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Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2866685,"song":"Those Arent My Pants","artist":"Mike Daugherty","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11647406-those-arent-my-pants-chords-by-mike-daugherty/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2866685?type=chord","rating":0.10835,"votes":0,"content":"[Verse]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                                                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nJimmy jumped out of bed and he threw on some clothes and he hurried out into the street[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt was 3:45 in the morning and just who did lil Jimmy meet[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                                                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIt was a big po-lice man who grabbed Jimmy’s hand and he said that you’re coming with me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]                                                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe copper followed his nose and he searched Jimmy’s clothes and then his eyes lit up with glee[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]                                                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo Jimmy searched and he strained and he tried to explain all the stuff that the po-po had found[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]                                                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut they didn’t believe—they just couldn’t conceive and wrestled him to the ground[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]C[/ch]                                                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThough his memory was poor, Jimmy told them some more and he tried to make them see[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]                                                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat his words were not fake and this was all a mistake, and they should all just let him be...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThose aren’t my pants![/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat’s not my ice![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI mean I smoke some pot sometimes because it makes me feel real nice.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat’s not my bowl![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nI’m not that way![/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThose aren’t my pants![/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis just ain’t my day![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]                                                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\nA few hours later, in a new set of clothes, Jimmy got to be on TV.[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                                                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThe Judge read him his rights, gave him a lawyer, and explained all the penalties.[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                                                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJimmy’s face got all pale as the Judge set his bail, and called out another dude’s case,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]                                                                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut Jimmy stood and he shouted, told that Judge all about it as the tears ran down his face.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThose aren’t my pants![/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat’s not my ice![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI mean I smoke some pot sometimes, because it makes me feel real nice.[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat’s not my bowl![/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI’m not that way![/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThose aren’t my pants![/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis just ain’t my day![/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThose aren’t my pants![/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat’s not my ice![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                                                               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI mean I smoke some pot sometimes, Your Honor, because it makes me feel real nice.[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThat’s not my bowl![/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI’m not that way![/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThose aren’t my pants![/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis just ain’t my day![/tab]","plain_text":"[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]","chords":["G","D","C","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}