{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2300601,"song":"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis","artist":"Misc Television","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/2300601-crazy-ex-girlfriend-a-diagnosis-chords-by-misc-television/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2300601?type=chord","rating":4.55143,"votes":6,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                               [ch]Bsus2[/ch]\r\nFor almost 30 years, I've known something was wrong[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut Mom said weakness causes bloating, so I tried to be strong[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                          [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nFake it till you make it, that's how I got by[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                          [ch]Bsus2[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd when I tried to find the reason for my sadness and terror[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                      [ch]Bsus2[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAll the solutions were trial and error[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                                  [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nTake this pill, say this chant, move here for this guy[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#m[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nBut now there's no need for regret[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G#m[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n'Cause I'm about to get[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nA diagnosis![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nA diagnosis![/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G#m[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nDon't tell me \"No, sis-[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nTer, you don't fit in.\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nDoc, prescribe me my tribe, give me my throng[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                      [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nTell me that this whole time I've belonged[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]F#[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWith those other people who share my diagnosis[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nWhat could it be? What could be right?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nSchizophrenic or bipolar lite?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                               [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nI've never heard voices, but maybe it's time to start[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nYou're super cool, Rebecca\r\n\r\nThanks!\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nObsessives with numbers, hoarders with cats[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nI could really rock a tinfoil hat[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                                                    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nPerfect they're not, but at least they know who they are[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nNo more bad pills, fads, or tricks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nWho says there isn't an easy fix?[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nWith a diagnosis![/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm ready to blow this[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                              [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nJoint, and by \"joint,\" I mean my inner sense of confusion[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nYou said that confusingly\r\n\r\nShhh!\r\n[tab]      [ch]B[/ch]                     [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI'm aware mental illness is stigmatized[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#[/ch]                    [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nBut the stigma is worth it if I've realized[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                [ch]F#[/ch]                     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWho I'm meant to be, armed with my diagnosis[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab][ch]D#m[/ch]                                          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOh, the doctors that I've met who didn't get me![/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D#m[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThis one naturopath used feathers to pet me[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C#m[/ch]                       [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nThey said anxiety, insomnia were my affliction[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C#m[/ch]                     [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nThe naturopath said it was sex addiction[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C#m[/ch]                 [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut all those things I knew I wasn't[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nYes, I like penises, but who doesn't?[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C#m[/ch]                        [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo put me in a bottle, slap a label on[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                               [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nList out the side effects, then worries be gone[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]D#m[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\n'Cause finally I'll know this[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nMy diagnosis![/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\nN.C.\nYou're super cool, Rebecca\n\nThanks!\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\nN.C.\nYou said that confusingly\n\nShhh!\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]","chords":["B","Bsus2","E","F#","G#m","A","C","D#m","C#m","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]}}}