{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1928335,"song":"Nickelodeon Girls","artist":"Pink Guy","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1928335-nickelodeon-girls-chords-by-pink-guy/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1928335?type=chord","rating":4.56508,"votes":20,"content":"5. Nickelodeon Girls 8:39\r\n[intro]\r\n(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)\r\nHi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night\r\nI have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon\r\nMy question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?\r\nYou know y'all used to have some fire bitches\r\nWhen I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite bitches\r\nZoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God\r\nAnd now all you got is these preteens\r\nBruh, I'm not a pedo\r\nI'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused\r\nNow I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore\r\nNow I'm fucking upset\r\nThis is some fucking bullshit\r\n\r\n[chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]          [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nDan Schneider  bring all my bitches back[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]                   [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI need all my bitches, I need all my bitches The new shit you put out is wack[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]          [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nDan Schneider I'm just trying to get an erection[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]                                          [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nBut now that these kids looking 13 and under My penis will suffer[/tab]\r\n\r\n[verse]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]         \r\nDan fucking Schneider (Schneider)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nThis ain't a fucking game, bitch[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]        \r\nI wanna watch a sitcom[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nWith my hand on my dick[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]     \r\nI wanna see a titty (titty)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nNot fucking kid shit[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nReturn all the hot chicks[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nOr you gon get it bitch[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nICarly, iCarly[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI don't care if you look like Michael Jackson[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAs long as you giving me action[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nAnd Freddy gon' film the reaction[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nSam gonna join in[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nAnd suck me a fat one[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nNickelodeon girls[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nCan't live without 'em (whew)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[verse]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAriana Grande[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI know I drive a Hyundai[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nI can put you in a coma[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nHave brunch on a Sunday (fancy)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nMy dick put you in a coffin[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nAll night screaming and tossing[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nVictoria Justice[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI know you tryna touch this[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nLizzie McGuire is tight[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nBut I bet Zoey's tighter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nYou can find me in her bed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nDigging through that vaginer[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAmanda Bynes, you a little bit crazy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nBut you can still have my babies (whew)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nGo down like a dog with the rabies[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nY'all can't save me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nUh, a little bit of weed, hard liquor for the ladies[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nGot me feeling like a young Dan Schneider from the 80's[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nWith a Jewish law firm and an all black Mercedes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nShe playing with the balls like Brady (ay)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nFuck off with the shitty little kids with their stupid shit[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI only wanna see the ones with a body fit[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd I don't want to be the one to be a little bitch about it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nBut I'm just saying what everybody is thinking (hahahahaha)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[verse]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nWhere the titties at?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nDan Schneider why you ruining your business?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nYou realize I'd probably buy cable [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nIf you keep all the girls and the ratings all stable[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nCuz I ain't tryin to see a young baby in the cradle[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nCuz I'm not a pedophile[/tab]\r\n\r\n[bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]                                        [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nThe girls I have sexualized are all in their 20's and 30's (Disclaimer!)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]                                \r\nI'm not saying you should change all the bitches[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nBut at least something after 10:30 (30!)[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]          [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nDan Schneider  bring all my bitches back[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]                   [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nI need all my bitches, I need all my bitches, I need all my bitches back[/tab]","plain_text":"5. Nickelodeon Girls 8:39\n[intro]\n(Hello, Nickelodeon headquarters)\nHi, sorry to disturb you this late in the night\nI have a serious inquiry directed toward Nickelodeon\nMy question is WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?\nYou know y'all used to have some fire bitches\nWhen I turn on the TV I'm trying to see my favorite bitches\nZoey101? Jennette McCurdy? Oh my God\nAnd now all you got is these preteens\nBruh, I'm not a pedo\nI'm not trying to look at these little kids and get aroused\nNow I can't watch Nickelodeon with my dick in my hand anymore\nNow I'm fucking upset\nThis is some fucking bullshit\n\n[chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n[chorus]","chords":["C#m","Ab"]}