{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":972106,"song":"Charlotte","artist":"Macc Lads","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11620544-charlotte-chords-by-macc-lads/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/972106?type=chord","rating":4.64635,"votes":4,"content":"CHARLOTTE\r\nMacc Lads\r\n\r\nThis is the only chord set to this tune on the internet, its a well good tune n a \r\npiece of piss so get learnin!!\r\n\r\n\r\nIntro: [ch]Em[/ch], [ch]G[/ch], [ch]C[/ch], [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n       [ch]Em[/ch], [ch]G[/ch], [ch]C[/ch], [ch]B[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]  [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nI walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly,[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nThere were a fit crack in the corner but[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI knew her cunt was smelly,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nShe smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSaid her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick.[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOh, I thought now lad, times are hard,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nand it's nearly closing time,[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]                     [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]B[/ch]\r\nAnd I'll grummage through the slime...[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]B[/ch]\r\nCharlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nShe'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]                   [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]\r\nWith her legs spread wide she opens up her crack,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSpends her life just lying on her back.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]\r\nWell, we walked along, up Buxton Road,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd strolled along the cut,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe said \"give us an inch and I'll take a yard.\"[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo I slammed her half a foot.[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]                           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nGot me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd I knew just what fu-t do,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]                       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI got me hand inside, and then me arm inside,[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]C[/ch]                         [ch]B[/ch]\r\nI lost it right up to me tattoo.[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]B[/ch]\r\nOh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]            [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nShe'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]                [ch]B[/ch]\r\nCoffee, sex and johnny bags come free,[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]           [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]B[/ch]\r\nSo crabs and herpes and VD.[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nOh Charlotte.....[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\nBreak: [ch]Em[/ch], [ch]G[/ch], [ch]C[/ch], [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n       [ch]Em[/ch], [ch]G[/ch], [ch]C[/ch], [ch]B[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd we ended up at her place,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                 [ch]Em[/ch]\r\nAnd I waded through the johnnies,[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Em[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nShe put another notch in her bedstead,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]B[/ch]\r\nwhile I watched \"The Two Ronnies\".[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]               [ch]B[/ch]\r\nCharlotte is the biggest slag in Macc,[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Em[/ch]               [ch]C[/ch]                    [ch]B[/ch]\r\nShe lies in wait and then she springs her trap,[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]B[/ch]\r\nShe's always got fu-t take the upper hand,[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Em[/ch]                      [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]B[/ch]   [ch]A[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nAnd you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man.[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Em[/ch]\r\nCharlotte...[/tab]","plain_text":"CHARLOTTE\nMacc Lads\n\nThis is the only chord set to this tune on the internet, its a well good tune n a \npiece of piss so get learnin!!\n\n\nIntro: Em, G, C, Em\n       Em, G, C, B\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBreak: Em, G, C, Em\n       Em, G, C, B","chords":["Em","G","C","B","A"],"chord_diagrams":{"A":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,1,2,3,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,2,0]},"B":{"barres":[2],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,1,2,3,4,1],"frets":[-1,2,4,4,4,2]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}