{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2814296,"song":"Never Google Your Symptoms","artist":"Henrik Widegren","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11639466-never-google-your-symptoms-chords-by-henrik-widegren/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2814296?type=chord","rating":4.17539,"votes":4,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOne evening, my father said: My son[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'm dying and soon I'll be gone[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut before my final farewell:[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nHear me. And hear me well[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nDo whatever you want to do[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nHave a plan or roll the dice[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBut one thing is strictly taboo[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nPlease, follow my advice[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNever google your symptoms[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat is my only prescription[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou get a hundred diagnoses[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd medieval prognoses[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nEvery sign is a serious condition[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIf you google 'cough' and 'diagnosis'[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou have got tuberculosis[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd if you google 'fever and red'[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYou've got Ebola and soon will be dead[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd if you google 'I've a runny nose'[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIt's CSF, your brain is leaking juice![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd if you google itch and prognosis:[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnaphylactic shock or psychosis[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSo never google your symptoms[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]\r\nSeldom it brings any wisdom[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYou want to discover[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut you might uncover[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat you have an extra chromosome[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSo this is what I heard my father say[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd then he closed his eyes and passed away[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThe autopsy report was very clear[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]B[/ch]\r\nDeath from hypochondric fear[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWhich is custom[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWhen you google[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nYour symptoms[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\nNever google your symptoms[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nThe hit list is never awesome[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nPain in your left arm?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nHeart attack alarm![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDo you feel a little weak? Yes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou've got ALS![/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf you have a slight anemia[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou've got leukemia![/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAre you a little crazy?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYou've got ADHD[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo never, ever google[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nYour symptoms![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]G[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [ch]D[/ch]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nG C D Em\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG C D Em\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG C D Em\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG C D","chords":["G","C","D","Em","Am","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}