{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2792164,"song":"My Old Heart 2019","artist":"Stephen Lynch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11636112-my-old-heart-2019-chords-by-stephen-lynch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2792164?type=chord","rating":4.86755,"votes":10,"content":"                                       S T E P H E N   L Y N C H\r\n                   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+\r\n[tab]                   +---------------------------------------------------------------+[/tab]\r\n                              2. A (Birthday) Song For You\r\nTuning: E (Standard)\r\n[tab] CHORDS:\r\n     [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]C#m[/ch]    [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----0-----x-----4-----0-----3---|\r\nB]---2-----3-----4-----5-----0-----0---|\r\nG]---2-----2-----4-----6-----1-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----2-----4-----6-----2-----0---|\r\nA]---0-----0-----2-----4-----2-----2---|\r\nE]---------------------------0-----3---|[/tab]\r\n INTRO:\r\n||: [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  When I'm    dead and gone[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]            [ch]C#m[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Before I'm    buried,   promise me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Give my   eyes to science[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]        [ch]C#m[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Then a    blind man, he might see[/tab]\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Pump my blood through new veins[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]        [ch]C#m[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  May it    answer someone's prayers[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Anyone not breathing[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]C#m[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Let these    lungs give him air[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  But leave me my old heart[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                           [ch]C#m[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Asus4[/ch]\r\n  It's useless, don't they know[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]    ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n  That you broke it long ago?[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Fuck it, grab a kidney[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]           [ch]C#m[/ch]      [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Give some    bald kid my hair[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Couples not conceiving[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]          [ch]C#m[/ch]               [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Throw my    sweet jizz all up in there[/tab]\r\n VERSE 4:\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Transplant my back fat[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]         [ch]C#m[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Sell my    gold teeth to get rich[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Pull out my large intestine[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]        [ch]C#m[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Make a    jump rope out' that bitch[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Oh, just leave me my old heart[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                    [ch]C#m[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Asus4[/ch]\r\n 'Cause it's dead anyway[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]     ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n  Since you fucked my cousin Ray-Ray[/tab]\r\n|| [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] ||\r\n INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE:\r\n|| [ch]C#m[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]E[/ch] / / / | [ch]C#m[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]B[/ch] / / / |\r\n | [ch]C#m[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]E[/ch] / / / | [ch]B[/ch] / / / | [ch]A[/ch] / / [ch]Asus4[/ch] | [ch]A[/ch] / / [ch]G[/ch] |\r\n | [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] ||\r\n VERSE 5:\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Donate  all my fingers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]            [ch]C#m[/ch]         [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Except for this one, this one's yours[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  My kneecaps might   come in handy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]      [ch]C#m[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  When    Ray-Ray's got you on all fours[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Oh, just leave me my old heart[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]C#m[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]Asus4[/ch]\r\n  I need it one the day[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                               [ch]G[/ch]    ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n  The day I fuck Ray-Ray's bae named AJ[/tab]\r\n OUTRO:\r\n||: [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] | [ch]E[/ch] / / [ch]A[/ch] :|| (x2)\r\n || [ch]E[/ch]       ||\r\nTuning: E (Standard)\r\n[tab] CHORDS:\r\n     [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]Bm[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Em7[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]*   [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----0-----2-----2-----0-----3-----3-----3---|\r\nB]---2-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|\r\nG]---2-----2-----4-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----2-----4-----0-----2-----2-----0-----0---|\r\nA]---0-----0-----2-----------------2-----2-----x---|\r\nE]---------------------------------0-----3-----2---|[/tab]\r\n[tab] INTRO (repeated throughout various sections of the song):\r\n    [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\ne]--------------3p0------------------2--0-----------|\r\nB]-----3--------------3-----------3-----------3-----|\r\nG]-----------2-----------2-----0-----------------0--|\r\nD]--0-----------------------2-----------------------| (x4)\r\nA]--------------------------------------------------|\r\nE]--------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]D[/ch] / / / | [ch]Em7[/ch] / / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Maggots eat your rotting flesh up[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Flies lay their eggs in your hair[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Bones will turn to dust and ashes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]             [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  And the universe won't care[/tab]\r\n PRE-CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]*\r\n  You'll   de-     -cay[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]*\r\n  And all that you've done fade away[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]  [ch]Em7[/ch]*   [ch]Asus4[/ch]\r\n  I guess what I'm trying to say,          is[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Happy Birthday[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Happy Birthday[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]D[/ch] / / / | [ch]Em7[/ch] / / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Living is a brutal struggle[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Slogging toward some endless nap[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Soon the sun will boil the oceans[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Here's a gift card from the GAP[/tab]\r\n PRE-CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]     [ch]Em7[/ch]*\r\n  We suf-  -fer,    we ache[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]       [ch]Em7[/ch]*\r\n  We've all got the death march to make[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]        [ch]Em7[/ch]*     [ch]Asus4[/ch]\r\n  Life's pointless but, hey, who wants cake?[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Happy Birthday[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Happy Birthday[/tab]\r\n BRIDGE:\r\n[tab]           [ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  Another year, another year, another year and another year[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Bm[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  Then another year, another year, another year and another year[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]\r\n  Then another year, then another year, then another year, then another year[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]A[/ch]         ([ch]D[/ch])\r\n  Then another year, then another year, then another year, then another fucking year[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]D[/ch] / / / | [ch]Em7[/ch] / / / :|| (x4)\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Red balloons and paper streamers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]              [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Party hat on top' your head[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Make a wish and blow out candles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  That reminds me, God is dead[/tab]\r\n PRE-CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]*\r\n  And so     are      we[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]    [ch]Em7[/ch]*\r\n  We're nothing eventu-    -ally[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]Gmaj7/F#[/ch]      [ch]Em7[/ch]*     [ch]Asus4[/ch]\r\n  The cat calendar is from me[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Happy Birthday[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Happy Birthday[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Happy Birthday[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  Happy Birthday...[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  To you (and Mandy Moore)[/tab]\r\nTuning: E (Standard), Capo 3rd Fret\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:\r\n     [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]D/F#[/ch]   [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----2----(2)----0-----3---|\r\nB]---1-----3-----3-----0-----0---|\r\nG]---0-----2-----2-----0-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---|\r\nA]---3-----------x-----2-----2---|\r\nE]---------------2-----0-----3---|[/tab]\r\n INTRO:\r\n||: [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]D/F#[/ch] / | [ch]G[/ch] / [ch]C[/ch] / | [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]D/F#[/ch] / | [ch]G[/ch] / / / :|| (x2)\r\n|| [ch]G[/ch] / / / ||\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]D/F#[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  It's time to hang   up my G-string[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]D/F#[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  It's time to throw those   chaps away[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]D/F#[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  My skin is sagging, my tan is faded[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]D/F#[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  My stuff is old and grey[/tab]\r\n|| [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]D/F#[/ch] / | [ch]G[/ch] / [ch]C[/ch] / | [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]D/F#[/ch] / | [ch]G[/ch] / / / ||\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]D/F#[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Exotic dancing was my calling[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]D/F#[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Bionic hips and thunder dick[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]D/F#[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  But Father Time, he bought a private dance[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D/F#[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  And it was over quick[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Goodbye bachelorette shows[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Goodbye soccer     mom's dirty thrills[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\n  Goodbye monthly gay nights[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  And goodbye crank and pills[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Bought with sweaty dollar bills[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]D/F#[/ch] / | [ch]G[/ch] / [ch]C[/ch] / | [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]D/F#[/ch] / | [ch]G[/ch] / / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]D/F#[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  The younger dancers started teasing[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                 [ch]D/F#[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  They called me \"Gramp's leather sack\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]D/F#[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I hit the stage with righteous fury[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]D/F#[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  ...and threw out my back[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Goodbye suggestive thrusting[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Goodbye \"Thong Song\" giving me chills[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\n  Goodbye classy bow tie[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Oh, and matching vest with frills[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Bought with sweaty dollar bills[/tab]\r\n BRIDGE:\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Now I must lose my pretensions[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Bronzer and blonde hair extensions[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I'll miss the people and places[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Grinding in drunk ladies' faces[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]D[/ch] / / / | / / / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / / | / / / / :|| (x3)\r\n||  [ch]D[/ch] / / / | / / / / | / / / / |          ||\r\n VERSE 4:\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]     [ch]D/F#[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  So I toss my leather armband[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]D/F#[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  And   feather earring to the floor[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]D/F#[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  A single tear streaks my cheek as[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]       [ch]D/F#[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I walk out the door[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Hello reinvention[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Hello learning   new skills[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\n  Hello younger dancers[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I'll sell you crank and pills[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  For your sweaty dollar bills[/tab]\r\nTuning: E (Standard)\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED:\r\n     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----0-----0-----2-----3---|\r\nB]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---|\r\nG]---2-----0-----0-----2-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---|\r\nA]---0-----3-----2-----------2---|\r\nE]---------------------------3---|[/tab]\r\n INTRO:\r\n|| [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] | [ch]G[/ch] / [ch]C[/ch] ||\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  \"Omaha\"?  \"Bluebird\"?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  She's got her whole fist inside me and I forgot my safe word[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Is it \"Hamilton\"?   Or \"Aaron Burr\"?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Every time I get it wrong, it's another inch deeper, oh Jesus...[/tab]\r\n|| [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] | [ch]G[/ch] / [ch]C[/ch] ||\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Is it \"Cumberbatch\"?   Or \"Babadook\"?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  It's kinda hard to concentrate when you're hanging from an old meat hook[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Is it \"stop\"?   Why would it be?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I asked her for a hint but she just took a piss on me, oh Jesus...[/tab]\r\n|| [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] | [ch]G[/ch] / [ch]C[/ch] ||\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Maybe it's \"rock\"?   Maybe it's \"roll\"?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Maybe it's \"Please don't slide that rod into my penis hole\"?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  It's not \"help\",   it's not \"dear God\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I found that one out when she hit me with the cattle prod, oh Jesus...[/tab]\r\n BRIDGE:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]     ([ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch])\r\n  Now I feel so empty, and torn up inside[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Not from guilt but from that fist she made me ride[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  It's still in there, it's not going until the safe word, I be knowing[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  But I'm blanking, and she's laughing, and her forearm's about half in[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  And this was my first time, I'm newly Christened[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]G[/ch]                       [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  When she talked safe words, I should've listened[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  But I was distracted, watch her undressing[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  The fuck am I singing? Get back to guessing[/tab]\r\n|| [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]D[/ch] | [ch]G[/ch] / [ch]C[/ch] ||\r\n VERSE 5/OUTRO:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Is it \"whip\"?   Is it \"plume\"?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]D[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]                           [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Is it \"chair\"? No, I know it's not, I'm just naming shit that I see in this room[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  I give up,   \"S.O.S.\"[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  She's got her high heel on my throat and now I'm losing conscious-[/tab]\r\n5.                                           D e n i a l\r\nTuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:\r\n     [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----2-----0-----1-----3---|\r\nB]---1-----3-----0-----1-----0---|\r\nG]---0-----2-----0-----2-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----0-----2-----3-----0---|\r\nA]---3-----------2-----3-----2---|\r\nE]---------------0-----1-----3---|[/tab]\r\n INTRO:\r\n||: [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]F[/ch] / | [ch]C[/ch] / / / | [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]F[/ch] / | [ch]C[/ch] / / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab]               [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  I bought my first full-length mirror[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Set it up and stood there naked looking at myself[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  And now I want to blow my brains out[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  The man I was has been replaced, now out of shape[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]Em[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  A growing waistline, big love handles, lady hips[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Man, what is that about?[/tab]\r\n PRE-CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I was wrong for all these years[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Trusting my houses other mirrors[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  Now the truth is clear as day[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                                 [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  I've got to throw that full-length one away...[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]  ([ch]F[/ch])       [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I'm in denial, denial[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Yeah, I'm in denial, denial[/tab]\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Driving down the street, I pass the hourly hotel[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  And saw my wife inside a room with some guy[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  She was getting paid[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Straight into the room, I flew, and said[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                  [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  \"I can't believe that you have taken on a second job here[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  as a hotel maid\"[/tab]\r\n PRE-CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  What a selfless act of love[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  You're my angel from above[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  She said \"Yeah, sure, and this is John\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]                                [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  As she pulled her underwear back on...[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]  ([ch]F[/ch])       [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I'm in denial, denial[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Yeah, I'm in denial, denial[/tab]\r\n[tab]                          [ch]Em[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Man, just shut up and smile, smile[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n 'Cause it's safer in deni-i-al[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]F[/ch] / | [ch]C[/ch] / / / | [ch]Em[/ch] / [ch]F[/ch] / | [ch]C[/ch] / / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  2016 was Orlando and Harambe and Aleppo[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  And Mohammed Ali, Prince and Shandling, dead at 66[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  England's shocking vote for Brexit, Bowie made his final exit[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Man, I thought this year so far has sucked a bunch of dicks[/tab]\r\n PRE-CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Surely the rest will turn out great[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Cut to Tuesday, November 8[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\n  I laughed, his odds are none to slim[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]                               [ch]F[/ch]\r\n  Who'd be shit enough to vote for him[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab]  ([ch]F[/ch])         [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I was in denial, denial[/tab]\r\n[tab]                      [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Now we're all in denial, denial[/tab]\r\n[tab]                              [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Man, this fucking world is vile, it's vile[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  But it's safer in deni-i-al[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  It's safer in deni-i-al[/tab]\r\nTuning: E (Standard)\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED:\r\n     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----0-----3---|\r\nB]---1-----1-----0---|\r\nG]---2-----0-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----2-----0---|\r\nA]---0-----3-----2---|\r\nE]---------------3---|[/tab]\r\n INTRO:\r\n||: [ch]G[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  The hum of a few honey bees[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Barely the whisper of a magnolia breeze[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Ci- -cadas chirp in their trees[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Summer Song,    Summer Song[/tab]\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Cold lemonade every night[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Why don't we skinny-dip in the moonlight?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Swat my sweaty neck - mosquito bite[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Summer Song,    Summer Song[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]G[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Kids all barefoot, short bridges[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  I watch them running through fields and ditches[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Oh Lord this mosquito bite itches[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Summer Song,    Summer Song[/tab]\r\n VERSE 4:\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Okay this is no mosquito bite[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  It's swollen up and infected, and I don't feel right[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Must have been a spider or some poisonous mite[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Summer Song,    Summer Song[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]G[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 5:\r\n[tab]  [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  I require immediate care[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Somebody call an ambulance please[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Homemade ice cream and tire swings[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Summer Song,    Summer Song[/tab]\r\n VERSE 6:\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  I feel like my blood is on fire[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Sweet baby Jesus, my blood is on fire[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Swimming hole and my blood is on fire[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Summer Song,    fire blood[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]G[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 7:\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Where the fuck is that ambulance?[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  I am becoming seriously concerned[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  I'm also starting to hallucinate[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Summer squash,    Cumberbatch[/tab]\r\n VERSE 8:\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  I can't believe this is how it ends[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Please tell me ex-wife I still lover her[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  I don't even care about her and Ray-Ray[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  ...Yes, I do,    summer whore[/tab]\r\n VERSE 9:\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  I should have hung out more with my kids[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Especially Todd, who's had a rough time[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Methamphetamine's a son of a bitch[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Skinny jeans,     Shonda Rhimes[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]G[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / :|| (x2)\r\n BRIDGE:\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Oh my God, I'm burning up, I'm burning up[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  My blood is on fire, my blood is on fire[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I don't wanna die, wanna die, don't wanna die, but I'm gonna die[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  And I'm coming, I'm coming, sweet Jesus, I'm coming![/tab]\r\n OUTRO:\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  So here we are two hours later[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Turns out I just had low blood sugar[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  The paramedics gave me cold lemonade[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  And laughed at me,     which was wrong[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Called me \"pussy\",    but I am strong[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  And I will sing     my Summer Song[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  My Summer Song[/tab]\r\n7.                                 T e r r i b l e   G h o s t\r\nTuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:\r\n     [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]Asus4[/ch]   [ch]Bb[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]Em7[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]   [ch]Gsus4[/ch]  [ch]G7/F[/ch]  [ch]G/D[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----0-----x-----0-----1-----0-----3-----1----(3)---(3)----3-----3---|\r\nB]---1-----3-----3-----1-----3-----0-----3-----1-----3-----1-----3-----3---|\r\nG]---2-----2-----3-----0-----2-----0-----0-----2-----0-----0-----0-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----2-----3-----2-----0-----2-----2-----3-----0-----0-----0-----0---|\r\nA]---0-----0-----1-----3-----------2-----2-----3-----2-----2-----x---------|\r\nE]---------------------------------0-----0-----1-----3-----3-----1---------|[/tab]\r\n INTRO:\r\n||: [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / / | [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / [ch]Asus4[/ch] :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]                  [ch]Am[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Oh, I can't even wish for death, 'cause I drew my last breath[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]Asus4[/ch]\r\n  About a thousand years ago[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  And now all I can do is roam around somebody else's home[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Haunting people I don't know[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I get sad every night[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]Gsus4[/ch]\r\n  And I look bad wearing white[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                 ([ch]C[/ch])\r\n  I'm a terrible ghost[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / / | [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / / :||\r\n  A really terrible ghost\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]                                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  How I wish that I could quit, 'cause I hate all this spooky shit[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]Asus4[/ch]\r\n  I'd rather smoke a bowl instead[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I don't mean to be untoward, but man, fuck a Ouija board[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  I think I'll just go back to bed[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  And have a cry, watch TV[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]Gsus4[/ch]\r\n  My dad was right, he always said I'd be[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                  ([ch]C[/ch])\r\n  Such a terrible ghost[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / / | [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]F[/ch] / :||\r\n BRIDGE:\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I dream every night that I've learned how[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  To scare a child or two[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  But then, when I wake up, I realise[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Dm[/ch]                 [ch]Bb[/ch]                 ([ch]C[/ch])\r\n  I still don't know boo about being a ghost[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / / | [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / / :||\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  All the other ghosts are dicks, cruel to me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]                      [ch]Asus4[/ch]\r\n  Don't get me started on those chicks, they see right through me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]Asus4[/ch]  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Man, when is it over, this sad,  sad  song?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Oh, eternity? Cool,    that's not very long[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I don't care, I'm too forlorn[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  It's not fair, I never asked to be born[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G7/F[/ch]          [ch]Em7[/ch]\r\n  And dead, then undead[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G/D[/ch]                   ([ch]C[/ch])\r\n  Like I said, I'm a terrible ghost[/tab]\r\n OUTRO:\r\n|| [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / / | [ch]C[/ch] / [ch]Em[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / / / | [ch]C[/ch]       ||\r\n  A really terrible ghost, fuck you dad\r\nTuning: E (Standard) Capo 2nd Fret\r\n[tab] CHORDS [relative to capo]:\r\n     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----0-----0-----2-----3---|\r\nB]---1-----1-----1-----3-----0---|\r\nG]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----2-----0-----0-----0---|\r\nA]---0-----3-----2-----------2---|\r\nE]---------------------------3---|[/tab]\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Pokemon, X-Men, here we go a-goddamn-gain...[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  With those queer tattoos, those with queer tattoos[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Stars and stripes on an eagle's breast, let them foreigners know who's best[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  At queer tattoos,   Ameri-queer tattoos[/tab]\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]                      [ch]D[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  You got a dreamcatcher, you got infinity, you probably got Hepatitis C[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  From those queer tatoos,   those dirty, dirty queer tattoos[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                        [ch]D[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  And that throat tat you think is dope...                                Nope![/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  It's a queer tattoo,   the turtleneck of queer tattoos[/tab]\r\n INTERLUDE:\r\n||: [ch]G[/ch] / / / | [ch]D[/ch] / / / | [ch]C[/ch] / / [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch] | [ch]Am[/ch] / / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Big red heart, your girlfriend's name, and under that your   new   girlfriend's name[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]D[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  In queer tattoo,    yeah, you didn't think that through[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  The Celtic cross, yin and yang, the yin means \"dark\" and the yang means[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  \"Dang that's a queer tattoo\",    not the ones that I would choose[/tab]\r\n VERSE 4/OUTRO:\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  On your forehead you got a YOLO tat, you want my advice; buy a fucking hat[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  For those queer tattoos,    cover up those queer tattoos[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]D[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  You got \"Carpe Diem\", you got \"C'est la vie\", you got inspiring quotes, here's one from me:[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]D[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Cmaj9/B[/ch]  [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  No more queer tattoos,   stop it with the queer tattoos[/tab]\r\n9.                                        C o c a i n e\r\nTuning: E (Standard)\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED:\r\n     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----0-----0-----1-----3---|\r\nB]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---|\r\nG]---0-----0-----0-----2-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---|\r\nA]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---|\r\nE]---------------0-----1-----3---|[/tab]\r\n INTRO:\r\n||: [ch]C[/ch] / / | / / / | [ch]Em[/ch] / / | / / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  She's a Brooklyn punk rocker, he's a Jersey meathead[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Nothing in common - it won't last, they said[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  He doesn't much like her, she thinks he's a jerk[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  What keeps them together? What makes it work?[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]             [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Well they both love cocaine[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  But only from midnight 'til 9[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Really love that cocaine[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]                     ([ch]C[/ch])\r\n  They're writing their fairytale line after line, after line[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]C[/ch] / / | / / / | [ch]Em[/ch] / / | / / / :|| (x2)\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Well he gets to chopping, and she grabs the straws[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Now they're both wired and grinding their jaws[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  They pace and they chainsmoke, and ash in a cup[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  They got nothing to say but won't shut the fuck up[/tab]\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]               [ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Because of sweet, sweet cocaine[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  To help them get over the hump[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Really need me cocaine[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]G[/ch]                     ([ch]C[/ch])\r\n  Their love ain't no smooth ride - it's bump after bump, after bump[/tab]\r\n||: [ch]C[/ch] / / | / / / | [ch]Em[/ch] / / | / / / :|| (x4)\r\n\r\n\r\n BRIDGE:\r\n[tab]            [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  They're sweating and fighting, the morning sun's lurking[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  They tried make-up sex but his dick isn't working[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  The coke makes her edgy, and he's getting vicious[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]C[/ch]                          [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  They both want to stop, but it smells so delicious[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n OUTRO:\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Cocaine (cocaine)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Cocaine[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Cocaine (cocaine)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]         [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n  Cocaine[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Cocaine[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\r\n10.                                        D e n z e l\r\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\r\n\r\nTabbed by Jordan Lapping\r\n\r\nTuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED [relative to Capo]:\r\n     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----0-----1-----3---|\r\nB]---1-----1-----1-----0---|\r\nG]---2-----0-----2-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----2-----3-----0---|\r\nA]---0-----3-----3-----2---|\r\nE]---------------1-----3---|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n INTRO:\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\ne]-------------------------------------------------------------------|\r\nB]----------0h1p0-------------0--------------(1)----------1-------1--|\r\nG]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-----------------------0-------0----|\r\nD]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0-------------2h3p2-------0--------|\r\nA]--0-------------------0h2---------3--------------------------------|\r\nE]------------------3------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\ne]-------------------------------------------------------------------|\r\nB]----------0h1p0-------------0-----------1-1---1---1------------(0)-|\r\nG]----------0h2p0-0-------------0-------0---0---0---0----------(0)---|\r\nD]----------0h2p0-----------0-----0---------2---0---2----------------|\r\nA]--0-------------------0h2---------3-------3---3---3----------------|\r\nE]------------------3------------------------------------------------|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 1  [Both] + Stephen:\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Some folks live a single life, so lonely[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n [Thank God I've got you and you've got me][/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  But if we had a pass for one night only[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\n [Who'd be on your list? Who'd be on your list? I'll give you three][/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 1  (Courtney) + Stephen:\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n (I'll take   Rob Lowe,    DiCaprio,    and Denzel)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  And I'll take   Anne Hathaway,    whoa and Beyoncé,    and Denzel...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n TRANSITION 1:\r\n\r\n||: [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]G[/ch] / | [ch]C[/ch] / / / :|| (x2)\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 2  (Courtney) + Stephen:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Why you looking at me funny?[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]                     [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  You don't think Anne Hathawa-    (What the fuck?)[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I'm man enough to say Denzel's a honey[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                                           [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  And also I'm sorry but I don't subscribe to the hetero-normative idea[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  That human sexual expression is binary and one is either[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                                    [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Gay or straight but rather that one's orientation is more fluid[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  And most people identify between the two extremes on a continuum[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  So if I saw Denzel at like an airport and he winked at me[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  And walked into a bathroom stall, we both know I would follow him inside[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 2  [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  (Anyway),   [Jon Snow,    and Barack O.,    and Denzel][/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  Give me some    [Rachel Dratch,    and Cumberbatch][/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  [And Denzel,    and Denzel][/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  [And Denzel,    and Denzel][/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  [And Denzel,    and Denzel][/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n BRIDGE  [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  And Christian Bale (and Denzel)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  And Chuck Liddell (and Denzel)[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Barbara Mandrell (and Denzel, ooh)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Denzel    (ooh Denzel, ooh)[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Denzel    (ooh Denzel, ooh)[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  (Denzel,)  Denzel, (Denzel,)  Denzel, (Denzel) and Lin-Manuel[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  (Denzel,)  Denzel, (Denzel,)  Denzel, (Denzel) and Geri Halliwell[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  [Oooh, ooh, oooh,] Denzel[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  [Oooh, ooh, oooh,] I love you Big D[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  [Oooh, ooh, oooh,] you're the one for me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n  OUTRO  Stephen + (Courtney):\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n (Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Mel, (Denzel,) Melle Melle Melle Melle Melle Mel[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n (Denzel,) Patti LaBelle, (Denzel,) Norman Fell, (Denzel,) and motherfucking Steve Carell[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\n (Denzel,) Dave Chappelle, (Denzel,) Richard Hell, (Denzel,) and Kenan and also Kel[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Gizel-   -le[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Mansuel-   -le[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Harvey Keit-    -el[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Denzel[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Denzel[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Denzel...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\r\n11.                                      D e a d   S e x y\r\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\r\n\r\nTabbed by Jordan Lapping\r\n\r\nTuning: E (Standard)\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab] CHORDS USED:\r\n     [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\ne]---0-----0-----0-----1-----3---|\r\nB]---1-----1-----0-----1-----0---|\r\nG]---2-----0-----1-----2-----0---|\r\nD]---2-----2-----2-----3-----0---|\r\nA]---0-----3-----2-----3-----2---|\r\nE]---------------0-----1-----3---|[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n INTRO:\r\n\r\n||: [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]E[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]E[/ch] / :|| (x2)\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 1:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Hey there, Cleopatra - girl, I'm looking at ya[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I like your sweet Egyptian sty-  -le[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Forget old Caesar, I'm a proven Pharao pleaser[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I'll make you flow like the Ni-  -le[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 1:\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I know you're not alive[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  But baby, that talk is jive[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   ([ch]Am[/ch])\r\n  You're still dead... sexy[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n TRANSITION 1:\r\n\r\n||: [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]E[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]E[/ch] / :|| (x2)\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 2:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Hey Jackie O, girl you're good to go[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Take off that peacoat and that pill box lid[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  I'm no Onassis, but I'm smooth like sweet molasses[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I'll rock your world more than Lee Harvey did[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 2:\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Mamma I know you're gone[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  But I still wanna get it on[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    ([ch]Am[/ch])\r\n  You're still dead... sexy[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n TRANSITION 2:\r\n\r\n||: [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]E[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]E[/ch] / :|| (x2)\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 3:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]         [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Hey Lady Di, my oh my oh my[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  That sexy British accent makes me purr[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]             [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Yeah I'm no Royal, but I can still make your blood boil[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I'll drive you crazy like that French chauffeur[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 3:\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I know you're underground[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]                   [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  But, Your Highness, let's get down[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   ([ch]Am[/ch])\r\n  You're still dead... sexy[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n TRANSITION 3:\r\n\r\n||: [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]E[/ch] / | [ch]Am[/ch] / [ch]E[/ch] / :|| (x2)\r\n\r\n\r\n VERSE 4:\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]E[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Hey Marie Curie, baby what's your hurry?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  Big science brain got me under your thumb[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Something about ya, I really wanna in-and-out ya[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n  I'll make you glow like plutoniom[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n CHORUS 4:\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  I wish you didn't pass[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]E[/ch]\r\n  Cause I'd experiment on that ass[/tab]\r\n[tab]                    [ch]Am[/ch]  [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n  You're still dead... sexy[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\r\n                                      A n y   Q u e s t i o n s ?\r\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\r\n\r\n\r\nIf you have any questions regarding anything in this guide, feel free to message me over here on\r\nUltimate Guitar. I'll try and respond as quickly as possible, and I'm more than\r\nhappy to help out if I can.\r\n\r\nAny corrections may also be messaged to me, but I have done my best to double-check (and\r\ntriple-check) everything in here.\r\n\r\nThanks for reading guys, I hope this proves useful!\r\n\r\n\r\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\r\n[tab]                                            T [ch]H[/ch] [ch]E[/ch]   [ch]E[/ch] N [ch]D[/ch]\r\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/tab]","plain_text":"S T E P H E N   L Y N C H\n                   +--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+\n\n                              2. A (Birthday) Song For You\nTuning: E (Standard)\n\n INTRO:\n||: E / / A | E / / A :|| (x2)\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n||: E / / A | E / / A :|| (x2)\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 4:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n|| E / / A | E / / A ||\n INSTRUMENTAL BRIDGE:\n|| C#m / / A | E / / / | C#m / / A | B / / / |\n | C#m / / A | E / / / | B / / / | A / / Asus4 | A / / G |\n | E / / A | E / / A | E / / A | E / / A ||\n VERSE 5:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 3:\n\n\n\n OUTRO:\n||: E / / A | E / / A :|| (x2)\n || E       ||\nTuning: E (Standard)\n\n\n||: D / / / | Em7 / / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n PRE-CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n||: D / / / | Em7 / / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n PRE-CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n BRIDGE:\n\n\n\n\n||: D / / / | Em7 / / / :|| (x4)\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n PRE-CHORUS 3:\n\n\n\n CHORUS 3:\n\n\n\n\n\nTuning: E (Standard), Capo 3rd Fret\n\n INTRO:\n||: Em / D/F# / | G / C / | Em / D/F# / | G / / / :|| (x2)\n|| G / / / ||\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n|| Em / D/F# / | G / C / | Em / D/F# / | G / / / ||\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n||: Em / D/F# / | G / C / | Em / D/F# / | G / / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n BRIDGE:\n\n\n\n\n||: D / / / | / / / / | C / / / | / / / / :|| (x3)\n||  D / / / | / / / / | / / / / |          ||\n VERSE 4:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 3:\n\n\n\n\n\nTuning: E (Standard)\n\n INTRO:\n|| Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C ||\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n|| Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C ||\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n|| Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C ||\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n BRIDGE:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n|| Am / D / | Am / D / | Am / D | G / C ||\n VERSE 5/OUTRO:\n\n\n\n\n5.                                           D e n i a l\nTuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret\n\n INTRO:\n||: Em / F / | C / / / | Em / F / | C / / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n PRE-CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n PRE-CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n\n||: Em / F / | C / / / | Em / F / | C / / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n PRE-CHORUS 3:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 3:\n\n\n\n\n\nTuning: E (Standard)\n\n INTRO:\n||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 4:\n\n\n\n\n||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 5:\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 6:\n\n\n\n\n||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 7:\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 8:\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 9:\n\n\n\n\n||: G / / | C / / | Am / / | C / / :|| (x2)\n BRIDGE:\n\n\n\n\n OUTRO:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n7.                                 T e r r i b l e   G h o s t\nTuning: E (Standard) Capo 5th Fret\n\n INTRO:\n||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / Asus4 :|| (x2)\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / / :||\n  A really terrible ghost\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / F / :||\n BRIDGE:\n\n\n\n\n||: C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / / :||\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n\n OUTRO:\n|| C / Em / | Am / / / | C / Em / | Am / / / | C       ||\n  A really terrible ghost, fuck you dad\nTuning: E (Standard) Capo 2nd Fret\n\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n INTERLUDE:\n||: G / / / | D / / / | C / / Cmaj9/B | Am / / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 4/OUTRO:\n\n\n\n\n9.                                        C o c a i n e\nTuning: E (Standard)\n\n INTRO:\n||: C / / | / / / | Em / / | / / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n\n||: C / / | / / / | Em / / | / / / :|| (x2)\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n\n||: C / / | / / / | Em / / | / / / :|| (x4)\n\n\n BRIDGE:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n OUTRO:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\n10.                                        D e n z e l\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\n\nTabbed by Jordan Lapping\n\nTuning: E (Standard), Capo 5th Fret\n\n\n\n\n\n INTRO:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n VERSE 1  [Both] + Stephen:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1  (Courtney) + Stephen:\n\n\n\n\n TRANSITION 1:\n\n||: Am / G / | C / / / :|| (x2)\n\n\n VERSE 2  (Courtney) + Stephen:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2  [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n BRIDGE  [Both] + Stephen + (Courtney):\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n  OUTRO  Stephen + (Courtney):\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\n11.                                      D e a d   S e x y\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\n\nTabbed by Jordan Lapping\n\nTuning: E (Standard)\n\n\n\n\n\n INTRO:\n\n||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2)\n\n\n VERSE 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 1:\n\n\n\n\n\n TRANSITION 1:\n\n||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2)\n\n\n VERSE 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 2:\n\n\n\n\n\n TRANSITION 2:\n\n||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2)\n\n\n VERSE 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 3:\n\n\n\n\n\n TRANSITION 3:\n\n||: Am / E / | Am / E / :|| (x2)\n\n\n VERSE 4:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n CHORUS 4:\n\n\n\n\n\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\n                                      A n y   Q u e s t i o n s ?\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\n\n\nIf you have any questions regarding anything in this guide, feel free to message me over here on\nUltimate Guitar. I'll try and respond as quickly as possible, and I'm more than\nhappy to help out if I can.\n\nAny corrections may also be messaged to me, but I have done my best to double-check (and\ntriple-check) everything in here.\n\nThanks for reading guys, I hope this proves useful!\n\n\nxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx","chords":["E","C","A","Asus4","B","C#m","G","D","Bm","Em7","Gmaj7/F#","D/F#","Em","Am","Cmaj9/B","F","Bb","Dm","Gsus4","G7/F","G/D","H"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Asus4":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,3,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"Em7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,0,3,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,3,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}