{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":956076,"song":"Can I Interest You In Hanukkah","artist":"Stephen Colbert","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11617586-can-i-interest-you-in-hanukkah-chords-by-stephen-colbert/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/956076?type=chord","rating":4.58098,"votes":3,"content":"From \"A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!\"\r\n\r\nWritten by David Javerbaum and Adam Schlesinger, sung by Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. \r\n\r\nSunny figured this out - I just played the giant goy. \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Fdim[/ch]   [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nJon: Can I interest you     in Hannukah?[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Fdim[/ch]        [ch]C[/ch]      [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nMaybe something in a Festival of Lights[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D7[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]         [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nIt's a sensible alternative to Christmas[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Am[/ch]                                [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nAnd it lasts for seven - for you - eight nights.[/tab]\r\n[tab]n/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nStephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.[/tab]\r\n[tab]n/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nJon: Well, you could do worse.[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]Fdim[/ch]\r\nStephen: Is it merry?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Am[/ch]            [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nJon: It's kind of merry[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Fdim[/ch]\r\nStephen: Is it cheery?[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nJon: It's got some cheer[/tab]\r\n[tab]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nStephen: Is it jolly?[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D7[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nJon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]              [ch]D7[/ch]               [ch]G[/ch]     [ch]G7[/ch]\r\nBut it's not my least unfavourite time of year.[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nStephen: When's it start?[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nJon: The 25th[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nStephen: Of December?[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nJon: Kislev[/tab]\r\n[tab]                 [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nStephen: When is when exactly?[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]      [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nJon: I will check[/tab]\r\n[tab]                   [ch]C[/ch]\r\nStephen: Are there presents?[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]D7[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nJon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents[/tab]\r\n[tab]                [ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nWhich means one nice one, then a week of dreck.[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]C[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Am[/ch]                  [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]C[/ch]           \r\nStephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? A king who came [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]\r\nto save the world?[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]                    [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nJon: No, oil that burned quite slowly[/tab]\r\n[tab]n/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nStephen: Well, it sounds fantastic![/tab]\r\n[tab]n/[ch]C[/ch]                        [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJon: There's more! We have latkes[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Fdim[/ch]\r\nStephen: What are they?[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]        [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJon: Potato pancakes.     We have dreidels[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]Fdim[/ch]\r\nStephen: What are they?[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]Am[/ch]    [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]\r\nJon: Wooden tops.     We have candles[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nStephen: What are they?[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]E7[/ch]              [ch]C[/ch]                  [ch]D7[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJon: THEY ARE CANDLES!    And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops.[/tab]\r\n[tab]n/[ch]C[/ch]\r\nWhat do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]C[/ch]             [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]     \r\nStephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew, I'm trying even harder[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nBut I believe in Jesus Christ, so it's a real non-starter[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]           [ch]Fdim[/ch]    [ch]Am[/ch]       [ch]D7[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Fdim[/ch]       \r\nJon: I can't interest you     in Hanukkah?  Just a little bit?[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]Am[/ch]   [ch]D7[/ch]          [ch]C[/ch]          [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nStephen: No thanks I'll pass.  I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]E7[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]Gmaj7[/ch]      [ch]Am[/ch]                   [ch]G[/ch]\r\npancakes.   But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim.[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]Am[/ch]               [ch]Gmaj7[/ch]       [ch]Am[/ch]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif.[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Am[/ch]                       [ch]E7[/ch]\r\nStephen: That's exactly what I'll do[/tab]\r\n[tab]n/c         [ch]C[/ch]        [ch]D7[/ch]\r\nBoth: Happy holidays,   you[/tab]\r\n[tab]             [ch]G[/ch]\r\nJon/Stephen: Too!/Jew![/tab]\r\n\r\nJon: Too?","plain_text":"From \"A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!\"\n\nWritten by David Javerbaum and Adam Schlesinger, sung by Stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart. \n\nSunny figured this out - I just played the giant goy. \n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nJon: Too?","chords":["A","G","Fdim","Am","D7","C","E7","G7","Gmaj7"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"D7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,1,3],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,1,2]},"E7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,0,1,0,0],"frets":[0,2,0,1,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]},"G7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,2,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,1]},"Gmaj7":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,1],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,2]}}}