{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1761159,"song":"Spitting Image - The Chicken Song","artist":"Misc Television","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1761159-spitting-image-the-chicken-song-chords-by-misc-television/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1761159?type=chord","rating":4.69033,"votes":9,"content":"No 1 in the UK charts in 1986. Various key changes, as noted, throughout this song.\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nIt's the time of year now that spring is in the air[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen those two wet gits with their girly curly hair[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nMake another song for moronic holidays[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat nauseate-ate-ate in a million different ways[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                [ch]F[/ch]\r\nFrom the shores of Spain to the coast of southern France[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNo matter where you hide you just can't escape this dance[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nHold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBuy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]F[/ch]\r\nPaint your left knee green then extract your wisdom teeth[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nForm a string quartet and pretend your name is Keith[/tab]\r\n\r\nUp 1 tone\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSkin yourself alive, learn to speak Arapaho[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nClimb inside a dog and behead an eskimo[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nEat a Renault 4, wear salami in your ears[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]\r\nCasserole your gran, disembowel yourself with spears[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe disco is migrating, the sound is loud and grating[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIt's truly nauseating, let's do the dance again[/tab]\r\n\r\nUp 1 tone\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]                           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up your nose[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\nAnd there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]                     [ch]B[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nYou would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars[/tab]\r\n\r\nUp 1 tone\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]C#[/ch]       [ch]F#[/ch]                   [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nSkin yourself alive, learn to speak arapaho[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nClimb inside a dog and behead an eskimo[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nNow you've heard it once your brain will spring a leak[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F#[/ch]                       [ch]C#[/ch]             [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd though you hate this song you'll be humming it for weeks[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro] up 1/2 tone to fade\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHold a chicken in the air, stick a deck-chair up you nose[/tab]\r\n[tab]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBuy a jumbo jet and then bury all your clothes[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nLa la la la la la la la la la[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLa la la la la la la la la la la la[/tab]","plain_text":"No 1 in the UK charts in 1986. Various key changes, as noted, throughout this song.\n\n[Intro]\nC G C G\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\nUp 1 tone\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\nUp 1 tone\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\nUp 1 tone\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro] up 1/2 tone to fade","chords":["C","G","F","D","A","E","B","C#","F#"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}