{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2255501,"song":"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime","artist":"Misc Television","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/2255501-crazy-ex-girlfriend-california-christmastime-chords-by-misc-television/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2255501?type=chord","rating":4.77844,"votes":6,"content":"[REBECCA]\r\n[tab]              [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]D#[/ch]       [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nWell, you can take your snow and shove it[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThis is our Christmas and we love it[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B[/ch]          [ch]D#[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's a hundred degrees, this elf is Vietnamese[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B[/ch]                   [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThat's the way that California does it[/tab]\r\n\r\n[JOSH CHAN]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]D#[/ch]    [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nEven our Santa has a suntan[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]          [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe's also an unemployed stuntman[/tab]\r\n\r\n[REBECCA]\r\n[tab]      [ch]B[/ch]     [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nIs he even awake?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[SANTA]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYeah, I'm just really baked[/tab]\r\n\r\n[JOSH]\r\n[tab]   [ch]B[/ch]                      [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nIf he can be Santa Claus, anyone can![/tab]\r\n\r\n[REBECCA & JOSH]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]          [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]             [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nIt's just a Golden State of mind[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]F#[/ch]               [ch]D#m[/ch]    [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nChet's nuts roasting in the bright sunlight![/tab]\r\n\r\n[REBECCA, spoken]\r\nN.C.\r\nPut on some pants, Chet!\r\n\r\n[REBECCA & JOSH]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd what would Christmas be without[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]B[/ch]                         [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nHistorically low mountain snow causing staggering drought[/tab]\r\n\r\n[JOSH]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]F#[/ch]             [ch]D#m[/ch]\r\nBut hey, this eggnog fro-yo's super tight![/tab]\r\n\r\n[REBECCA]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nSuper tight![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\n'Cause this is California[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd we do Christmas right![JOSH, spoken][/tab]\r\n\r\nMmm, so good![BACK-UP SINGERS]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]E[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[DARRYL][/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B[/ch]       [ch]D#[/ch]     [ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nDon we now our surf apparel[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd we have our own kind of Christmas carol[/tab]\r\n\r\n[PAULA]\r\n[tab]          [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nIt's this chick named Carol[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe does henna tattoos[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Darryl]\r\n[tab]        [ch]B[/ch]\r\nCarol's fifty, but no judgement[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nShe's still finding herself[/tab]\r\n\r\n[REBECCA, JOSH, DARRYL, PAULA & CAROL, spoken]\r\nN.C.\r\nWe're all finding ourselves!\r\n\r\n[GREG]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C#[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]    [ch]A#m[/ch]\r\nOkay, there is no easy answer[/tab]\r\n\r\n[HEATHER]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#[/ch]         [ch]C#[/ch]      [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nFor our high rates of skin cancer[/tab]\r\n\r\n[CAROL]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C#[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt took my dad's life[/tab]\r\n\r\n[SANTA]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd it killed my wife[/tab]\r\n\r\n[GREG, HEATHER, CAROL & SANTA]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]              [ch]G#[/ch]\r\n      Hang ten, Rudolph and Prancer![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALL]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]         [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C#[/ch]                     [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nWe gather 'round and sing songs by Sublime[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#[/ch]            [ch]G#[/ch]               [ch]Fm[/ch]    [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nAnd all our local reggae bands are white[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#[/ch]                       [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nThe kids get lots of toys on Christmas morn[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C#[/ch]                      [ch]A#[/ch]\r\n'Cause daddy makes big bucks directing porn[/tab]\r\n\r\n[REBECCA]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThey may have gonorrhea[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G#[/ch]                  [ch]Fm[/ch]\r\nBut at least it's not frostbite![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALL]\r\n[tab]              [ch]A#[/ch]\r\nIt's not frostbite![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D#m[/ch]\r\n'Cause this is California[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#[/ch]              [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nAnd we do Christmas right![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[/tab]\r\n\r\n[REBECCA]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nCalifornia Christmastime[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nCalif...\r\nN.C.\r\nYou have places to be, I get it...","plain_text":"[REBECCA]\n\n\n\n\n\n[JOSH CHAN]\n\n\n\n[REBECCA]\n\n\n[SANTA]\n\n\n[JOSH]\n\n\n[REBECCA & JOSH]\n\n\n\n\n[REBECCA, spoken]\nN.C.\nPut on some pants, Chet!\n\n[REBECCA & JOSH]\n\n\n\n[JOSH]\n\n\n[REBECCA]\n\n\n\n\n\nMmm, so good![BACK-UP SINGERS]\n\n\n\n\n[PAULA]\n\n\n\n[Darryl]\n\n\n\n[REBECCA, JOSH, DARRYL, PAULA & CAROL, spoken]\nN.C.\nWe're all finding ourselves!\n\n[GREG]\n\n\n[HEATHER]\n\n\n[CAROL]\n\n\n[SANTA]\n\n\n[GREG, HEATHER, CAROL & SANTA]\n\n\n[ALL]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[REBECCA]\n\n\n\n[ALL]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[REBECCA]\n\nN.C.\nCalif...\nN.C.\nYou have places to be, I get 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