{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1817438,"song":"Thank God For Girls","artist":"Weezer","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1817438-thank-god-for-girls-chords-by-weezer/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1817438?type=chord","rating":4.82242,"votes":8,"content":"Verse           Chorus\r\n-----------     -----------\r\n[ch]Am[/ch]   xxx210     [ch]A5[/ch]   577xxx\r\n[ch]G/B[/ch]  xx003x     [ch]G5[/ch]   355xxx\r\n[ch]D9[/ch]   xx021x     [ch]D/F#[/ch] 25xxxx\r\n[ch]F[/ch]    x332xx     [ch]F5[/ch]   133xxx\r\n\r\nN.C. = No Chords\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]G/B[/ch]                      [ch]D9[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nThe girl in the pastry shop with the net in her hair is making a cannoli for you to[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]G/B[/ch]                         [ch]D9[/ch]                          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nTake on your hiking trip in the woods with your bros that you’ve known since second grade[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]G/B[/ch]               [ch]D9[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]             \r\nAnd you may encounter dragons or ruffians and be called upon to employ your testoste-[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]G/B[/ch]                [ch]D9[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\n-rone, in a battle for supremacy and access to females glued to the TV[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]G/B[/ch]         [ch]D9[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  And even if you are victorious you may receive many cuts, bruises, and scrapes and you will[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]G/B[/ch]                      [ch]D9[/ch]                          [ch]F[/ch]    \r\n  Require band aids and antiseptic ointments and tender loving kisses on your stab wounds and[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                         [ch]G/B[/ch]              [ch]D9[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]           \r\nWhen you come home she will be there waiting for you with a fire in her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]G/B[/ch]                   [ch]D9[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]\r\nEyes and a big fat cannoli to shove in your mouth and that's why you[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]D/F#[/ch]  [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A5[/ch]        [ch]G5[/ch]            [ch]D/F#[/ch]    [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nHolla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]D/F#[/ch]  [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A5[/ch]        [ch]G5[/ch]              [ch]D/F#[/ch]         [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nOn your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A5[/ch]  [ch]G5[/ch]        [ch]D/F#[/ch]   [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nShe’s so big, she’s so strong[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]           [ch]D/F#[/ch]       [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nShe’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]D/F#[/ch] [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]              [ch]D/F#[/ch]  [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThank God for girls, thank God for girls[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]G/B[/ch]             [ch]D9[/ch]                    [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  I'm so glad I got a girl to think of even though she isn't mine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]G/B[/ch]                          [ch]D9[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  I think about her all the day and all the night, it's enough to know that she's alive[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe says I give her sweaty palms, she almost had a heart attack[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D9[/ch]                              [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  The truth is that I’m just as scared, I don’t know how to act[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I wish that I could get to know her better[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D9[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBut meeting up in real life would cause the illusion to shatter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]G/B[/ch]           [ch]D9[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  I carved her name into all the trees, sang a song down on one knee[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]G/B[/ch]                    [ch]D9[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  Looking at the underwear page of the Sears catalog like when I was fourteen[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]G/B[/ch]               [ch]D9[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  I’m levitating like a magnet turned the wrong way around[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]G/B[/ch]                  [ch]D9[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI’m like an Indian Fakir tryna’ meditate on a bed of nails with my pants pulled down[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]D/F#[/ch]  [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A5[/ch]        [ch]G5[/ch]            [ch]D/F#[/ch]    [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nHolla Jesu Christe from Tennessee to LA[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]D/F#[/ch]  [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A5[/ch]        [ch]G5[/ch]              [ch]D/F#[/ch]         [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nOn your reckoning day, you better bow down and pray[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A5[/ch]  [ch]G5[/ch]        [ch]D/F#[/ch]   [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nShe’s so big, she’s so strong[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]           [ch]D/F#[/ch]       [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nShe’s so energetic in her sweaty overalls[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A5[/ch] [ch]G5[/ch]   [ch]D/F#[/ch] [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThank God for girls[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]A5[/ch]   [ch]G5[/ch]              [ch]D/F#[/ch]  [ch]F5[/ch]\r\nThank God for girls, thank God for girls[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]G/B[/ch]   [ch]D9[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]            \r\n  God took a rib from Adam, ground it up in a centrifuge ma-[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]                        [ch]G/B[/ch]             [ch]D9[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\n-chine, mixed it with cardamom and cloves, microwaved it on the popcorn setting[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]G/B[/ch]           [ch]D9[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n While Adam was like “that really hurts”, going off into the tundra[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]G/B[/ch]        [ch]D9[/ch]                            [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  So pissed at God and he started lighting minor forest fires, stealing osprey[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]G/B[/ch]                          [ch]D9[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nEggs, messing with the bees who were trying to pollinate the Echinacea until God said[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]G/B[/ch]            [ch]D9[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\n“Imma smite you with loneliness and break your heart in two”[/tab]\r\nN.C.              \r\nAnd Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair\r\nN.C.\r\nFalling on his knees, looked to the sky and said, “Thank God”","plain_text":"Verse           Chorus\n-----------     -----------\nAm   xxx210     A5   577xxx\nG/B  xx003x     G5   355xxx\nD9   xx021x     D/F# 25xxxx\nF    x332xx     F5   133xxx\n\nN.C. = No Chords\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nN.C.              \nAnd Adam wept and wailed, tearing out his hair\nN.C.\nFalling on his knees, looked to the sky and said, “Thank God”","chords":["Am","A5","G/B","G5","D9","D/F#","F","F5","C","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G/B":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,0,0,0,2],"frets":[-1,2,0,0,0,3]}}}