{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2856023,"song":"Macho Moisturiser","artist":"The Pigs","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11645904-macho-moisturiser-chords-by-the-pigs/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2856023?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]G#m[/ch] [ch]A#m[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n[ch]E[/ch] [ch]A#m[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBig Old Bruce wore moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                             [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe was the biggest man in town[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                              [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBuilt like a big old cement truck[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                   [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nSkin like the softest part of a duck[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G#m[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd he wore macho moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nSheep dip moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nG.I. Joe moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nFire truck moisturiser[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                         [ch]A#m[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBruce could drop a man with just one kick in the nuts[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                           [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe never fought by any rules[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G#m[/ch]                 [ch]A#m[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]\r\nHe could wrestle a croc with his bare hands[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]B[/ch]                                  [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nStill everybody guessed he sprayed on tan[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G#m[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nAnd he wore macho moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nSheep dip moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nG.I. Joe moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nFire truck moisturiser[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHe had a secret skin care regime[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nHe only shared with his girl Jeanne[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]\r\nFor a couple o' months they were quite the couple[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nHer skin was soft his hands were supple[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G#m[/ch] [ch]A#m[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n[ch]E[/ch] [ch]A#m[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n[ch]G#m[/ch] [ch]A#m[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n[ch]E[/ch] [ch]A#m[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                         [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOne night as they exfoliated[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                 [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThree young men came calling round[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBruce and Jeannie's hands were bound[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                 [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nThe men took everything they found[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                               [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBruce's paws were clawed with rage[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                                [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe cried \"I'll track you down, and kill you all.\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                           [ch]E[/ch]\r\nBut they set fire to the place[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                 [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nAnd left them tied up on the floor[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nOh, but Bruce's hands were lubricated[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nHe slipped free of the bonds they made[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd now his freedom reinstated[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]\r\nJeannie he emancipated[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nBroke them out in desperation[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nWiped a drop of perspiration[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                                                [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nFrom his brow, kissed the ground, and thanked God[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D#[/ch]\r\nFor his frequent application[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G#m[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]\r\nOf macho moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nSheep dip moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G#m[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nG.I. Joe moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]B[/ch]                 [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nFire truck moisturiser[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nMountaineer (Moisturiser)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nFishing Gear (Moisturiser)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nA working man (Moisturiser)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]\r\nPanel van (Moisturiser)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]\r\nCharles Bronson (Moisturiser)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]\r\nChuck Norris (Moisturiser)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                          [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nA tilt train, steam train (Moisturiser, Moisturiser)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                      [ch]E[/ch]\r\nSteel capped, full fat (Moisturiser, Moisturiser)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]                              [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nBear shooting, hippie booting, barbecuing, gutter puking[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m[/ch]                             [ch]E[/ch]\r\nPorno stashing, kicking assen (Moisturiser, Moisturiser)[/tab]\r\nN.C\r\nYep, that big old Bruce, he never dried up.","plain_text":"[Intro]\nG#m A#m B\nE A#m B E\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\nG#m A#m B\nE A#m B E\nG#m A#m B\nE A#m B E\n\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nN.C\nYep, that big old Bruce, he never dried up.","chords":["G#m","A#m","B","E","F#","G","D#","A","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}