{"source":"Free Chord Book","source_url":"https://www.free-chords.com","license_note":"Free for personal use. Lyrics and compositions © their respective songwriters and publishers.","tab_id":940860,"song":"Spose - Im Awesome","artist":"Misc Unsigned Bands","content_type":"chord","tab_type":"Chords","url":"https://www.free-chords.com/song/11614732-spose-im-awesome-chords-by-misc-unsigned-bands/","api_url":"https://www.free-chords.com/api/v1/songs/940860?type=chord","rating":4.90134,"votes":6,"content":"This is my first tab! I copied the lyrics so they might be wrong. Not to sure \r\nabout bridge - open to suggestions\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nIntro: [ch]C[/ch] - [ch]G[/ch] - [ch]F[/ch] x2\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nmother ****** im awesome, no your not dude don't lie[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nim awesome, im driving round in my moms ride[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nim awesome, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nmother ****** im awesome, i will run away from a brawl[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nim awesome, theres no voicemail nobody called[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nim awesome, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nyou know my pants sag low(low)[/tab]\r\n[tab]                     [ch]F[/ch]\r\neven though(though) that went out of style like ten years ago(go)[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nspose i got the swagger of a cripple[/tab]\r\n[tab]([ch]F[/ch]) [ch]G[/ch]\r\ni got little biceps getting fatter in the middle[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nand lyrically im not the best[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nphysically the opposite of randy moss and yet [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nso puposteruis feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest, oh yes[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nthe girls are repulsed [/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nso i hide in my hood like im joining a cult[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nim as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis[/tab]\r\nall my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased\r\n\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\nme ill never date an actress[/tab]\r\ngot too many back zits\r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\nplus my whole home aroma is cat piss[/tab]\r\n[tab][ch]G[/ch]\r\nevery show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this[/tab]\r\nits cuz my little sister wrote it\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus:\r\n\r\n[tab]               [ch]C[/ch]\r\nmother ****** im awesome, no your not dude don't lie[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]F[/ch]\r\nim awesome, im driving round in my moms ride[/tab]\r\n[tab]         [ch]G[/ch]\r\nim awesome, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online[/tab]\r\n[tab]                        [ch]C[/ch]\r\nmother ****** im awesome, i will run away from a brawl[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]F[/ch]\r\nim awesome, theres no voicemail nobody called[/tab]\r\n[tab]          [ch]G[/ch]\r\nim awesome, i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall[/tab]\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n[ch]C[/ch]-[ch]G[/ch]-[ch]F[/ch] x2\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nuh and my unibrow is plucked\r\njust ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks\r\nshes like \"for what?\r\nblunt wraps and some heinekens?\r\nyou skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins\r\ni'm like mom please don't blame it on me\r\ni got my bad habits from\r\nyou, dad, and aunt steve\r\nmy attitudes sour but my futon's sweet\r\nand the hair on my @ss it is jumanji\r\n\r\nsuit untailored, ringtone taylor swift\r\ncan't tweet up on my twitter\r\ncuz i haven't done sh!t\r\nblank account red, body ungroomed\r\nthe good thing about me is i'm off stage soon\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus\r\n\r\n\r\n[ch]C[/ch]-[ch]G[/ch]-[ch]F[/ch] x2 \r\n\r\nBridge\r\n[tab][ch]Dm[/ch]\r\nfuther more i'm cornier than ethynol[/tab]\r\ncheesier than provolone\r\ni spent years eight to ten living in a motor home\r\n[tab][ch]Am[/ch]\r\nwith a ego the size of tim duncan[/tab]\r\neven though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin\r\n[tab][ch]C[/ch]\r\ni'm twenty four serving lobster rolls[/tab]\r\nbacause i spent a decade filling\r\noptimuos and \r\n[tab][ch]F[/ch]\r\ni'm not even the bomb in maine[/tab]\r\non my game and only about as sexy as john mccain.\r\n\r\n\r\nSame as verses: \r\n\r\nNow put your hands up if you have nightmares.\r\nIf you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here.\r\nIf you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.\r\nIm outta breath\r\n\r\n\r\nChorus","plain_text":"This is my first tab! I copied the lyrics so they might be wrong. Not to sure \nabout bridge - open to suggestions\n\n\n\nIntro: C - G - F x2\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nall my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased\n\n\ngot too many back zits\n\n\nits cuz my little sister wrote it\n\n\n\n\n\nChorus:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nC-G-F x2\n\n\n\nuh and my unibrow is plucked\njust ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks\nshes like \"for what?\nblunt wraps and some heinekens?\nyou skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins\ni'm like mom please don't blame it on me\ni got my bad habits from\nyou, dad, and aunt steve\nmy attitudes sour but my futon's sweet\nand the hair on my @ss it is jumanji\n\nsuit untailored, ringtone taylor swift\ncan't tweet up on my twitter\ncuz i haven't done sh!t\nblank account red, body ungroomed\nthe good thing about me is i'm off stage soon\n\n\nChorus\n\n\nC-G-F x2 \n\nBridge\n\ncheesier than provolone\ni spent years eight to ten living in a motor home\n\neven though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin\n\nbacause i spent a decade filling\noptimuos and \n\non my game and only about as sexy as john mccain.\n\n\nSame as verses: \n\nNow put your hands up if you have nightmares.\nIf you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here.\nIf you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.\nIm outta breath\n\n\nChorus","chords":["C","G","F","Dm","Am"],"chord_diagrams":{"Am":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,2,3,1,0],"frets":[-1,0,2,2,1,0]},"C":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,3,2,0,1,0],"frets":[0,3,2,0,1,0]},"Dm":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[0,0,0,2,3,1],"frets":[-1,-1,0,2,3,1]},"F":{"barres":[1],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[1,3,4,2,1,1],"frets":[1,3,3,2,1,1]},"G":{"barres":[],"baseFret":1,"fingers":[2,1,0,0,0,3],"frets":[3,2,0,0,0,3]}}}