{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":972290,"song":"Todd The T1000","artist":"Jonathan Coulton","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11620582-todd-the-t1000-chords-by-jonathan-coulton/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/972290?type=chord","rating":4.9106,"votes":7,"content":"[ch]A[/ch] = x02220\r\n[ch]B[/ch] = x24442\r\n[ch]A/C#[/ch] = x47655\r\n[ch]B/Eb[/ch] = x69877\r\n[ch]E(2)[/ch] = x79997\r\n[ch]F#m[/ch](maj7) = 243222\r\n\r\n[ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]/[ch]C#[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]/[ch]Eb[/ch] [ch]E(2)[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]               [ch]C#m[/ch]          [ch]A[/ch]  [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSometimes I kind of miss the old XJ-9[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]C#m[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    that we used to call Jane[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]              [ch]C#m[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nReally good at cleaning and we got along fine[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]C#m[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    so I couldn’t complain[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C#m[/ch]                               [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nLately she’d been getting tangled up in the shag rug[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                               [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd finally one wheel just wouldn’t spin[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]F#m[/ch]                     [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nSo we said our goodbyes and I traded her in[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]                 [ch]C#m[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nThis new one’s kind of creepy, makes me shudder inside[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]E[/ch]     [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    with his idiot grin[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]C#m[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nHe’s head to toe with muscles and they ripple and slide[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]           [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    under translucent skin[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C#m[/ch]                                 [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nSometimes he’ll stand for hours looking into the mirror[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                            [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nAnd flexing like some guy at the gym[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]F#m[/ch]               [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nAnd I’m easily ten inches shorter than him[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]        [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]G#m[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nTodd the T  1000 scares me[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]F#m[/ch](maj7)        [ch]F#m7[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]G#m[/ch]       [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nAnd he sits in my favorite chair and dares me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]         [ch]F#m[/ch](maj7)  [ch]F#m7[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd when I look over he is making a fist[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]/C# [ch]B[/ch]/Eb [ch]E(2)[/ch]\r\nOne finger at a time[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]C#m[/ch]           [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI ask him if he’ll vacuum and he doesn’t respond,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]C#m[/ch]  [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    but I know that he heard[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E[/ch]                  [ch]C#m[/ch]             [ch]A[/ch]               [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI turn and catch him looking when he thinks that I’m gone[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    and he flips me the bird[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C#m[/ch]                                    [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nI asked him when we started, please stay out of the bedroom[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]E[/ch]                         [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nBut I don’t think I’m safe anywhere[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]F#m[/ch]                    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nWhen I wake in the dark I can tell that he’s there[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]        [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]G#m[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nTodd the T  1000 scares me[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]F#m[/ch]            [ch]F#m[/ch](maj7)        [ch]F#m7[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]G#m[/ch]       [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nAnd he sits in my favorite chair and dares me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]         [ch]F#m[/ch](maj7)  [ch]F#m7[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd when I look over he is making a fist[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch]\r\nOne finger at a time[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]     [ch]A[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]                [ch]A/C#[/ch]        [ch]B/Eb[/ch]\r\nSo I live like a ghost while he’s living like me[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]        [ch]B[/ch]        [ch]A/C#[/ch] [ch]B/Eb[/ch]\r\nIt’s not my house any  more[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]A[/ch]             [ch]B[/ch]               [ch]C#m[/ch]       [ch]B/Eb[/ch]\r\nAnd I sneak out the door while he’s watching TV[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]         [ch]B[/ch]      [ch]A/C#[/ch]   [ch]B/Eb[/ch]\r\nHead down to the cyborg store[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m7[/ch]       [ch]C#[/ch]         [ch]G#m7[/ch]           [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nI get some new arms installed at the store[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G#m7[/ch]    [ch]C#[/ch]      [ch]G#m7[/ch]   [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nBuy the biggest ones I can[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]              [ch]A/C#[/ch]        [ch]B/Eb[/ch]\r\nHead back to my house, Todd answers the door[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]A[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]         [ch]A/C#[/ch]   [ch]B/Eb[/ch]\r\nHe sees more than just a man[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]              [ch]C#m[/ch]              [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nMy right arm is a smasher like the trunk of a tree[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]            [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    and the left one’s a saw[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]E[/ch]                [ch]C#m[/ch]        [ch]A[/ch]          [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI cut the couch in half and I smash the TV[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]C#m[/ch] [ch]A[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]\r\n    with my big smashy claw[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C#m[/ch]                                [ch]G#[/ch]\r\nHe’s standing still and silent, I can’t tell what he’s thinking[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]E[/ch]                           [ch]F#[/ch]\r\nHe blinks a single glowing red eye[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]F#m[/ch]                       [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nSo I give him a shove and then Todd starts to cry[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]E[/ch]        [ch]F#m[/ch] [ch]G#m[/ch] [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nTodd the T1000 scares me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]        [ch]F#m[/ch](maj7)        [ch]F#m7[/ch]       [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut I think he knows I’ve got a right to exist[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]E[/ch]          [ch]F#m[/ch]      [ch]G#m[/ch]       [ch]C#[/ch]\r\nAnd he sits in my favorite chair and dares me[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]F#m[/ch]           [ch]F#m[/ch](maj7) [ch]F#m7[/ch]     [ch]B[/ch]\r\nBut when he looks over I am making a fist[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]A[/ch]      [ch]B[/ch]    [ch]A[/ch]    [ch]B[/ch] [ch]A[/ch]/[ch]C#[/ch] [ch]B[/ch]/[ch]Eb[/ch] [ch]E(2)[/ch]\r\nOne finger at a time[/tab]","plain_text":"A = x02220\nB = x24442\nA/C# = x47655\nB/Eb = x69877\nE(2) = x79997\nF#m(maj7) = 243222\n\nA B A B A/C# B/Eb E(2)","chords":["A","B","A/C#","B/Eb","E(2)","F#m","C#","Eb","E","C#m","G#","F#","D7","G#m","F#m7","C","G#m7"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"E":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,1,0,0]}}}