{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2776954,"song":"Statistically Speaking","artist":"James Veitch","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11633620-statistically-speaking-chords-by-james-veitch/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2776954?type=chord","rating":4.88668,"votes":7,"content":"[Verse 1]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]               [ch]Bb[/ch]                  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nPopulation density around the world varies (It varies)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt varies (It's extremely variable)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                        [ch]Am[/ch]                           [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd that makes it very tricky to find a lover you will cherish[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\n(You will cherish)[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI spoke to a statistician on the matter[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]                                            [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nHe said, \"James, I'm actually in a meeting,uh, can you come back here in an hour?\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Am[/ch]                 [ch]Bb[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nSo I did and he told me what I'm gonna to say to you[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nHe's going to say those things to you\r\n\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]        [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]   [ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Question:  Where are the gospel singers?[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI thought we hired gospel singers[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAre they, are they not coming?[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]Bb[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]F[/ch]\r\nStatistically speaking, my one true love lives in China[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nHow will I find her?\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]Bb[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]F[/ch]\r\nStatistically speaking, my one true love speaks Chinese[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Bb[/ch]   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd drinks many teas[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]      [ch]Bb[/ch]                 [ch]Am[/ch]           [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd I can't speak Chinese, nor Mandarin nor Cantonese[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]                             [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nAnd to be honest, those don't sound like languages[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]F[/ch]     [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThey sound like restaurants[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bb[/ch]                          [ch]F[/ch]                                 [ch]Bb[/ch]                   [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nIn fact, the difference in cultures would mean that I would need to learn a whole lot more about China[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Gm[/ch]                             [ch]F[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThan a series of cultural stereotypes[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]Gm[/ch]      [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAlbeit told in a Quasi-ironic way[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nIt genuinely bears repeating that\r\n[tab]  [ch]Gm[/ch]      [ch]Dm[/ch]    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nA Quasi-ironic way[/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nAnd then we, we Radiohead this shit\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 5]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]           [ch]Bb[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\n     Let me take you down[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                                [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n'Cause what's the point in going out on weekends?[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou may as well stay in and lie in bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n'Cause there are 7 billion people in the world[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bb[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd only 17 of them are in the Old King's Head[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI think governments around the world should spend[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Bb[/ch]             [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTheir GNP on a speed-dating event[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]\r\n'Cause I don't believe in destiny[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe stars or serendipity[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bb[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThey're ways of dealing with entropy[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 6]\r\nN.C.\r\nBut you say\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"James, I met my girlfriend in a lido[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bb[/ch]                         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThese things really do happen, you just have to wait and see\"[/tab]\r\n\r\nI say\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                               [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"Yes but you were working in the lido[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou added her on Facebook; I think that's creepy.\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Interlude]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]     [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Hmm[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]C[/ch]\r\n  Instrumental[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ch]F[/ch] [ch]F[/ch] [ch]Bb[/ch] [ch]C[/ch] [2x]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 7]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                              [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nAnd I'm saying all these things in the Old King's Head[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Bb[/ch]                       [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI've had three Staropramens and I wish I was in bed[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBut is that a group of girls walking in that I see?[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bb[/ch]                    [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI recognise one and she looks at me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 8]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]                   [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nShe's got bright red hair and Spanish eyes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]\r\nDungarees and a disarming smile[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F[/ch]                            [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI want to talk to her but I've got the fear[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bb[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nThen suddenly I see her coming over here[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nPanic, she's coming over[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Verse 9]\r\n\r\nShe says\r\n[tab] [ch]F[/ch]                             [ch]Am[/ch]\r\n\"James I like your songs and I think you're kind of funny[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Bb[/ch]                            [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIt doesn't bother me that you've got no money[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F[/ch]                         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThe world's a crazy place but it gets better[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                        [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nCome with me and we'll be terrified together\"[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nSo, just be patient and you will find her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou don't need to go to China[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nJust be patient and you will find her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou don't need to go to China[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nJust be patient and you will find her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou don't need to go to China[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nJust be patient and you will find her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nYou don't need to go to China[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\n(abrupt key change!)[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Ab[/ch]                   [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nJust be patient and you will find her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch]                      [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nYou don't need to go to China[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Ab[/ch]                   [ch]Cm[/ch]\r\nJust be patient and you will find her[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Db[/ch]                [ch]Eb[/ch]    [ch]Ab[/ch]\r\nYou don't need to go to China[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\nN.C.\r\nGo if you want. I'm not saying don't go\r\nN.C.\r\nJust, it was ironic","plain_text":"[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\nN.C.\nHe's going to say those things to you\n\n\n[Interlude]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\nN.C.\nHow will I find her?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\nN.C.\nIt genuinely bears repeating that\n\nN.C.\nAnd then we, we Radiohead this shit\n\n\n[Verse 5]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 6]\nN.C.\nBut you say\n\n\n\nI say\n\n\n\n\n[Interlude]\n\n\n\nF F Bb C [2x]\n\n\n[Verse 7]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 8]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 9]\n\nShe says\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\nN.C.\nGo if you want. I'm not saying don't go\nN.C.\nJust, it was ironic","chords":["F","Bb","Dm","C","Am","Gm","A","Ab","Cm","Db","Eb"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Cm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,3,5,5,4,3]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]}}}