{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":982403,"song":"Tip That Waitress","artist":"Loudon Wainwright III","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11622326-tip-that-waitress-chords-by-loudon-wainwright-iii/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/982403?type=chord","rating":4.63847,"votes":11,"content":"Tip That Waitress\r\nLoudon Wainwright III\r\n\r\nCapo 2\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]            \r\nShe's been on her feet nearly half the damn night[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nBringing you beverage and your late night bite[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nShe remains cheerful when you're nasty and tight[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nMakes change for a fifty in dim candlelight.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nIgnoring your groping hoping you might[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]                                                    [ch]F[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nCome across with a tip and sympathize with her plight.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nTip that waitress.[/tab]\r\n\r\nShes getting her masters supporting her mom\r\nAmidst the confusion she remains cool and calm\r\nShe knows exits in case of a fire or bomb\r\nShe knows all the words to the 23rd psalm\r\nShe handles her tray with panache and aplomb\r\nHer brothers a Quaker, her dad was in Naa-aaa-aaa-aam\r\nTip that waitress.\r\n\r\nBridge 1\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nTip that waitress,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nShe's been waiting on you.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nSkip the small change,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSlap down a dollar or two.[/tab]\r\n\r\nHer arches are aching, her lower backs shot\r\nHer varicose vein hurts like hell when its hot\r\nHer uniform's too tight, tasteful its not\r\nShe knows the specials and they are not a lot.\r\nThe cook is on Qualudes the bus boy deals pot\r\nIf she had a real job she'd quit on the spot\r\nSo tip that waitress.\r\n\r\n\r\nThis plea for gratuity's gone on way too long,\r\nTheres a time and a place where them things belong\r\nThe stage ain't a soap box, this is only a song,\r\nTo dwell on the matter much more would be wrong.\r\nAnd people get by, she'll get along\r\nBut I think she gets off when I come on\r\n[tab]Stro--ooo-ooo- ong\r\nSo tip that waitress.[/tab]\r\n\r\nBridge 2 \r\nTip that waitress,\r\nShe's been waiting on you.\r\nSkip the small change,\r\nSlap down a fiver or two.\r\n\r\nShe's been on her feet nearly half the damn night\r\nBringing you beverage and your late night bite\r\nShe remains cheerful when you're nasty and tight\r\nMakes change for a fifty in dim candlelight.\r\nIgnoring your groping hoping you might\r\nCome across with a tip and sympathize with her plight.\r\nTip that waitress.","plain_text":"Tip That Waitress\nLoudon Wainwright III\n\nCapo 2\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nShes getting her masters supporting her mom\nAmidst the confusion she remains cool and calm\nShe knows exits in case of a fire or bomb\nShe knows all the words to the 23rd psalm\nShe handles her tray with panache and aplomb\nHer brothers a Quaker, her dad was in Naa-aaa-aaa-aam\nTip that waitress.\n\nBridge 1\n\n\n\n\n\nHer arches are aching, her lower backs shot\nHer varicose vein hurts like hell when its hot\nHer uniform's too tight, tasteful its not\nShe knows the specials and they are not a lot.\nThe cook is on Qualudes the bus boy deals pot\nIf she had a real job she'd quit on the spot\nSo tip that waitress.\n\n\nThis plea for gratuity's gone on way too long,\nTheres a time and a place where them things belong\nThe stage ain't a soap box, this is only a song,\nTo dwell on the matter much more would be wrong.\nAnd people get by, she'll get along\nBut I think she gets off when I come on\n\n\nBridge 2 \nTip that waitress,\nShe's been waiting on you.\nSkip the small change,\nSlap down a fiver or two.\n\nShe's been on her feet nearly half the damn night\nBringing you beverage and your late night bite\nShe remains cheerful when you're nasty and tight\nMakes change for a fifty in dim candlelight.\nIgnoring your groping hoping you might\nCome across with a tip and sympathize with her plight.\nTip that waitress.","chords":["C","Am","F","G","Em"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}