{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1906610,"song":"Cont","artist":"Tim Minchin","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1906610-cont-chords-by-tim-minchin/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1906610?type=chord","rating":4.31148,"votes":3,"content":"N.C.\r\nFULL LYRICS IN PARENTHESES.  Sing them the SECOND time around.\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]             [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nI don't like Jews (who make and distribute kiddie porn)[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nNeither should you[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThey're ethically and spiritually poor, that's a fact[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nI don't like black people (who risk billions of other peoples' money gambling on future derivatives)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nIt's just not acceptable[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThere should be some kind of law, that is that[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C#m[/ch]               [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd I get the s***s with Inuits (who find out what job I do and offer me a racist joke or two)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                                       [ch]Bm[/ch]   [ch]C#m[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nThey get on my tits, the little bastards[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd women (who judge other women for not holding the some views as them vis-a-vis career and mothering)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\njust make me so mad[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\nDoes that make me bad, am I bad?[/tab]\r\nIs that bad?\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]                [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd the f***in' Italians[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nI just cannot stand them (when they take a dive in the penalty box, denying Australia it's World Cup spot)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nThey really inspire my rancor[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nCheating f***ing Italian wankers![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd lesbians and the bicurious[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nMake me furious (when their pride parade blocked the traffic flow,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nwhen my baby had asthma and had to go to the hospital)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                                [ch]E[/ch]\r\nIt's not their fault, I know, but still... Grr![/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C#m[/ch]         [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAnd f***in' Christians (who lean on their horn when my wife is being cautious at an intersection)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                                              [ch]Bm[/ch]   [ch]C#m[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\nI just want to punch them in their faces (although my anger is fleeting. I understand their frustration[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nShe's a little too hesitant)[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F#m[/ch]                                 [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm not comfortable with Muslims on the tube (who look over my shoulder when I'm readin')[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Bm[/ch]                                          [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]Fdim7[/ch]\r\nAnd I can't stand publicly breast-feeding mothers (who smoke cigarettes while they're feeding)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F#m[/ch]           [ch]C#m[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nAnd I hate gays who talk camply (during the final act of King Lear)[/tab]\r\nAnd the fuckin' Chinese make me angry (when they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered\r\nRhinoceri)\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nI hate the rich (who use their wealth as an excuse for bigotry)[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Fdim7[/ch]\r\nI hate the poor (who use their poverty as an excuse for bigotry)[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI hate bitches (who get rabies and try to bite babies)[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI hate whores (who won't accept Visa)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI hate Africans (I hate African racists)[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nI hate Japanese (homophobes)[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI hate the disabled (I hate disabled rapists)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nBurmese (and Burmese cats)[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]C#m[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYeah, I don't care about your color or your creed[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI will judge you for no reason[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\n[At this point, Tim \"realizes\" that he's made a mistake]\r\nN.C.\r\n[The song begins again with the full lyrics.]","plain_text":"N.C.\nFULL LYRICS IN PARENTHESES.  Sing them the SECOND time around.\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\nIs that bad?\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\nAnd the fuckin' Chinese make me angry (when they make sham erection potions out of the horns of endangered\nRhinoceri)\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nN.C.\n[At this point, Tim \"realizes\" that he's made a mistake]\nN.C.\n[The song begins again with the full lyrics.]","chords":["C","A","C#m","Bm","E","F#m","D","Fdim7","B7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}