{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":997523,"song":"Yeast Infection","artist":"Larry Pierce","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11625272-yeast-infection-chords-by-larry-pierce/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/997523?type=chord","rating":0.09549,"votes":0,"content":"[Riff 1]\r\nIntro - [ch]E[/ch] - [ch]B[/ch] - \r\n\r\n[tab]          ([ch]B[/ch])          \r\n\tWell I was makin’ love the other day[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]E[/ch])   \r\n\tAnd I put my hand between her lovely legs[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n\tShe was giving me a hickey[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]B[/ch])                   ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tWhen I felt something sticky[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]C#[/ch])                  ([ch]F#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd I didn’t know exactly what to say[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]B[/ch])\r\n\tThen slowly I removed her underwear[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n\tThen she reached down and scratched her pubic hair[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n\tWell I knew I wasn’t dreamin’[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]B[/ch])                   ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tWhen I saw that yellow semen[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]C#[/ch])                                     ([ch]B[/ch]) \r\n\tAnd the smell of cat fish really filled the air[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus]\r\n[tab]                ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n\tI wanna show her my affection[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t        ([ch]B[/ch])             ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tBut she’s got a yeast infection[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t        ([ch]C#[/ch])              ([ch]F#[/ch])       ([ch]B[/ch])\r\n\tAnd her underwear is stickin’ to the wall[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Riff 2]\r\n[tab]\t  ([ch]B[/ch])\r\n\tWell she pulled my head down closer to her crotch[/tab]\r\n[tab]          ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n\tShe told me it would taste like butterscotch[/tab]\r\n[tab]          ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n\tWell I’ve never had the heart[/tab]\r\n[tab]          ([ch]B[/ch])                    ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tTo pull grilled cheese apart[/tab]\r\n[tab]          ([ch]C#[/ch])                    ([ch]F#[/ch])\r\n\tSo I’ll turn my head so I don’t have to watch[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           ([ch]B[/ch])\r\n\tWell I closed my eyes and stuck my tongue right in[/tab]\r\n[tab]           ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n\tYeah the puss & blood was drippin’ from my chin[/tab]\r\n[tab]           ([ch]E[/ch])\r\n\tShe was a kickin’ and a screamin’[/tab]\r\n[tab]           ([ch]B[/ch])                   ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd pissing on the ceiling[/tab]\r\n[tab]           ([ch]C#[/ch])                              ([ch]F#[/ch])  ([ch]B[/ch])    \r\n\tI just held my breath and stuck my pecker in[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Back to Chorus]\r\n\r\n[Riff 3]\r\n[tab]           ([ch]C#[/ch])\r\n\tWell I fucked her long and hard right there and then[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t   ([ch]F#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd I rubbed that bloody semen through her hair[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t   ([ch]F#[/ch])\r\n\tI watched my pecker thumpin’[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t   ([ch]C#[/ch])                 ([ch]A#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd when she started cumin’[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t   ([ch]D#[/ch])                              ([ch]G#[/ch]) ([ch]C#[/ch])\r\n\tIt looked like making taffy at the fair[/tab]\r\n\r\n[Chorus 2]\r\n[tab]             ([ch]F#[/ch])\r\n\tWell I showed her my affection[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t     ([ch]C#[/ch])              ([ch]A#[/ch])\r\n\tThough she’s got a yeast infection[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t     ([ch]D#[/ch])              ([ch]G#[/ch])       ([ch]C#[/ch])\r\n\tNow my underwear is stickin’ to my balls[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]            ([ch]F#[/ch])\r\n\tYes I showed her my affection[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t    ([ch]C#[/ch])                ([ch]A#[/ch])\r\n\tThough she’s got a yeast infection[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t    ([ch]D#[/ch])                ([ch]G#[/ch])       ([ch]C#[/ch])\r\n\tNow my underwear is stickin’ to my balls[/tab]","plain_text":"[Riff 1]\nIntro - E - B - \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus]\n\n\n\n\n[Riff 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Back to Chorus]\n\n[Riff 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[Chorus 2]","chords":["E","B","G#","C#","F#","A#","D#"],"chord_diagrams":{"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}