{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1879502,"song":"If You Really Loved Me","artist":"Tim Minchin","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1879502-if-you-really-loved-me-chords-by-tim-minchin/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1879502?type=chord","rating":4.72567,"votes":13,"content":"Tim Minchin - If You Really Loved Me\r\nDVD: So Live\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chords]\r\n[ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]   354333\r\n[ch]Bb6[/ch]      x13033\r\n[ch]D+[/ch]       xx0332\r\n[ch]Eb7[/ch]      x68686\r\n[ch]Fmaj7[/ch]    132211\r\n[ch]Ammaj7[/ch]   x02110\r\n[ch]Fm6[/ch]      xx3131\r\n[ch]Cmmaj7[/ch]   x35443\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]Gm[/ch]           [ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]\r\nIf you really loved me the way you say you do[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm7[/ch]                             [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nIf you love me half as much as I love you[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Cm7[/ch]                     [ch]Bb6[/ch]\r\nYou would pluck a planet from the sky[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A7[/ch]                    [ch]D+[/ch]\r\nYou'd use a star to dot the \"I\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Gm[/ch]    [ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]\r\nIn \"I love you\", that is what you'd do[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Gm7[/ch]                             [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nYou'd take a dreary day and you would paint it blue[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Cm7[/ch]                   [ch]Bb6[/ch]\r\nIf you loved me unconditionally[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]                                         [ch]D+[/ch]\r\nThese are the things that you would do for me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Gm[/ch]              [ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]\r\nBecause I need you like a fish needs the sea[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Gm7[/ch]                       [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nLike a fire needs oxygen, like a flower needs a bee[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Cm7[/ch]                     [ch]Bb6[/ch]\r\nAnd if you really cared for me[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A7[/ch]                    [ch]D+[/ch]\r\nYou'd let me video you while you wee[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]Gm[/ch]                 [ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]\r\nStanding up in the bath - I shouldn't even have to ask[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm7[/ch]                               [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nPerhaps you'd even store a little more in a flask[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Cm7[/ch]                         [ch]Bb6[/ch]\r\nThese are just the things that people do[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWhen their love for one another is true, ba da da[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]Gm[/ch]            [ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]\r\nWe go together like a cracker and Brie[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Gm7[/ch]                        [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nLike racism and ignorance, like bling and R&B[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Cm7[/ch]                        [ch]Bb6[/ch]\r\nAnd if you really want to show you care[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A7[/ch]                    [ch]D+[/ch]\r\nYou'd let me wear your underwear[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]Gm[/ch]           [ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]\r\nWhen we visit your mum's, for a bit of harmless fun[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Gm7[/ch]                               [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nI just like talking about your childhood with lace between my buns[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cm7[/ch]                       [ch]Bb6[/ch]\r\n  There's no reason for a big to-do[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nIf your love one another is true, ba da da[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]Gm[/ch]            [ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]\r\nWe go together like a bird and a nest[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Gm7[/ch]                     [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nLike Internet and porn, like guns and the us[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Cm7[/ch]                       [ch]Bb6[/ch]\r\nAnd if you love me like you say you do[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A7[/ch]                    [ch]D+[/ch]\r\nYou'd purchase thirty cockatoos[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]Gm[/ch]        [ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd teach them to fly in formation in the sky[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Gm7[/ch]                               [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nAnd shit the words \"Tim is God\" on my ex-girlfriend's Hyundai[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]Cm7[/ch]                  [ch]Bb6[/ch]\r\nSure, it might be easier with doves[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]Eb7[/ch]\r\nBut shirking challenges is not what love's all about[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]Eb7[/ch]\r\nLove is not all wine and roses[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                            [ch]Eb7[/ch]\r\nSometimes it's handcuffs and cheese[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nNo one said love is for free[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd if you agree with that[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F7[/ch]\r\nYou'd sing me passages from the Koran[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D7[/ch]                            [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWearing nothing but a Bob the Builder hat[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]Gmmaj7[/ch]\r\nTo the tune of Waltzing Matilda[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Gm7[/ch]                     [ch]C7[/ch]                     [ch]Eb[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nI just love the combination of Islam, nationalism and builder[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Solo]\r\n*crazy stuff happens*\r\n\r\n[ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Ammaj7[/ch] [ch]Am7[/ch] [ch]D7[/ch] [ch]Dm7[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]B7[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]Ammaj7[/ch]     \r\nBecause I need you, like a tick needs a tock[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am7[/ch]                          [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nLike bananas need pyjamas, like a nun needs cock[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm7[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut if you want to put your love for me first[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou wouldn't go through childbirth[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]E7[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]Ammaj7[/ch]     \r\nYou'd agree to adopt, so that you could stay thin[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am7[/ch]                    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nWe'll get a Chinese kid - it could teach us Mandarin![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm7[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd communists don't make as much noise[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]B[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd they're really good at sharing their toys[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]Cm[/ch]              [ch]Cmmaj7[/ch]\r\nBecause I dig you like an Aussie digs pies[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Cm7[/ch]                         [ch]F7[/ch]\r\nLike born-agains dig Jesus, like Jesus dug guys[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Fm7[/ch]            [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd if you love me just a modicum[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou’d softly rub my perineum[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G7[/ch]           [ch]Cm[/ch]     [ch]Cmmaj7[/ch]\r\nAnd stick your finger up my bum as I’m about to cum[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Cm7[/ch]                                  [ch]F7[/ch]\r\nI’ve heard that it’s quite acceptable and reasonably fun[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Fm7[/ch]                      [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nNot that I'm saying that I'd want you to[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Fm7[/ch]                           [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nBut hypothetically it’s something you might do[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Fm7[/ch]                   [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nIf you loved me unconditionally[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]Fm6[/ch]              [ch]C#maj7[/ch]\r\nLike letting me video you while you wee[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                           [ch]Cmaj7[/ch]\r\nAssuming there’s nothing worth watching on TV [/tab]","plain_text":"Tim Minchin - 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