{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1907713,"song":"My Old Chair","artist":"Adam Sandler","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1907713-my-old-chair-chords-by-adam-sandler/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1907713?type=chord","rating":5,"votes":9,"content":"Adam Sandler played this song on Conan show. I am not sure about tuning though. Enjoy :)\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nMy old chair[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIs like a big comfy friend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt's soft and it's fuzzy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWith a brownish orangey blend[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut the padding is gone, and I'm sorry to say[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nI think it's time for me to throw my chair away[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOhhh nooo....[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo I sit in you one last time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Fmaj7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI promise not to cry[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPull on your handle, then recline and say goodbye[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo I put you out on the curb[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I wish you good luck[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThen I see a guy with a mullet drive by [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd put you in the back of his truck[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I hope that he'll be good to you[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nDo the things that I couldn't do[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I hope he gives you more than me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nI hope that he is good company[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut when I climb into my bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd I turn off the lights[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                                        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'll be wondering, who is farting in your cushion tonight[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI could always fart on you, you were always in the mood[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nEven that one summer when I was eating lots of Indian food[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut I miss you more than ever and I know I'm to blame[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI guess I can fart on the couch now, but baby it's just not the same[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I miss you baby ohh so much[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]                        [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]               \r\nYour giant buttons and your velvet touch[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I miss you more than anything[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]        \r\nThe ball poking of your broken spring[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIf loving a chair is wrong I don't wanna be right[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                                        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nDo you remember the night[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWe watched the movie Norbit[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd everytime I broke wind[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou were happy to absorb it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd after I go jogging[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nMy sweaty ass would get your seat wet[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd when I accidentally shat in my pants[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou kept it a secret[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 3]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd I think that I should let you know[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  \r\nI'm sorry that I let you go[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd everyday I hope I see[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]  \r\nMy chair on the curb just waiting for me[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI dream about you all the time[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch] \r\nAnd I hope you're all right[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThats why I'm wondering who is farting in your cushion tonight[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nCause I wish it was me who is farting in your cushion tonight[/tab]","plain_text":"Adam Sandler played this song on Conan show. I am not sure about tuning though. Enjoy :)\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 3]","chords":["C","Em","F","G","Fmaj7","Am"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"Fmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,0,3,4,2,0],"frets":[1,-1,2,2,1,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}