{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1944121,"song":"Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gregs Drinking Song","artist":"Misc Television","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1944121-crazy-ex-girlfriend-gregs-drinking-song-chords-by-misc-television/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1944121?type=chord","rating":4.83541,"votes":26,"content":"[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nGather ye 'round[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll tell you a tale[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOf all the great times[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am7[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI've had with an ale[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThere's joy and there's glory[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMore than you can think[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYes this is what happens to me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhen I drink![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI pee my pants![/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nMy pants![/tab]\r\nI pee my pants!\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI get up from the bar[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am7[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTo find pee on my pants![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI say it's water[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nbut all it takes is a glance[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]Am7[/ch]     \r\nFor people to realize[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI pee my pants![/tab]\r\n\r\nWhite Josh:\r\nWow, I did not know it was that bad.\r\n\r\nGreg:\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYes wine can be fun[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhite, Rosé and Red[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n'Till I call up my boss[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am7[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nTo say I wish he was dead![/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nChase down the regret[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith some gin for good luck![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThen steal my cousin Jim's[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLandscaping truck![/tab]\r\n\r\nDrive home then\r\n[tab]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI puke on my cat![/tab]\r\nMy cat!\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI puke on my cat![/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI fall through the doorway[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am7[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd puke on my cat![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nPoor little Bruno [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDid not expect that![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nI tried for the toilet[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut puke on my cat![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWhile some can enjoy[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA scotch with a steak[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOr one glass of wine[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Am7[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThen they're barely awake.[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nFor me it's much different[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWhat happens when[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nI try to have one[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt just turns into ten.[/tab]\r\nAnd then...\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI fly a plane![/tab]\r\n\r\nA plane!\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI fly a plane![/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI knock on the cockpit[/tab]\r\nShouting\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am7[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\n\"I'll fly this plane!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWe emergency landed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe TSA came[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNow I'm banned from Southwest[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCause I try to fly planes![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]E[/ch]VERYBODY!\r\n\r\nEveryone:\r\n[tab]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHe has sex with a bush![/tab]\r\nA bush!\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHe has sex with a bush![/tab]\r\n\r\nGreg:\r\n[tab]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThat wasn't a woman?[/tab]\r\n\r\nEveryone:\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am7[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNo it was a bush![/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt had twigs and leaves[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCause it was a bush![/tab]\r\n\r\nGreg:\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThat's where that scar comes from![/tab]\r\n\r\nEveryone:\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFrom sexing a bush![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nBut he's breaking the cycle[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd making a push![/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nHe's quitting his drinking[/tab]\r\n\r\nAnd saving his\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nPants and his [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nCat and[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nSouthwest and [/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJim's truck[/tab]\r\n\r\nHector:\r\nAnd my car\r\n\r\nWhite Josh:\r\nMy car too!\r\n\r\nEveryone:\r\nAnd a bush!\r\n\r\nJosh:\r\nI didn't do anything wrong! YES!\r\n\r\nWhite Josh:\r\nAgain, not about you.","plain_text":"I pee my pants!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nWhite Josh:\nWow, I did not know it was that bad.\n\nGreg:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nDrive home then\n\nMy cat!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd then...\n\n\n\nA plane!\n\n\nShouting\n\n\n\n\n\n\nEVERYBODY!\n\nEveryone:\n\nA bush!\n\n\nGreg:\n\n\nEveryone:\n\n\n\n\nGreg:\n\n\nEveryone:\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd saving his\n\n\n\n\n\nHector:\nAnd my car\n\nWhite Josh:\nMy car too!\n\nEveryone:\nAnd a bush!\n\nJosh:\nI didn't do anything wrong! YES!\n\nWhite Josh:\nAgain, not about you.","chords":["G","Em","D","Am7","C","A","E"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,0,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}