/ch]     [ch]D5[/ch]    [ch]E5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]\r\nAnd oh, I'm so tense, never tenser[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]          [ch]C5[/ch]   [ch]D5[/ch]         [ch]E5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]\r\n  Could all go a bit Frank Spencer[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]        [ch]C5[/ch]      [ch]D5[/ch]    [ch]E5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]\r\n  And I'm talking gibberish[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]         [ch]C5[/ch]           [ch]D5[/ch]       [ch]E5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]\r\nTip of the tongue but I can't deliver it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A5[/ch]  [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]D5[/ch]  [ch]E5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]\r\n   Properly[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A5[/ch]    [ch]C5[/ch]       [ch]D5[/ch]     [ch]E5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]\r\nOh, it's all getting on top of me[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A5[/ch]           [ch]C5[/ch]         [ch]D5[/ch]      [ch]E5[/ch]  [ch]G5[/ch] [ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]C5[/ch]  [ch]D5[/ch]    [ch]E5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]\r\nAnd if it weren't this dark you'd see how red my face has gone, yeah[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nEverybody's trying to crack the jokes and that[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nTo make you smile[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nThose that claim that they're not showing off[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAre drowning in denial[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nBut they're not half as bad as me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nSay anything and I'll agree[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\n'Cause when it comes to acting up[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI'm sure I could write the book[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Dm[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd now that you're more than a part in the play[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Dm[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt's slightly easier to think what to say[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou had us all, standing on our heads[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nDoing our best tricks, yeah[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Instrumental 2]\r\n[ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]C5[/ch]   [ch]D5[/ch]   [ch]E5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]F5[/ch]  [ch]E5[/ch]   [ch]A5[/ch]       [ch]F5[/ch]   [ch]E5[/ch]   [ch]F5[/ch]\r\n  Never again, well, never again, no[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F5[/ch]  [ch]E5[/ch]     [ch]A5[/ch]             [ch]F5[/ch]  [ch]E5[/ch]     [ch]A5[/ch]\r\nWill there be another one quite as desirable as you[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]                                     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOne look sends it coursing through the veins[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nOh, how the feeling races[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBack up to their brains[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTo form expressions on their stupid faces[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 6: Still Take You Home\r\nCapo 1\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n\r\n[ch]A[/ch]  [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]Cm[/ch] (x12)\r\n[ch]A[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch] (x4)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                          [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh, spending all of your money on trendy haircuts that you read were cool[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                   [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd your probably alrite, but under these lights you look beutiful[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                        [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd im struglin', I can see through your fake tan[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                                                 [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd yeh you know it for a fact that everybodies eating out of your hand[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\n   What do you know, O! You know nothing[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   Yeh, But i'll still take you home, yeh I'll still take you home[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   What do you know, O! You dont know nothing[/tab]\r\n\r\n(bass and lead play riffs, no rhythm guitar)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                       [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWell fancy seeing you in here, your all tarted up and you dont look the same[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                     [ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWell I aint seen you since last year, and suprisingly enough youve forgotten my name.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                        [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut yeh you know it, and you knew it all along[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                                                 [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd yeh you say you have forgotten but your fibbing and wont tell me i'm wrong[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\n   What do you know, O! You know nothing[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   Yeh, But i'll still take you home, yeh I'll still take you home[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   What do you know, O! You dont know nothing[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Break]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  Woah woah woah, woah woah woah, da da da da dadada da la da da da daa[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  Woah woah woah, woah woah WOAH[/tab]\r\n[ch]A[/ch]  [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]Cm[/ch] (x12)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\n   What do you know, O! You know nothing[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   Yeh, But i'll still take you home, yeh I'll still take you home[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   What do you know, O! You dont know nothing[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                   [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSo your sold to the fashion, your a top shop princess, a rock star too[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                      [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWheres the love and the pasion? Well I spose thats nothing to do with you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                 [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut its alrite, O I'll put it on one side[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                                                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYeh cos everybodies looking, you got control of everyones eyes,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nincluding mine.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 7: Riot Van\r\nNo Capo\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nUp rolled the riot van[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bm7[/ch]                              [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nAnd sparked excitement in the boys[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bm7[/ch]                          [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nBut the policemen look annoyed[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bm7[/ch]                                    [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nPerhaps these are ones they should avoid[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]C#m7[/ch]                        [ch]Bm7[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]E6[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThey got a chase last night from men with truncheons dressed in hats[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                             [ch]C#m7[/ch]                              [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nThey didn't do that much wrong, still ran away though for the laugh[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]E6[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\njust for the laugh[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]            [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]   [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nPlease just stop talking[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Bm7[/ch]              [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nBecause they won't find us if you do[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Bm7[/ch]               [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nOh, those silly boys in blue[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bm7[/ch]                     [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nWell, they won't catch me and you[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]C#m7[/ch]                     [ch]Bm7[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]E6[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHave you been drinking son, you don’t look old enough to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]C#m7[/ch]                          [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nI’m sorry officer, is there a certain age you’re supposed to be?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]E6[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nnobody told me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nUp rolled the riot van[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bm7[/ch]                         [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nAnd these lads just wind the coppers up[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm7[/ch]                                [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nAsk why they don't catch proper crooks[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm7[/ch]                              [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nGet their address and their names took[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Dmaj7[/ch]\r\nBut they couldn't care less[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][Solo]\r\ne|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------|\r\nB|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------|\r\nG|---------------------------------|--------------------------4/9--\\---|\r\nD|-----------------9\\4-----4\\2-----|-----------------4/11--------------|\r\nA|----0-----9\\4--------------------|----0-----9\\4----------------------|\r\nE|---------------------------------|-----------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nHe got thrown in the riot van[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bm7[/ch]                            [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nAnd all the coppers kicked him in[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm7[/ch]                           [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch]\r\nAnd there was no way he could win[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bm7[/ch]                        [ch]Dmaj7[/ch] [ch]C#m7[/ch] [ch]Bm7[/ch]\r\nJust had to take it on the chin[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 8: Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured\r\nCapo 2\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]                                  [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n       We'll ask if we can have six in[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIf not we'll have to have two[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                              [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWell, you're coming up at our end aren't you?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo I'll get one with you[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWon't he let us have six in?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nEspecially not with the food[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                     [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHe could have just told us no, though[/tab]\r\nN.C\r\n    He didn't have to be rude\r\n[tab][ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]                                   [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n      You see her with the green dress?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nShe talked to me at the bar[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                             [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWell how come it's already two-pound fifty?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWe've only gone about a yard[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nDidn't you see she were gorgeous?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nShe were beyond belief[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                                  [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCame and paid for her Tropical Reef[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm sitting going backwards[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I didn't want to leave[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI said \"It's High Green, mate[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nVia Hillsborough, please\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]                                         [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n      Well, how funny were that sketch earlier[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nUp near that taxi rank?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOh no, you would have missed it[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                        [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThink it were when you went to the bank[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                          [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThese two lads squaring up proper shouting[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI were next in the queue[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                       [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe kind of thing that'd seem so silly[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut not when they've both had a few[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWell, calm down, temper, temper[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou shouldn't get so annoyed[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]A[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, you're acting like a silly little boy[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nOh, they wanted to be men[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd do some fighting in the street[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHe said \"No surrender[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNo chance of retreat\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][Solo]\r\n[ch]Em[/ch]\r\ne|--------------------------------|\r\nB|--------------------------------|\r\nG|--------------------------------|\r\nD|--------------------------------|\r\nA|--9-7--4------------------------|\r\nE|---------7-5-7-5--5-5-7-5-7-5---|[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\ne|----------------------------------------------------|\r\nB|----------------------------------------------------|\r\nG|----------------------------------------------------|\r\nD|---------------------------------------7------7h9---|\r\nA|------------------------4-7-4-7--9-7-9---9--9-------|\r\nE|--7-5-7-5-5-2--0-2--5-7-----------------------------|[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\ne|-------------------------------------------------|\r\nB|-------------------------------------------------|\r\nG|-------------------------------------------------|\r\nD|--9-9-9p7-------7—--9\\7--9-9-9p7-------7----9\\7--|\r\nA|----------9-7-9—--9--------------9-7-9---9-------|\r\nE|-------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\ne|----------------------------------------------------|\r\nB|----------------------------------------------------|\r\nG|----------------------------------------------------|\r\nD|--9-9-9p7-------7----9\\7—-9/11-9-7-9-—9/11-9-7-9-7--|\r\nA|----------9-7-9—--9---------------------------------|\r\nE|----------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\ne|-----------------------------------------|\r\nB|-----------------------------------------|\r\nG|-----------------------------------------|\r\nD|--9-9-9-9--7-7-7------------------7-9-10b|\r\nA|------------------9-9-9--7-7-7--9--------|\r\nE|-----------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd so why are they in the taxi?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n'Cause I didn't want to leave[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI said \"It's High Green, mate[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nVia Hillsborough, please!\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]                                [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n      Drunken plots hatched to jump it[/tab]\r\n[tab]                           [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAsk around, \"Are you sure?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                          [ch]Em7[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWent for it but the red light was showing[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd red light indicates doors are secure[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 9: Mardy Bum\r\nNo Capo\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0--|\r\nB|--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2--|\r\nG|---------------------------------------------------|\r\nD|---------------------------------------------------|\r\nA|---------------------------------------------------|\r\nE|---------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]       x2\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nWell now then Mardy Bum[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI see your frown and it's like[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nlooking down the barrel of a gun[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd it goes off[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd out come all these words[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nOh there's a very pleasant side to you[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nA side I much prefer, it's one that[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G(2)[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nLaughs and jokes around[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRemember cuddles in the kitchen yeah[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nTo get things off the ground and it was[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G(2)[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\n     up up and away[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\noh but it's right hard to remember that[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\non a day like today when your all[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G(2)[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\n    argumentative and you've[/tab]\r\ngot the face on\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nWell now then Mardy Bum[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nOh I'm in trouble again[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\naren't I? I thought as much.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nCoz you've turned over there[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nPulling that silent disappointment face[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                              [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThe one that I can't bear.[/tab]\r\n\r\nCan't we...\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G(2)[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nLaugh and joke around[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRemember cuddles in the kitchen yeah[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nTo get things off the ground and it was[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G(2)[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\n    up up and away[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]            [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]\r\noh but it's right hard to remember that[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\non a day like today when your all[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G(2)[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\n    argumentative and you've[/tab]\r\ngot the face on.\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                  [ch]G5[/ch]\r\nYeah i'm sorry I was late[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                                      [ch]G5[/ch]\r\nI missed the train and the traffic was a state[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                                  [ch]G5[/ch]\r\nI can't be arsed to carry on in this debate that reoccurs[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#5[/ch]                                     [ch]G5[/ch]\r\nOh when you say I don't care of course i do[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]A5[/ch]\r\nYeah i clearly do.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Solo]\r\n\r\n[ch]D[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]       x2\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 3]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G(2)[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nLaugh and joke around[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nRemember cuddles in the kitchen yeah[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nTo get things off the ground and it was[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G(2)[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\n    up up and away[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\noh but still it's right hard to remember that[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\non a day like today when your all    (Break - wait a bar)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G(2)[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\n    argumentative and you've[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\ngot the face on.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 10: Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But...\r\nCapo 2\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n   I've seen your eyes as they fix on me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   What is he doing? What on earth's the plan, has he got one?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n   You better give me some pointers[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Bm[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   Since you are the big rocket launcher and I'm just the shotgun[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   I ain't got no dollar signs in my eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Bm[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   That might be a surprise but it's true, said, I'm not like you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Bm[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   And I don't want your advice or your praise[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   Or to move in the ways you do and I never will[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    'Cause all you people are vampires[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    And all your stories are stale[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    And though you pretend to stand by us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    I know you're certain we'll fail[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Bm[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n   I've seen your eyes as they fix on me, full of confusion[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   Your snarl is just so condescending![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   Trying to explain that we're on to a win[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   If the fee we get in near recoups what we're spending[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   He said, \"I can't believe that you drove all that way[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   Well how much did they pay ya? How much did they pay ya?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]Bm[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   You'd have been better to stay round our way[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Bm[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n   Thinking about things but not actually doing the things\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    'Cause all you people are vampires[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    And all your stories are stale[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    And though you pretend to stand by us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    I know you're certain we'll fail[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    'Cause all you people are vampires[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    And all your stories are stale[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    And though you pretend to stand by us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n    I know you're certain we'll fail[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 11: When The Sun Goes Down\r\nNo Capo\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                       [ch]Eb7[/ch]\r\n  So who's that girl there?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Emaj7[/ch]\r\n  I wonder what went wrong[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\nSo that she had to roam the streets[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Emaj7[/ch]\r\nShe don't do major credit cards[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\nI doubt she does receipts[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]C#m[/ch]       [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]Ebm[/ch] [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\nIt's all not quite legitimate[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                  [ch]Eb7[/ch]\r\n  And what a scummy man[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Emaj7[/ch]\r\nJust give him half a chance[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\nI bet he'll rob you if he can[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Emaj7[/ch]\r\nCan see it in his eyes, yeah[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\nThat he's got a driving ban[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]         [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]F#[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]Ebm[/ch] [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\nAmongst some other offences[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                      [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\n  And I've seen him with girls of the night[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G#m[/ch]                     [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\nAnd he told Roxanne to put on her red light[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                        [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\n  They're all infected but he'll be alright[/tab]\r\n           C#m        Ebm            E  F#  (start strumming on this line)\r\nCause he's a scumbag, don't you know\r\n[tab]                               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI said he's a scumbag, don't you know![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Instrumental]\r\n\r\n(repeat a few times  (only really play bottom 2 strings))\r\n\r\nG F#(v2) Bm\r\n\r\n\r\n[Riff]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|--------------------|\r\nB|--------------------|\r\nG|--------------------|repeat how many needed\r\nD|--------------0-2-4-|\r\nA|-----------2-2------|\r\nE|--3-3-2-2-2---------|[/tab]\r\n\r\nG F#(v2) Bm\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n(no guitar, bass only)\r\nAlthough you're trying not to listen\r\nI bet your eyes are staring at the ground\r\nShe makes a subtle proposition\r\nSorry love I'll have to turn you down\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]                 [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd oh he must be up to something[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]                 [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nWant half a chance to show he's more than likely[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]                 [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI've got a feeling in my stomach[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]                 [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI start to wonder what his story might be[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]                 [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nWhat his story might be[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nThey said it changes when the sun goes down[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd they said it changes when the sun goes down[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd they said it changes when the sun goes down[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAround here[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAround[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n(Riff (guitar 1))\r\n\r\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\r\nAnd look here comes a Ford Mondeo\r\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\r\nIsn't he Mister Inconspicuous\r\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\r\nAnd he don't have to say 'owt\r\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\r\nShe understands she's here to get picked up\r\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\r\nAnd she's delighted when she sees him\r\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\r\nPulling in and giving her the eye\r\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\r\nBecause she must be fucking freezing\r\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\r\nScantily clad beneath the clear night sky\r\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\r\nShe don't stop in the winter, no and...\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nThey said it changes when the sun goes down[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd they said it changes when the sun goes down[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd they said it changes when the sun goes down[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAround here[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nThey said it changes when the sun goes down[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd they said it changes when the sun goes down[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd they said it changes when the sun goes down[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAround here[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAround here[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]               [ch]Eb7[/ch]\r\nWhat a scummy man[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Emaj7[/ch]\r\nJust give him half a chance[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\nI bet he'll rob you if he can[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Emaj7[/ch]                                [ch]Ebm[/ch]\r\nCan see it in his eyes that he's got a nasty plan[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C#m[/ch]        [ch]Ebm[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI hope you're not involved at all[/tab]\r\n\r\n(not too sure what is here, mess about in Bb)\r\n\r\nFinish on B\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 12: From The Ritz To The Rubble\r\nNo Capo\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Riff 1]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|--7-5-----------------------|\r\nB|------7-5-7---------------5-|\r\nG|------------4---4-7-4---4---|\r\nD|--------------7-------7-----|\r\nA|----------------------------|\r\nE|----------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Riff 2]\r\n\r\n[tab]e|---------------------------|\r\nB|---------------------------|\r\nG|-------------------2-4-2-4-|\r\nD|-0-2-0-2--2-4-2-4----------|\r\nA|---------------------------|\r\nE|---------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nLast night these two bouncers\r\n[tab]  [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd one of em's alright[/tab]\r\n\r\nThe other one's the scary one\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHis way or no way, totalatarian[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nHe's got no time for you[/tab]\r\n\r\nLooking or breathing\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nHow he don't want you to[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo step out the queue[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHe makes examples of you[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd there's nowt you can say\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n Behind they go through to the bit where you pay[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd you realise then that it's finally the time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTo walk back past ten thousand eyes in the line[/tab]\r\n\r\n___[Riff 1]\r\n[tab]        [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd you can swap jumpers and make another move[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nInstilled in your brain you've got something to prove[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nTo all the smirking faces and the boys in black[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhy can't they be pleasant?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWhy can't they have a laugh?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nHe's got his hand in your chest[/tab]\r\n\r\nHe wants to give you a duff\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWell secrectly I think they want it all to kick off[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nThey want, arms flying everywhere and[/tab]\r\n\r\nBottles aswell it's just\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nSomething to talk about[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nA story to tell you[/tab]\r\n\r\n___[Riff 2]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\n     Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate[/tab]\r\n___[Riff 2]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\n     I thought a thousand million things that I could never say this morning[/tab]\r\n_[Riff 2]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\n      Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?[/tab]\r\n___[Riff 2]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bass]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nThis town's a different town today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]B[/ch]\r\n This town's a different town to what it was last night[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou couldn't have done that on a Sunday..[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nThat girl's a different girl today[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]                      [ch]B[/ch]\r\n  Said that girl's a different girl to her you kissed last night[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou couldn't have done that on a Sunday    Of course no.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n___[Riff 2]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    Well I'm so glad they turned us all away we'll put it down to fate[/tab]\r\n___[Riff 2]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    I thought a thousand million things that I could never think this morning[/tab]\r\n___[Riff 2]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]\r\n     Got too deep, but how deep is too deep?[/tab]\r\n___[Riff 2]\r\n\r\n\r\nB  D  Em   [2x] [with distortion]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\n Last night what we talked about[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt made so much sense[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut now the haze has ascended[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt don't make no sense anymore[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\n Last night what we talked about[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt made so much sense[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut now the haze has ascended[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt don't make no sense anymore   Oh![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]B[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  [4x]\r\n\r\n[ch]B[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  [4x]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSong 13: A Certain Romance\r\nNo Capo\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nWell oh they might wear classic Reeboks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nOr knackered Converse[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nOr tracky bottoms tucked in socks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut all of that's what the point is not[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe point's that there ain't no romance around there[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd there's the truth that they can't see[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nThey'd probably like to throw a punch at me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd if you could only see them, then you would agree[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAgree that there ain't no romance around there[/tab]\r\n(The verses are all upstroked, like kinda ska rythm n that)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nYou know, oh it's a funny thing you know[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe'll tell 'em if you like[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWe'll tell 'em all tonight[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThey'll never listen[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nCause their minds are made up[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C#m[/ch]                     [ch]F#[/ch]                 [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd course it's all okay to carry on that way[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd over there there's broken bones[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nThere's only music, so that there's new ringtones[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\n  And it don't take no Sherlock Holmes[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTo see it's a little different around here[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nDon't get me wrong, oh there's boys in bands[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd kids who like to scrap with pool cues in their hands[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd just cause he's had a coupla cans[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHe thinks it's alright to act like a dickhead[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nYou know, oh it's a funny thing you know[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWe'll tell 'em if you like[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWe'll tell 'em all tonight[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThey'll never listen[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nCause their minds are made up[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C#m[/ch]                     [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd course it's all okay to carry on that way[/tab]\r\n\r\nCause their minds are made up\r\n[tab]    [ch]C#m[/ch]                     [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd course it's all okay to carry on that way[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nI said no[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nOh no![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOh you won't get me to go![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]         [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nAnywhere, said anywhere[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#m[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI won't go[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nOh no no![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nWell over there there's friends of mine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nWhat can I say, I've known 'em for a long long time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd yeah they might overstep the line[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut I just cannot get angry in the same way[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nNot in the same way[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nNot in the same way[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOh no, oh no no[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThank You!!!","plain_text":"Whatever People Say I Am Thats What Im Not 2006 by Arctic Monkeys\n\nSongs:\n1. The View From The Afternoon - James_CFC\n2. I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Mr.Mieppie\n3. Fake Tales Of San Francisco - selkayann\n4. Dancing Shoes - 1Lazar1\n5. You Probably Couldnt See For The Lights But You Were Looking Straight At Me - cooper30 (ME)\n6. Still Take You Home - Chris12345\n7. Riot Van - joey7\n8. Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured - cooper30\n9. Mardy Bum - evfidripiy, Pelusteriano\n10. Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But... - cooper30\n11. When The Sun Goes Down - keesvds, mandelstamdavid\n12. From The Ritz To The Rubble - JPLegrand\n13. A Certain Romance - gazgazgaz\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 1: The View From The Afternoon\nNo Capo\n\n-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n\n[Section 1]\nA5 -> Eb5  (listen to the song to figure out the timing)\n             Repeat 3 times then)\n\n[Section 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Section 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Repeat section 1, one guitar to each chord)\nGtr 1: A5\nGtr 2: G5\nGtr 1: C5\nGtr 2: F5 etc etc.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Section 4]\nA5 (repeat, listen to the song to get timing & rhythm right)\nAnd she won't be surprised, and she won't be shocked, when she's\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA5 G5 E5*  A5 G5 E5* A5 G5 E5*\nA5    G5    E5*      E5  D5  C5\n\n[break]\n(The chord - each rhythm comes in again)\n1 = gtr 1\n2 = gtr 2\n\n1. A5\n2. G5\n1. C5\n2. F5*\n1. A5\n2. E5\n1. Bsus4\n2. E5\n1. A5\n2. G5\n1. C5\n2. F5*\n1. A5\n2. E5\n1. Bsus4\n2. E5\n(drums & bass come back in)\n1. A5\n2. E5\n1. D5\n2. C5\n\n[Repeat Section 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nA5 -> Eb5 (follows the same pattern as Section 1)Song 2:\nA5 -> Eb5\nA5 -> G#\nAmaj7\n\n\n\n--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------\n\n\nSong 2: I Bet That You Look Good On The Dancefloor\nNo capo\n\n\n\n\n[Intro]\n\nF#5\n\nC#5   B5   A5   F#5   ( x 4 )\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 3: Fake Tales Of San Francisco\nNo Capo\n\n\n\n\n[Intro]\n\nBm A Bm A Bm A Bm A\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\nN.C.\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\n\nN.C.\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\n\nN.C.\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\n\nN.C.\nI don't want to hear you\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\nN.C.\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\n\nN.C.\n(Kick me out, kick me out)\n\nN.C.\nSo all that's left\nN.C.\nIs the proof that love's not only blind but deaf\n\n[Bridge]\n\nB G E B D5 D#5 E5\n\n[C-Part]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\n\nBm A Bm A Bm A Bm A\nBm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 4: Dancing Shoes\nNo Capo\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\nG#5 F#5 C#5 B5 G#5\n\n\n\n\nIt's what you there for, don't you know\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(same chords 'till the end)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 5: You Probably Couldn't See  For The Lights But Uou Were Staring Straight At Me\nCapo 2\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Intro]\nAm   C F C C F C  (X3)\nAm Am E\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\nAm   C F C C F C\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Instrumental 2]\nA5   C5   D5   E5 G5\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 6: Still Take You Home\nCapo 1\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Intro]\n\nA  C#m Cm (x12)\nA  D  F  E (x4)\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n(bass and lead play riffs, no rhythm guitar)\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Break]\n\n\n\nA  C#m Cm (x12)\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 7: Riot Van\nNo Capo\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 8: Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured\nCapo 2\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Intro]\nEm\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nN.C\n    He didn't have to be rude\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 9: Mardy Bum\nNo Capo\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Intro]\n\n\n\nD       F#      G       F#m     Em      A       x2\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngot the face on\n\nD       F#      G       F#m     Em      A\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCan't we...\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\ngot the face on.\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Solo]\n\nD       F#      G       F#m     Em      A       x2\n\n\n[Chorus 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 10: Perhaps Vampires Is A Bit Strong But...\nCapo 2\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 11: When The Sun Goes Down\nNo Capo\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n           C#m        Ebm            E  F#  (start strumming on this line)\nCause he's a scumbag, don't you know\n\n\n\n[Instrumental]\n\n(repeat a few times  (only really play bottom 2 strings))\n\nG F#(v2) Bm\n\n\n[Riff]\n\n\n\nG F#(v2) Bm\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n(no guitar, bass only)\nAlthough you're trying not to listen\nI bet your eyes are staring at the ground\nShe makes a subtle proposition\nSorry love I'll have to turn you down\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n(Riff (guitar 1))\n\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\nAnd look here comes a Ford Mondeo\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\nIsn't he Mister Inconspicuous\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\nAnd he don't have to say 'owt\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\nShe understands she's here to get picked up\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\nAnd she's delighted when she sees him\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\nPulling in and giving her the eye\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\nBecause she must be fucking freezing\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\nScantily clad beneath the clear night sky\nG              F#(v2)             Bm\nShe don't stop in the winter, no and...\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(not too sure what is here, mess about in Bb)\n\nFinish on B\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 12: From The Ritz To The Rubble\nNo Capo\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Riff 1]\n\n\n\n\n[Riff 2]\n\n\n\n\nLast night these two bouncers\n\n\nThe other one's the scary one\n\n\n\nLooking or breathing\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd there's nowt you can say\n\n\n\n\n___[Riff 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHe wants to give you a duff\n\n\n\nBottles aswell it's just\n\n\n\n___[Riff 2]\n\n___[Riff 2]\n\n_[Riff 2]\n\n___[Riff 2]\n\n\n[Bass]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n___[Riff 2]\n\n___[Riff 2]\n\n___[Riff 2]\n\n___[Riff 2]\n\n\nB  D  Em   [2x] [with distortion]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nB  D  Em  [4x]\n\nB  D  Em  [4x]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nSong 13: A Certain Romance\nNo Capo\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(The verses are all upstroked, like kinda ska rythm n that)\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nCause their minds are made up\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThank You!!!","chords":["Am","A","A5","G5","C5","F5","E5","B5","D5","Bsus4","Eb5","G#","Amaj7","F#5","C#5","Bm","C","B","G","E","D#5","G#5","F","Dm"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Amaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,1,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,1,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"Bm7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,0,2,0,3],"frets":[-1,2,0,2,0,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Cm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,3,5,5,4,3]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"Dmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,1,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,2,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"Em7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,0,3,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,3,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}