{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2780800,"song":"If I Were A Moose","artist":"Fred Small","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11634221-if-i-were-a-moose-chords-by-fred-small/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2780800?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"[Intro]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Verse]\r\n[tab]   [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIf I were a moose and you were a cow[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWould you love me anyhow?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                     [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWould you introduce me to your folks[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWould you tell your friends, \"No moose jokes!\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf I were a moose  and you were a cow[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWould you invite me to your club[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd risk a cruel bovine snub[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                           [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWould you lead me down the receiving line[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd boldly boast, \"This moose is mine!\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWould your parents watch us graze[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nShake their heads, \"It's just a phase\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dm[/ch]         [ch]E7[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nOr would they thank the stars above[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]D[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nTheir precious heifer's found her love?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWould your grandparents change their will?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThey'd really expected a Holstein bull[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                    [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n\"For this we toiled before the plow[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou bring home someone who's not even a cow[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"There's lots of proper stock around[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nLike that nice young Guernsey at Farmer Brown's[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Dm[/ch]      [ch]E7[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nOr that last one   we ridiculed and cursed[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]D[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOn second thought you could do worse[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]E7[/ch]                     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"But if you think this thing will last[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]        [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nCould he learn to moo and eat our grass[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n Shed his antlers in the dirt[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D7[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n Could you persuade him to convert?\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIf our anatomies did not quite fit[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWould you make the best of it[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nWould you nuzzle up so near[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd hum sweet cow tunes in my ear?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n Or would you sadly break it off[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhen all the hillside sneered and scoffed[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]E7[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\n \"You know these moose are all the same[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]D[/ch]                          [ch]G[/ch]        \r\nThey're lazy, they're stupid, they come from Maine\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                       [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIt's true things slip a moose's mind[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Dm[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat cows remember all the time[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]               [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nBulbous nose and knobby knees[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA coat that harbors ticks and fleas[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]         [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]     [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBut a moose can be a handy thing[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhen hungry wolves come visiting[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]      [ch]E7[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]     [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\n In icy gust of winter storm[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOur fur is deep and dry and warm[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd someday should your milk run dry[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Dm[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd farmer stare with baleful eye[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Dm[/ch]                [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nIn dead of night I'd slip your noose[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd lead you home to the land of moose[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf I were a moose  and you were a cow[/tab]\r\n\r\n[like bridge]\r\n[tab][ch]E7[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf hunters came to do me harm[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n Would you hide me in the barn[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWould all the herd come on the run[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D7[/ch]               [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nAnd glare until they dropped their guns?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[ch]C[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]  [ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]                 [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nMight you permit a goodnight kiss[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCould you learn to love wet moose lips?[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]F[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]F[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nIf I  were a moose    and you were a cow[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch] [ch]Am[/ch] [ch]Dm[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]\r\n If you were a cow   and I were a moose[/tab]","plain_text":"[Intro]\nC  Em  Dm  G\n\n[Verse]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[like bridge]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Interlude]\nC  Em  Dm  G\n\n[Outro]","chords":["C","Em","Dm","G","F","Am","E7","Am7","D","D7","A","G7"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Am7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,0,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]}}}