{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1851181,"song":"College Humour - My Two True Loves","artist":"Misc Television","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1851181-college-humour-my-two-true-loves-chords-by-misc-television/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1851181?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"As I heard it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_l_7TWf_oo\r\n\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch] [ch]Bm[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI go through life alone[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nno one to hold my hand[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nwhen I show off my Kindle in a Starbucks [/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nthe ladies don't give a damn[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'm not much of a believer[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nin fate and destiny[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nbut I know that somewhere out there[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nare 2 girls for me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nmy 2 true loves[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nmy 2 and only[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n2 nude souls beneath the covers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nain't enough, I need another[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nmy 2 true loves[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nmy 2 and only[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\ntogether we will be just you and me... and her[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch] \r\nThey'll be 2 in a million[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\none in five hundred thousand if you prefer[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll give a hundred percent of myself to she[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nthe other 100 percent to her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nyou + me = us, + her = even more fun[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nbut the 3 of us have more math to do[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\n69 + 1[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI'll only have eyes for both of them[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhisper sweet nothings in my ear[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]  \r\nand I'll pass them along to the other girl[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nif she didn't already hear [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\ntrue eternal romance[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nlives for moments like this[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nso pure sweet and innocent[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nNow you 2 kiss[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nmy 2 true loves[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nmy 2 and only[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nevery soul has just 2 mates[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\none to hump and one to masturbate[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nmy 2 true loves[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nmy 2 and only[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]              \r\nThere'll be nothing we can't do just me and you... and her[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nI wish that there were 2 of me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nso I could watch myself fuck both of you[/tab]\r\n        \r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]  \r\nmy 2 true loves[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nmy 2 and only[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nour love will have no rules [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nexcept no other dudes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nshe'll fill both holes in my soul[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nfilling them back is my goal[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nan eternal bond of trust, just the 2 of us... and her[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nComments and criticism are greatly appreciated!","plain_text":"As I heard it from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_l_7TWf_oo\n\n\n[Intro]\n\nG Bm C\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n        \n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nComments and criticism are greatly appreciated!","chords":["G","Bm","C","D","F","Am","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}