{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2797052,"song":"Uncle Ben Swallowed His False Teeth","artist":"The Moron Brothers","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11636854-uncle-ben-swallowed-his-false-teeth-chords-by-the-moron-brothers/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2797052?type=chord","rating":4.58174,"votes":3,"content":"      Uncle Ben Swallowed His False Teeth       Moron Bros.\r\n\r\n[Intro]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                                                    [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nIt was on one hot summer afternoon, & we thought we had it made,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G7[/ch]                                                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWe'd had our fill of a big country meal, we's a napping around in the shade,[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]                                                   [ch]F[/ch]\r\nOur Uncle Ben was a big fat man, soon he fell fast asleep,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G7[/ch]                                                                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHe snored & he wheezed & he coughed & he sneezed & he swallowed his false teeth.[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                                                                  [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nWell he jumped up & got blue in the face & we knew there was something wrong,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G7[/ch]                                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen he got bug eyed & we all realized, his false teeth was gone,[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                                            [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nUncle Ben cried to Aunt Judy, “Lord what am I gonna do,”[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G7[/ch]                                                                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm gonna starve to death 'cause I'm afraid to eat & if I could well I couldn't even chew,[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                                                             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nI know they're gonna have to cut me open,  take me to old Doc. Glass,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G7[/ch]                                                                               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThen ya aught-ta heard him holler when he charged him $20 said “You just have to let 'em pass.”[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F[/ch]                                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\n Doctor said it was a sticky situation,   Didn't want to do an operation,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]G7[/ch]                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\n Said it's good for ending constipation,   Complication of the bowels,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\n Putting him into a laxative state,   Big old bill explains the daze,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G7[/ch]                                            [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\n Didn't know how long it'd take,   'Till they chewed their way out.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                                                                   [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nUncle Ben was ashamed to smile without his teeth, a little embarrassed no doubt,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G7[/ch]                                                                                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHe kept asking Aunt Judy what the Dr. meant when they said they'll have to chew their way out,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                                                                               [ch]F[/ch]\r\nHe didn't go to church with Aunt Judy very much but now he felt like he needed to pray,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G7[/ch]                                                                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo he got on his knees and asked the good Lord please,  “Let there be another way.”[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                                                                        [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nNext morning we thought we heard a wildcat scream but it was just our Uncle Ben,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G7[/ch]                                                              [ch]C[/ch]\r\nHe broke & run 'till the outhouse was groaning, “Lord I'm a dying again,”[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]                                                               [ch]F[/ch]\r\nAunt Judy went to check on him & they was gone for the longest while,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G7[/ch]                                                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhen the door flew open he said  “Fix me some breakfast,”  wearing a big old smile.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F[/ch]                                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\n Doctor said it was a sticky situation,   Didn't want to do an operation,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]G7[/ch]                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\n Said it's good for ending constipation,   Complication of the bowels,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\n Putting him into a laxative state,   Big old bill explains the daze,[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G7[/ch]                                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\n Didn't know how long it'd take,   'Till they chewed their way out.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]G7[/ch]                                                     [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSaid a little bitty prayer for Uncle Ben and things they worked out in the end.[/tab]","plain_text":"Uncle Ben Swallowed His False Teeth       Moron Bros.\n\n[Intro]\nC\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]","chords":["C","G7","F"],"chord_diagrams":{"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]}}}