{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":996838,"song":"Creation Science 101","artist":"Roy Zimmerman","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11625145-creation-science-101-chords-by-roy-zimmerman/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/996838?type=chord","rating":0,"votes":0,"content":"Verse:\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]\r\nGod made the world in seven days[/tab]\r\n[tab]                               [ch]D[/ch]\r\nWell, that’s one week to be specific[/tab]\r\n[tab]                             [ch]B[/ch]\r\nNow, that’s what I call scientific[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]                             [ch]A[/ch]\r\n   Say Hallelujah, sing His praise[/tab]\r\n\r\nFour thousand forty-two B.C.\r\nOn Monday, August twenty-seven\r\nHe made the earth and sky and Heaven\r\nThen he punched out at five-oh-three\r\n\r\nThen he made Adam, and then Eve\r\nA garden for them to inhabit\r\nThe apple right where Eve could grab it\r\nAnd I've got proof, 'cause I believe\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n[tab]                   [ch]D[/ch]\r\nCreation Science 101[/tab]\r\n[tab]                       [ch]A[/ch]\r\nIn the beginning it begun[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F#[/ch]                            [ch]B7[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]    [ch]E/G[/ch]\r\n   And you are just beginning to educate yourself when you shun[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]     [ch]G[/ch] [ch]E[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]\r\nEvolution[/tab]\r\n\r\nThen Cain and Abel he begat\r\nAnd they begat all of the rest to us\r\nWhich means they must have been incestuous\r\nI'm going to have to pray about that\r\n\r\nThere might be sinners in this class\r\nWho might believe in Charles Darwin\r\nI guess that's just their loss and our win\r\nBecause I'm gonna flunk their ass\r\n\r\nIf you make Genesis your text\r\nYou’ll laugh at Darwin and what he sees\r\nTo be the origin of species\r\nBecause he's just plain oversexed\r\n\r\nCreation Science 101\r\nYou ain't no monkey's great grandson\r\nYou’ve got a research paper due\r\n'bout the fifty reason to shun\r\nEvolution\r\n\r\nDon't let em' hand you that old jive\r\nAbout survival of the fittest\r\nThat notion don't pass the bull**** test\r\n'Cause look at me, I'm still alive\r\n\r\nGod made the world just like it is\r\nHe made the fossils just to tease us\r\nOld bones to test our faith in Jesus\r\nYeah, this'll all be on the quiz\r\n\r\nCreation Science 101\r\nNow Armagedd-your homework-done\r\nBecause when this semester's through,\r\nIt's straight A's for students who shun Evolution\r\n\r\nThe kids get such an education\r\nWhen they shun\r\nThe heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years by \r\nmeans of spontaneous genetic mutation","plain_text":"Verse:\n\n\n\n\n\nFour thousand forty-two B.C.\nOn Monday, August twenty-seven\nHe made the earth and sky and Heaven\nThen he punched out at five-oh-three\n\nThen he made Adam, and then Eve\nA garden for them to inhabit\nThe apple right where Eve could grab it\nAnd I've got proof, 'cause I believe\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\nThen Cain and Abel he begat\nAnd they begat all of the rest to us\nWhich means they must have been incestuous\nI'm going to have to pray about that\n\nThere might be sinners in this class\nWho might believe in Charles Darwin\nI guess that's just their loss and our win\nBecause I'm gonna flunk their ass\n\nIf you make Genesis your text\nYou’ll laugh at Darwin and what he sees\nTo be the origin of species\nBecause he's just plain oversexed\n\nCreation Science 101\nYou ain't no monkey's great grandson\nYou’ve got a research paper due\n'bout the fifty reason to shun\nEvolution\n\nDon't let em' hand you that old jive\nAbout survival of the fittest\nThat notion don't pass the bull**** test\n'Cause look at me, I'm still alive\n\nGod made the world just like it is\nHe made the fossils just to tease us\nOld bones to test our faith in Jesus\nYeah, this'll all be on the quiz\n\nCreation Science 101\nNow Armagedd-your homework-done\nBecause when this semester's through,\nIt's straight A's for students who shun Evolution\n\nThe kids get such an education\nWhen they shun\nThe heretical theory of the development of life on earth over millions of years by \nmeans of spontaneous genetic mutation","chords":["A","D","B","E","C","F#","B7","G","E/G"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"B7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,3,0,4],"frets":[-1,2,1,2,0,2]},"D":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,1,3,2],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}