{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":2749020,"song":"Peeing On The Seat","artist":"Gus Johnson","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11629578-peeing-on-the-seat-chords-by-gus-johnson/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/2749020?type=chord","rating":0.1468,"votes":0,"content":"Gus Johnson - Peeing On The Seat\r\n\r\n[Chorus 1]\r\n[tab]  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nI took a little pee[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]A[/ch]\r\nI dribbled on the seat[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI see no problem, what's the harm[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIn wiping with my feet?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 1]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Bm[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nA sock is just a towel[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]A[/ch]                   [ch]D[/ch]    [ch]D/C#[/ch]\r\nThat is wrapped around your foot[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Bm[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere's nothing wrong with using it[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]A[/ch]\r\nTo wipe away your schmutz[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Pre-Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nYes there is[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]\r\n(Sweetheart, what's this?)[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]D[/ch]\r\nIt's obvious[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n(I'm trying to piss)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nThat is disgusting[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nI'll have no such thing[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou're in trouble, urine bubbles[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]\r\nAren't for socking cling[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 2]\r\n[tab][ch]Bm[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBabe, that's just revolting[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D/C#[/ch]\r\nAnd when will you ever learn[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Bm[/ch]                [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat walking 'round in urine[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]A[/ch]\r\nWill just fill the place with germs?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Pre-Chorus]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nWait a minute[/tab]\r\n[tab] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n(Yes, what is it?)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D[/ch]\r\nTake it back[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]\r\n(And why is that?)[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 3]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou've gone and blown a snotty sneeze[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]              [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D/C#[/ch]\r\nRight into both your hands[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThat's fifteen times as germy[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBut I get your reprimand?[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Verse 4]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Bm[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nBut this was just an accident[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]                  [ch]D[/ch]     [ch]D/C#[/ch]\r\nWhile yours was lame and gross[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nYou're filling up this house with nasty[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]\r\nResidues the most[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Breakdown]\r\n[tab]    [ch]D[/ch]\r\nBut sweetheart, that'll never matter[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nNot one single ounce[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Bm[/ch]\r\nThat's good advice[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nThis place is nice[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]A[/ch]\r\nBut it's not even our house[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch]        [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWe're just robbing the place[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Outro]\r\nN.C.\r\nHa-ha! Suck it, homeowners!\r\nN.C.\r\nI got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.\r\nN.C.\r\nGood!","plain_text":"Gus Johnson - Peeing On The Seat\n\n[Chorus 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 1]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Pre-Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Verse 4]\n\n\n\n\n\n[Breakdown]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Outro]\nN.C.\nHa-ha! Suck it, homeowners!\nN.C.\nI got a bunch of pee on the floor, too.\nN.C.\nGood!","chords":["D","A","Bm","G","D/C#","Em","C"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"Bm":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,3,4,2,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,3,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}