{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":1689252,"song":"Joel The Lump Of Coal","artist":"The Killers","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/1689252-joel-the-lump-of-coal-chords-by-the-killers/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/1689252?type=chord","rating":4.79596,"votes":27,"content":"The Killers - Joel, The Lump Of Coal feat. Jimmy Kimmel\r\nFlat tune    [ch]A/C#[/ch] = x4222x   [ch]B7/D#[/ch] = xx1202   [ch]D/F#[/ch] = 20023x\r\n[ch]E/G#[/ch] = 422400 [ch]A#dim7[/ch] = x12020  [ch]D7/C[/ch] = x34x3x  [ch]A7[/ch] = x02020\r\n\r\nVerse 1\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]A/C#[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]                   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nSome time ago, at Santa's place up in the old North Pole[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nThere lived a lump of anthracite whose parents called him Joel[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]Bm[/ch]                  [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nJoel, Joel, the lump of coal happy as a lump can be[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\nHe just wants to keep Santa warm and make the elves cozy[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]             [ch]A/C#[/ch]              [ch]Bm[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBut Santa Claus had other plans for Joel one fateful day[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\n\"Joel, you're just the lump I need come join me on my sleigh\"[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]Bm[/ch]                  [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\nJoel, Joel, the lump of coal heart leapt up with joy,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]B7/D#[/ch]\r\nI'll soon be Santa's present to a lucky girl or boy[/tab]\r\n\r\nBridge \r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\n We'll laugh and play together and hold each other tight[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\n Snuggle under clean white sheets when we go to sleep at night[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]                               [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\n Then Santa's elves all laughed at Joel, \"you're in for a surprise[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\n You're not a special Christmas gift you're just a booby prize[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n What kid would ever want you? You're filthy as can be[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n Now you have to go and live with one who's been naughty\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]E/G#[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]A#dim7[/ch]  [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\n \"But I make heat, poor Joel cried and electricity\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D7/C[/ch]              [ch]A7[/ch]\r\n \"You pollute the air with CO2 and mercury\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nVerse 2\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n Joel, Joel, the lump of coal fell down upon his knees[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\n \"I don't wanna live with a naughty kid don't make me, Santa, please\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]A/C#[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\n But Santa laughed his jolly laugh,  \"Ho, Ho, you stupid lump[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]                 [ch]Bm[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]\r\n You're just the thing to teach this brat that Santa ain't no chump\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]A/C#[/ch]          [ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\n So off they flew and, before he knew Joel was in a sack[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]                 [ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]A[/ch]\r\n He cried and yelled to Santa Claus, \"why don't we just go back?\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nBridge \r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]\r\n And then came Christmas morning[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]                                    [ch]G[/ch]          \r\n And, much to Joel's surprise (Much to Joel's surprise)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]           \r\n He saw a boy with the saddest face[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                                [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\n And tears were in his eyes (Tears were in his eyes)[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]                         [ch]D[/ch]\r\n He picked Joel up and held him[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]                                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n And said, \"you can be my friend (Hey man, let's be friends)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]A[/ch]\r\n I would've liked some presents but[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\n You're what Santa chose to send (Santa chose to send)[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]                           [ch]D[/ch]\r\n It's true, I've been a naughty boy[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n And maybe that's a sin (Maybe that's a sin)[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                              [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n If this is how Santa treats the kids, I'm just glad that I'm not him\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nVerse 3\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]            [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n Joel, Joel, the lump of coal knew what he must do[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]\r\n He said, \"now I know the reason why I got sent to you[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A/C#[/ch]         [ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\n Cause when a person hurts inside it turns him hard and cruel[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]Bm[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]A[/ch]\r\n But I know how to make your pain into a precious jewel\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]A/C#[/ch]                   [ch]Bm[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n \"So take me in your hand, young man and squeeze with all your might[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]Bm[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]                      [ch]A[/ch]\r\n Let's turn your pain and anger into something that shines bright\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]F#m[/ch]\r\n Then Joel, Joel, the lump of coal he gave his life away[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\n Oh, one good naughty little boy get a diamond on Christmas day  [/tab]\r\n\r\nOutro  (D)   [ch]A[/ch]   |[ch]Bm[/ch]  [ch]F#m[/ch] |[ch]G[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]  |[ch]G[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]  ||[ch]D[/ch]","plain_text":"The Killers - Joel, The Lump Of Coal feat. Jimmy Kimmel\nFlat tune    A/C# = x4222x   B7/D# = xx1202   D/F# = 20023x\nE/G# = 422400 A#dim7 = x12020  D7/C = x34x3x  A7 = x02020\n\nVerse 1\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBridge \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 2\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBridge \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nVerse 3\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nOutro  (D)   A   |Bm  F#m |G   D  |G   A  ||D","chords":["A/C#","B7/D#","D/F#","E/G#","A#dim7","D7/C","A7","D","Bm","A","Em","E","F#m","G"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}