{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":946061,"song":"Royal Jelly","artist":"Dewey Cox","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11615694-royal-jelly-chords-by-dewey-cox/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/946061?type=chord","rating":4.9976,"votes":42,"content":"Royal Jelly, Capo on 7th\r\n\r\nIntro: [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Cadd9[/ch] [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Cadd9[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]D/F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n[tab]    [ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]Cadd9[/ch]            [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Cadd9[/ch]           [ch]D/F#[/ch] \r\nMailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum[/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]Cadd9[/ch]                          [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nRim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum[/tab]\r\n[tab]                  [ch]G[/ch]\r\nO' say can you see 'em[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]C[/ch]                                     [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nStuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]                             [ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\n'N the sorority mascot sat with the lumberjack[/tab]\r\n[tab]    [ch]Cadd9[/ch]          [ch]C/B[/ch]               [ch]Am[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nPressing passing stinging half synthetic fabrication of his-- Time[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Cadd9[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]                [ch]Cadd9[/ch]         [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nThe mouse with the overbite explained how the rabbits were ensnared[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]Cadd9[/ch]                             [ch]Em[/ch]\r\n'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat[/tab]\r\n[tab]  [ch]Am[/ch]                                                 [ch]D/F#[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nInside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIn my mind[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm half blind[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nMy inner ref[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIs mostly deaf[/tab]\r\n[tab]           [ch]Em[/ch]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nI'm smell impaired[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nIf you cared[/tab]\r\n[tab]     [ch]G[/ch]                 [ch]Cadd9[/ch]          [ch]G[/ch]             [ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\nMy sense of taste is wasted on the phosphorescent orange peels of San [/tab]\r\n[tab]   [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]Cadd9[/ch]          [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nFrancisco axe-encrusted frenzy[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo let me touch you[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nLet me touch you[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLet me touch you[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]C[/ch]\r\nLet me touch you[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]        [ch]D/F#[/ch]       [ch]G[/ch]   \r\nWhere the Ro-yal Jelly gets made[/tab]\r\n\r\nTransition: [ch]G[/ch] [ch]Cadd9[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]Cadd9[/ch] [ch]Em[/ch] [ch]D/F#[/ch] [ch]G[/ch]\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]      [ch]Cadd9[/ch]                 [ch]G[/ch]               [ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\nColeratura singers bringing weeds and social clingers[/tab]\r\n[tab]        [ch]G[/ch]            [ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\nHangers-on and fancy flingers[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nTo the dress ball[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\nMushrooms and bowling pins[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C/B[/ch]                                [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nStove pipe hats and other things I can't recall[/tab]\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nFrom Juvenile hall[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cadd9[/ch]                [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nWe're so unlucky and stuff[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                              [ch]Cadd9[/ch]                              \r\nWoodrow Wilson never had it so tough[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Cadd9[/ch]           [ch]C/B[/ch]          [ch]Am[/ch]\r\nDairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]               [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nPaul Bunyan and James Dean[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]        [ch]Cadd9[/ch]           [ch]G[/ch]          [ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\nAllegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\nAnd Shenandoah tapestries[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                  [ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\nCompared with good mahogany[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]              [ch]Cadd9[/ch]            [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nCollapsing the undying postcard romance[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nWith feline perspicacity[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C/B[/ch]\r\nBy the university[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nThat night I held a paucity[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nWhich you deemed common courtesy[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]Am/G[/ch]\r\nI wasn't what you thought I'd be[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]D/F#[/ch]                            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI shouldn't have invited you to dance[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIn my tree[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nI'm halfway free[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nAnd in my chair[/tab]\r\n[tab]            [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOne quarter there[/tab]\r\n[tab]      [ch]Em[/ch]      [ch]C[/ch]\r\nIn my dream[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]              [ch]G[/ch]\r\nOne-sixteenth cream[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]                    [ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\nIn the coffee of the Courtier[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]         Cadd             [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nOf the sycophant assistant to the king[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nSo let me touch you[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]D/F#[/ch]\r\nLet me touch you[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]G[/ch]\r\nLet me touch you[/tab]\r\n[tab]       [ch]Cadd9[/ch]\r\nLet me touch you[/tab]\r\n\r\n[tab]           [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]D/F#[/ch]    [ch]Em[/ch]    [ch]Cadd9[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]       [ch]D/F#[/ch]    [ch]G[/ch]       \r\nWhere the Ro  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  yal Jelly gets made[/tab]\r\n[ch]G[/ch] [ch]Cadd9[/ch]  [ch]G[/ch]  [ch]Cadd9[/ch]  [ch]Em[/ch]   [ch]D/F#[/ch]   [ch]G[/ch]...","plain_text":"Royal Jelly, Capo on 7th\n\nIntro: G Cadd9 G Cadd9 Em D/F# G\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nTransition: G Cadd9 Em Cadd9 Em D/F# G\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nG Cadd9  G  Cadd9  Em   D/F#   G...","chords":["G","Cadd9","Em","D/F#","C","C/B","Am","Am/G"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"Am/G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[3,0,2,2,1,0],"frets":[3,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Cadd9":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,1,0,3,0],"frets":[-1,3,2,0,3,0]},"Em":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,2,3,0,0,0],"frets":[0,2,2,0,0,0]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}