{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2753943,"song":"How To","artist":"The Axis of Awesome","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11630322-how-to-chords-by-the-axis-of-awesome/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2753943?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"How To...\r\nThe Axis of Awesome\r\nScissors, Paper, ROCK! (2008)\r\nTTTO:  How to Save a Life by Fray\r\n\r\n# On the album, these are actually three seperate songs, spaced apart.\r\n\r\n[Part 1]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nStep 1 preheat the oven til it's hot[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThen take a mixing bowl or pot[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nA spatula or wooden spoon[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nSettle down we'll be baking soon[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nA cup of milk, a cup of flour[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]                    [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nMix in an egg then wait for an hour[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nTake sultanas to fill the holes[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nI just can't wait to lick the bowl[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nTake the bowl and pour the mixture in[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]                      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nMake sure you've pre-greased the tin[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nYou'll see it won't take long[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bb[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nNow you know how to bake a scone[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                 [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nStep 1 you put your camouflage gear on[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]                          [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nHead to a nearby lake or pond[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nHide in the bush with your Kazoo[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nPut it in your mouth and go Doo Doo[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                  [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nMid afternoon's your safest bet[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nMake sure you're ready with a net[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                  [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nTake some bread and leave a trail of crumbs[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]            [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nWait patiently until one comes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nTiptoe up to it don't make a sound[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]F[/ch]                       [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nPlace your bait gently down on the ground[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]              [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nOnce you're nearby then you're in luck[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bb[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]       [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nNow you know how to catch a duck.[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Part 3]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nStep 1. Head to a seedy part of of town[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nPull to the curb and look around[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]                [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nOnce you've found one who looks alright[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nPick up the lady of the night[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]            [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nTake her back to your hotel room[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]           [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nBreak off the handle of a broom[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bb[/ch]       [ch]F[/ch]              [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nLay some plastic on the floor[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]                [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nCreep up behind the dirty whore[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]               [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nHit her with the broom until she's dead[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]F[/ch]                 [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nThen dump the body but keep the head[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Eb[/ch]          [ch]F[/ch]             [ch]Gm[/ch]\r\nNo-one will ever know who took her[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Bb[/ch]     [ch]F[/ch]      [ch]Bb[/ch]\r\nNow you know how to kill a hooker[/tab]","plain_text":"How To...\nThe Axis of Awesome\nScissors, Paper, ROCK! (2008)\nTTTO:  How to Save a Life by Fray\n\n# On the album, these are actually three seperate songs, spaced apart.\n\n[Part 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Part 3]","chords":["Bb","F","Gm","A","Eb"],"chord_diagrams":{"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"Gm":{"barres":[3],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,1,1,1],"frets":[3,5,5,3,3,3]}}}