{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":997363,"song":"Every Time I Shit","artist":"Larry Pierce","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11625250-every-time-i-shit-chords-by-larry-pierce/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/997363?type=chord","rating":0.1311,"votes":0,"content":"Intro\r\n[ch]C#[/ch] - [ch]D#[/ch] - [ch]G#[/ch]\r\n\r\n         \r\n[tab]        \t([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tWell I'm sitting on the toilet[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tStaring at the walls[/tab]\r\n[tab]        \t ([ch]C#[/ch])            ([ch]D#[/ch])  \r\n\tI can feel the cool clear water [/tab]\r\n[tab]\t         ([ch]G#[/ch])               \r\n\tSplashing soft against my balls[/tab]\r\n\t\r\n[tab]             ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tWell that’s when I start thinking[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t         ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tAbout my favorite fantasy[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t         ([ch]C#[/ch])            ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd my dick begins to harden[/tab]\r\n[tab]              ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tAs the shit pains come through me[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[ Chorus ]\r\n[tab]        ([ch]G#[/ch])                     ([ch]C#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd I think about you every time I shit[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tI think about your pussy[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t   ([ch]C#[/ch])           ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tI wanna lick your clit[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t          ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tWith each fart I fantasize[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t         ([ch]C#[/ch]) \r\n\tAbout my head between my thighs[/tab]\r\n[tab]\t\t ([ch]D#[/ch])         ([ch]C#[/ch])            ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tyes I think about you every time I shit[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[riff 2]\r\n\r\n[tab]                 ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tGirl when I get Diarrhea[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tThat’s when I most wanna see ya[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 ([ch]C#[/ch])                    ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd when the smell fills up the room[/tab]\r\n[tab]           ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tGirl, to me, it's your perfume[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                 ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd with every little grunt[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\toh I think about your cunt[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 ([ch]C#[/ch])             ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd my stomach starts to gurgle[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n        And my hemorrhoids start to bleed[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n(Back to Chorus)\t\r\n\r\n\r\n[Riff 3]\r\n[tab]\t        ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tWell Girl, it's almost over[/tab]\r\n[tab]                ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tTime to flush and say goodbye[/tab]\r\n[tab]                ([ch]C#[/ch])             ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tas I gently wipe my asshole[/tab]\r\n[tab]                ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tI choke up and start to cry[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]                ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tSo I reach into the toilet[/tab]\r\n[tab]                ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd I pick up a piece or two[/tab]\r\n[tab]                ([ch]C#[/ch])               ([ch]D#[/ch])\r\n\tAnd I smear the bathroom walls[/tab]\r\n[tab]                ([ch]G#[/ch])\r\n\tWith these few words, I love you[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[outro chorus key change] - ([ch]A#[/ch])-([ch]D#[/ch])-([ch]G#[/ch])","plain_text":"Intro\nC# - D# - G#\n\n         \n\n\n\n\n\t\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[ Chorus ]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[riff 2]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n(Back to Chorus)\t\n\n\n[Riff 3]\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n[outro chorus key change] - (A#)-(D#)-(G#)","chords":["C#","D#","G#","A#"]}