{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2762143,"song":"Twisted - I Steal Everything","artist":"Starkid","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11631481-twisted-i-steal-everything-chords-by-starkid/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2762143?type=chord","rating":4.73585,"votes":4,"content":"[ch]C[/ch]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nWant food, but got no money?[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Eb[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm screwed, or so it would seem[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]Dm[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat's why I came up with this brilliant scheme[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nJust steal everything![/tab]\r\n\r\n(spoken)\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAlright, monkey, let's feast![/tab]\r\n\r\n[MONKEY, spoken]\r\nYeah, yeah!\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]              [ch]Am7[/ch]\r\nUgh. Raisins. I hate raisins.[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nHey, little orphan kids, you guys hungry?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]\r\nWant some bread?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ORPHAN KID, spoken]\r\n\r\nWe do, sir.\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\r\n\r\nFetch, you fucks!\r\n\r\n(Sung)\r\n[tab]    [ch]F7[/ch]                 [ch]Dm7[/ch]\r\nFor real, I'm not that picky[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bb7[/ch]                 [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nI'll steal whatever's in sight[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]A7[/ch]           [ch]D7[/ch]                    [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nDon't judge, 'cause you don't understand my plight[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ORPHAN KID, spoken]\r\n\r\nHey, my crutch!\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, sung]\r\n\r\nIt's mine now, loser\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\n I steal everything[/tab]\r\n\r\n[CITIZEN, spoken]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F7[/ch]                       [ch]F[/ch]\r\nBread! Bread for sale! Reasonably priced for these hard times![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\r\n\r\nAh, hey there, friendo!\r\n\r\n[CITIZEN, spoken]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]              [ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nNot you again! Please, you—you just stole a[/tab]\r\n[tab]                            [ch]B7[/ch]\r\n loaf of bread from me this morning![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\r\n[tab]                                         [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nYeah, and you gotta stop putting raisins in it, man.[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI hate raisins.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nI was talkin' to Monkey about it, and he thinks[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]    N.C.\r\nwe should just kill you![/tab]\r\nN.C.\r\nBut I was like, no, Monkey, that's crazy!\r\nN.C.\r\nBut now I'm kinda thinking... yeah.\r\n[tab]                          N.C.   [ch]F[/ch]\r\n...No more fucking raisins.[/tab]\r\n\r\n(Sung)\r\n[tab]        [ch]F7[/ch]                        [ch]Eb7[/ch]\r\nDid you know in this barbaric country[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Bb7[/ch]                   [ch]Db7[/ch]\r\nThey only give you money if you work?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G7[/ch]                     [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nThanks, but no thanks, the man[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nI'll keep stealing all I can,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bb7[/ch]                             [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nInstead of being a fascist yuppie jerk[/tab]\r\n\r\n[CITIZENS]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nHippie![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nFucker![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nSlacker![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nSucker![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm7[/ch]               [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nWho would seek employment[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nWhen life offers such enjoyment?[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]                            [ch]Db[/ch]\r\nAnything I get, I can get for free[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]                      [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBesides, the economy's shit[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F[/ch]\r\nSo I make haste when making exits[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bb[/ch]                [ch]B7[/ch]\r\nGet chased by a murderous mob[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A7[/ch]      [ch]Dm[/ch]                     [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nHey man, still beats getting a job[/tab]\r\n\r\n(spoken)\r\n[tab]     [ch]C7[/ch]\r\nAm I right?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[OLDER WOMAN, spoken]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]F7[/ch]                          [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nGetting in trouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb7[/ch]                               [ch]F7[/ch]\r\nYou're only in trouble if you get caught.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[WOMAN, spoken]\r\n[tab][ch]F7[/ch]\r\nAladdin?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\r\nN.C.\r\nI'm in trouble\r\n\r\n[WOMAN, spoken]\r\n[tab][ch]F7[/ch]\r\nAfter that night we spent together, my[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Dm7[/ch]\r\nbelly grows big with child.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb7[/ch]\r\nMy father says that you must marry me[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]B7[/ch]\r\n now, or I'll bring dishonor to my entire family.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nWoah, woah, woah, woah, woah[/tab]\r\n[tab]                                      [ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nI can't give up on my dreams and settle down[/tab]\r\n\r\n just because your dad's being a dick.\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]                      [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nBesides, if I do marry, I want it to be for love.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[WOMAN, spoken]\r\n\r\nOh, Aladdin... I understand.\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\r\n\r\nYou're such a special girl, Jezebel.\r\n\r\n[WOMAN, spoken]\r\n\r\nWho's Jezebel?!\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\r\n[tab]                [ch]C[/ch]\r\nUh oh - Busted![/tab]\r\n\r\n[WOMAN, sung]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nAsshole![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]\r\nOh, wow.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[WOMAN'S FATHER]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nDouchebag![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nHey now![/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Gm[/ch]                  [ch]C[/ch]\r\nJust one question, why, man?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[WOMAN'S FATHER]\r\n[tab]           [ch]D[/ch]                   [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\n'Cause you stole my daughter's hymen![/tab]\r\n\r\n[ALADDIN]\r\n    N.C.\r\nThat's completely fair, but in my defense,\r\n[tab]                           [ch]C[/ch]\r\nDude, your daughter's hot.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\n I feel that it's my duty[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Eb[/ch]                       [ch]B[/ch]\r\n to steal, 'cause stealing's an art[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nI'll steal clothing and shelter, whatever I lack[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nCandy from babies, the shirt off your back![/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nCredit, identities, thunder, and scenes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIntellectual property, whatever that means.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAnd if you'll look closer,[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThis poor little orphan[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]F[/ch]\r\nwill steal your heart![/tab]","plain_text":"C\n\n\n\n\n\n(spoken)\n\n\n[MONKEY, spoken]\nYeah, yeah!\n\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\n\n\n\n\n[ORPHAN KID, spoken]\n\nWe do, sir.\n\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\n\nFetch, you fucks!\n\n(Sung)\n\n\n\n\n[ORPHAN KID, spoken]\n\nHey, my crutch!\n\n[ALADDIN, sung]\n\nIt's mine now, loser\n\n\n[CITIZEN, spoken]\n\n\n\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\n\nAh, hey there, friendo!\n\n[CITIZEN, spoken]\n\n\n\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\n\n\n\n\nN.C.\nBut I was like, no, Monkey, that's crazy!\nN.C.\nBut now I'm kinda thinking... yeah.\n\n\n(Sung)\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[CITIZENS]\n\n\n\n\n[ALADDIN]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(spoken)\n\n\n[OLDER WOMAN, spoken]\n\n\n\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\n\n\n[WOMAN, spoken]\n\n\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\nN.C.\nI'm in trouble\n\n[WOMAN, spoken]\n\n\n\n\n\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\n\n\n\n just because your dad's being a dick.\n\n\n[WOMAN, spoken]\n\nOh, Aladdin... I understand.\n\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\n\nYou're such a special girl, Jezebel.\n\n[WOMAN, spoken]\n\nWho's Jezebel?!\n\n[ALADDIN, spoken]\n\n\n[WOMAN, sung]\n\n\n[ALADDIN]\n\n\n[WOMAN'S FATHER]\n\n\n[ALADDIN]\n\n\n\n[WOMAN'S FATHER]\n\n\n[ALADDIN]\n    N.C.\nThat's completely fair, but in my defense,","chords":["C","F","Dm","Eb","G","Am","Bb","Am7","D7","G7","F7","Dm7","Bb7","B7","A7","Gm","Eb7","Db7","C7","A","D","Gm7","Db","B"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"A7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,0,2,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,2,0]},"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Am7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,0,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,0,1,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"C7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,4,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,3,1,0]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"Dm7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,1]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]},"Gm7":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,1,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,3,3,3,3]}}}