{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2881250,"song":"Grandmas Killer Fruitcake","artist":"Dr. Elmo","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11649317-grandmas-killer-fruitcake-chords-by-dr-elmo/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2881250?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe holidays were upon us[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd things were going fine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nTil the day I heard the doorbell[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch] .                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd a chill ran up my spine[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI grabbed the wife and children[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAs the postman wheeled it in[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA yearly Christmas nightmare[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch] .            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHas just come back again[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt was harder than the head of Uncle Bucky[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHeavy as a sermon of Preacher Lucky[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOne's enough to get the whole state of[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]A[/ch] .             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nKentucky a great big belly ache[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt was denser than a trove of barnyard turkeys[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTougher than a truckload of all beef jerky[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDrier than a drought in Albuquerque[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGrandma's killer fruitcake[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nNow, I had to swallow some marginal fare[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAt our famiy feast[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI even downed Aunt Possum Pie[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch] .              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJust to keep the family peace[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI winced at Wilma's Gizzard Mousse[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nBut said it tasted fine[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut, that lethal weapon Grandma baked[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch] .              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIs where I drawn the line[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt was harder than the head of Uncle Bucky[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHeavy as a sermon of Preacher Lucky[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOne's enough to get the whole state of[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]A[/ch] .          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nKentucky a great big belly ache[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt was denser than a trove of barnyard turkeys[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTougher than a truckload of all beef jerky[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nDrier than a drought in Albuquerque[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]                 [ch]D[/ch]\r\nGrandma's killer fruitcakE[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt's early Christmas Morning The phone rings us awake[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch] .              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's granma pa she wants to know  How'd we like her cake[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch] .                                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWell grandma, I nevcer, Uh we couldn't, It was unbeliveable thats for shure[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                                  [ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWhat's that you say, Oh no grandma, Puh-leez don't send us more.[/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]","chords":["G","C","A","D"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}