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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1770329,"song":"Criminal","artist":"Eminem","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1770329-criminal-chords-by-eminem/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1770329?type=chord","rating":4.86218,"votes":10,"content":"[tab]-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\n                             Criminal - Eminem\r\n-------------------------------------------------------------------------------\r\nTabbed by: SmoothPlaying\r\nE-mail:robin1@vr-web.de[/tab]\r\n\r\nTuning: Standard\r\n\r\nOn the internet I`ve seen many wrong chord progressions on the song, so I here`s the correct one.\r\n\r\nI`ve always seen Em C#m C Em , which is basically true, but it`s not a C#m, but a C#dim.\r\n\r\nIt`s because of the high g, which is repeated in every chord.\r\n\r\nSo I play the rhythm like:\r\n\r\n   [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]C#dim[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]     \r\n\r\n[tab]e|---------------------3-------3-------3-------3-------------------|\r\nB|-----8-------8-------5-------5-------5-------5-------8-------8---|\r\nG|-----9-------9-------6-------6-------5-------5-------9-------9---|\r\nD|-----9-------9---------------------------------------9-------9---|\r\nA|-7-------7-7-----4-------4-4-----3-------3-3-----7-------7-7-----|\r\nE|-----------------------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\nI rated it intermediate, because C#dim is quite difficult to get on so fast :)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Eminem]\r\nA lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questions\r\nA lot of people think that.. what I say on records\r\nor what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life\r\nor that I believe in it\r\nOr if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..\r\nI'm actually gonna do it\r\nor that I believe in it\r\nWell, shit.. if you believe that\r\nthen I'll kill you\r\nYou know why?\r\nCause I'm a\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nCRIMINAL[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nCRIMINAL[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou god damn right[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nI'm a CRIMINAL[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYeah, I'm a CRIMINAL[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Eminem]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nMy words are like a dagger with a jagged edge[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nThat'll stab you in the head[/tab]\r\nwhether you're a fag or lez\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nOr the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nPants or dress - hate fags? The answer's \"yes\"[/tab]\r\nHomophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nStaring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulging (Ooh!)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat's my motherfucking balls, you'd better let go of em[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThey belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em[/tab]\r\nHey, it's me, Versace\r\nWhoops, somebody shot me!\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nAnd I was just checking the mail[/tab]\r\nGet it? Checking the 'male'?\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nHow many records you expecting to sell[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nafter your second LP sends you directly to jail?[/tab]\r\nC'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nRight, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nPlease Lord, this boy needs Jesus[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHeal this child, help us destroy these demons[/tab]\r\nOh, and please send me a brand new car\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nAnd a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nPreacher preacher, fifth grade teacher[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou can't reach me, my mom can't neither[/tab]\r\nYou can't teach me a goddamn thing cause\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nI watch TV, and Comcast cable[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nand you ain't able to stop these thoughts[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nYou can't stop me from topping these charts[/tab]\r\nAnd you can't stop me from dropping each March\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nwith a brand new CD for these fucking retards[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDuhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nMr. \"Don't Give A Fuck,\" still won't leave[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI'm a CRIMINAL[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                                                            [ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nCause every time I write a rhyme, these people think it's a crime[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                                             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nto tell em what's on my mind - I guess I'm a CRIMINAL[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                                               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nbut I don't gotta say a word, I just flip em the bird[/tab]\r\nand keep going, I don't take shit from no one\r\n\r\n[Eminem]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nMy mother did drugs - hard-liquor, cigarettes, and speed[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nThe baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nDon't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me[/tab]\r\nI'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nBut how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo as I got older and I got a lot taller[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nMy dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger[/tab]\r\nI drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nthan you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word ...[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nMy morals went thhbbpp when the president got oral[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSex in his Oval Office on top of his desk[/tab]\r\nOff of his own employee\r\nNow don't ignore me, you won't avoid me\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nYou can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired[/tab]\r\nand my nose is pointy\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nin plane crashes and laughs[/tab]\r\nAs long as it ain't happened to him\r\nSlim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\n-inem and Kim combined - [*kch*] the maniac's in[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nReplacing the doctor cause Dre couldn't make it today[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nHe's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place[/tab]\r\n(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nDon't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nI told you Dre, you should've kept that thang put away[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?[/tab]\r\nI'm a CRIMINAL\r\n\r\n(Just play the chords while they interlude)\r\n\r\n\r\n[Interlude Skit]\r\nAight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker\r\nget the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there\r\n[Eminem] Aight\r\nI'll be right here waiting on you\r\n[Eminem] Aight\r\nYo Em\r\n[Eminem] What?!\r\nDon't kill nobody this time\r\n[Eminem] Awwright... god damn, fuck...\r\n(whistling) how you doin'?\r\n[Teller] HI, how can I help you?\r\n[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl\r\n[Teller] Okay\r\n[Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitch\r\nand I won't kill you!\r\n[Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill me\r\n[Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit looking around...\r\n[Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me...\r\n[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you\r\nHurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!\r\n\r\n\r\n[Eminem]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWindows tinted on my ride when I drive in it[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nSo when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo I'll be disguised in it[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd if anybody identifies the guy in it[/tab]\r\nI'll hide for five minutes\r\nCome back, shoot the eyewitness\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nFire at the private eye hired to pry in my business[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nDie, bitches, bastards, brats, pets[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThis puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet [*dog whines*][/tab]\r\nIf I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\ntuck my dick in between my legs and cluck[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou motherfucking chickens ain't brave enough[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nto say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut [*tape unrolls*][/tab]\r\nShit, half the shit I say, I just make it up\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C#dim[/ch]\r\nTo make you mad so kiss my white naked ass[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd if it's not a rapper that I make it as[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask[/tab]\r\n\r\nChorus * 2","plain_text":"Tuning: Standard\n\nOn the internet I`ve seen many wrong chord progressions on the song, so I here`s the correct one.\n\nI`ve always seen Em C#m C Em , which is basically true, but it`s not a C#m, but a C#dim.\n\nIt`s because of the high g, which is repeated in every chord.\n\nSo I play the rhythm like:\n\n   Em              C#dim           C               Em     \n\n\n\nI rated it intermediate, because C#dim is quite difficult to get on so fast :)\n\n\n[Eminem]\nA lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questions\nA lot of people think that.. what I say on records\nor what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life\nor that I believe in it\nOr if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that..\nI'm actually gonna do it\nor that I believe in it\nWell, shit.. if you believe that\nthen I'll kill you\nYou know why?\nCause I'm a\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Eminem]\n\n\n\nwhether you're a fag or lez\n\n\n\n\nHomophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic\n\n\n\n\n\n\nHey, it's me, Versace\nWhoops, somebody shot me!\n\n\nGet it? Checking the 'male'?\n\n\n\n\nC'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOh, and please send me a brand new car\n\n\n\n\n\n\nYou can't teach me a goddamn thing cause\n\n\n\n\n\n\nAnd you can't stop me from dropping each March\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand keep going, I don't take shit from no one\n\n[Eminem]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm a CRIMINAL - an animal caged who turned crazed\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOff of his own employee\nNow don't ignore me, you won't avoid me\n\n\nand my nose is pointy\n\n\n\n\nAs long as it ain't happened to him\nSlim Shady, I'm as crazy as Em\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Mm-mm-mmm!) Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'm a CRIMINAL\n\n(Just play the chords while they interlude)\n\n\n[Interlude Skit]\nAight look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker\nget the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there\n[Eminem] Aight\nI'll be right here waiting on you\n[Eminem] Aight\nYo Em\n[Eminem] What?!\nDon't kill nobody this time\n[Eminem] Awwright... god damn, fuck...\n(whistling) how you doin'?\n[Teller] HI, how can I help you?\n[Eminem] Yeah I need to make a withdrawl\n[Teller] Okay\n[Eminem] Put the fucking money in the bag bitch\nand I won't kill you!\n[Teller] What? Oh my god, don't kill me\n[Eminem] I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit looking around...\n[Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me...\n[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you\nHurry the fuck up! [*BOOM*] Thank you!\n\n\n[Eminem]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nI'll hide for five minutes\nCome back, shoot the eyewitness\n\n\n\n\n\n\nIf I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts\n\n\n\n\n\n\nShit, half the shit I say, I just make it up\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus * 2","chords":["E","Em","C#m","C","C#dim","B","G","D","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]}}}