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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1811329,"song":"Woody Allen Jesus","artist":"Tim Minchin","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1811329-woody-allen-jesus-chords-by-tim-minchin/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1811329?type=chord","rating":4.90168,"votes":6,"content":"WoodyAllen Jesus/ Tim Minchin\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nJesus was a Jewish philosopher[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHad a lot of nice ideas[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nAbout our existential fears[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A/C#[/ch]\r\nMuch admired by his peers[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]                              [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]F#m[/ch]     [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nShort and Jewish and quite political[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOften hesitant and very analytical[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Woody Allen Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nWoody Allen Jesus![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nJesus was a great entertainer[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]E[/ch]\r\nDoing cool tricks all of the time[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nTurning water into wine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A/C#[/ch]\r\nMaking stormy weather fine[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]F#m[/ch]   [ch]C#m[/ch]\r\nEven now his stunts confound us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]F#m[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nKinda did what Darren Brown does[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]                          [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nPraise be to magic Woody Allen Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#m[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nMagic Woody Allen Jesus![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nJesus died but then came back to life[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Eb[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo the Holy Bible said[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nKinda like in Dawn of the Dead[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Bb/D[/ch]\r\nLike a film by Simon Pegg[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Eb[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Gm[/ch]     [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nTry that these days, you'd be in trouble[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Eb[/ch]                        [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]Gm[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nGeeks would try to smack you with a shovel[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]Eb[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Bb[/ch]     [ch]Eb[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\n Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Dm[/ch]       [ch]Eb[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nMagic Woody Allen Zombie Jesus![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nJesus ascended into Heaven[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]\r\nHe was an incredible guy[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nYou don't often find fellas that fly[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nDisappear right into the sky[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Eb[/ch]                         [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]Gm[/ch]    [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nAnd only once did he use this ability[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Eb[/ch]                          [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Gm[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWith great power comes great responsibility[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]Eb[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]Eb[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nSuperman Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]G/B[/ch]\r\nJesus![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nJesus' mother gave birth to him[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWithout having sex with a dude[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nNo, she would never be that rude[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nNever even be nude with a dude[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBreeding without the opposite gender is[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCommonly known as parthenogenesis[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOther animals that don't need males[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F/G[/ch]\r\nInclude a lot of lizards and various snails[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSuperman Komodo Dragon Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJesus![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nJesus can communicate with the deceased[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am/G[/ch]\r\nLike Psychic Sally[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Fmaj7[/ch]\r\nJesus lives forever, which is pretty odd[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut not as odd as his fetish for drinking blood[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Bbm[/ch]\r\nJesus is in more than one place at a time[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Bbm/G#[/ch]\r\nLike an electron or Schrodinger's feline[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#maj7[/ch]\r\nJesus pulled off that water walking miracle[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Bbm/G#[/ch]\r\nHe was as handy as an amphibious vehicle[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]Bbm[/ch]                        [ch]Bbm/G#[/ch]          [ch]F#maj7[/ch]\r\nJesus had bare feet, long hair, and a beard[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bbm/F[/ch]\r\nBut I'm not saying it's me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F#maj7[/ch]                     [ch]G#6[/ch]\r\nI'm not saying that I am Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#maj7[/ch]                     [ch]G#6[/ch]\r\nI'm not saying that I am Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nI am Jesus![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Woody Allen Jesus[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#m[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWoody Allen Jesus![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nPraise be to Magic Woody Allen Zombie Superman Komodo Dragon[/tab]\r\nTelepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft ‘Me’\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJesus![/tab]","plain_text":"WoodyAllen Jesus/ Tim Minchin\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTelepathic Vampire Quantum Hovercraft 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